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#AlternativeProteins | #InsectProtein | #PetfoodPalatability | Serial Food Entrepreneur & Innovator| CEO at Sinonin Group| Kenyan Nandi| Education Evangelist
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The JKIA-Adani illegal deal was NOT subjected to Public participation. It is, therefore, NULL & VOID. We can NOT sit and watch as State Capture by William Ruto and his cronies goes on.
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After 27 days in Kenya, I observed the some things:
Apart from serving overflowing food on small plates instead of letting everybody serve what they want and add if they need to, I noted these.
¹A Kenyan finds it easy to lie without blinking, and disappearing with the phone
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Archbishop Desmond Tutu was aquamated. Not cremated. Aquamation is a chemical (alkaline) hydrolysis process in which a body (human or pet) in boiled in a pressurised vessel at 160°C in Potassium hydroxide for 4-6 hrs. The result is complete liquefaction! Kenyans, let's do this
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I, Kibeet Seronei araap Chelulei Kap Matelong Kipkenda, a Nandi by Birth and heritage, do hereby ENDORSE Baba
@RailaOdinga
for the Presidency and pledge to vote for him. I shall campaign for him and use my meager resources to help him win. Don't shout at me!
#AzimioLaUmoja
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.
@KoinangeJeff
please connect Kevin to me. He should come to Germany for his masters degree. Education must have meaning. This is to painful to bear.
@OAmollo
@AnyangNyongo
@Disembe
@RobertAlai
@orengo_james
@RailaOdinga
@citizentvkenya
@kot
#FirstClassBetrayal
#SundayLive
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I always send kakitu to Andrew
@OkiyaOmtatah
(0722-684-777) the ONLY man I can surely say is THE Senator of KENYA!
#IStandWithOkiyaOmtatah
@gabrieloguda
@citizentvkenya
@ntvkenya
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It was the airport. Now it's your darn power supply! Why is
@WilliamsRuto
giving away sensitive strategic national assets like some emaciated chicken he used to hawk with total disregard to national security? Is there something that we don't know?
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@ahmednasirlaw
@rigathi
Unfortunately, most of us will understand that your defence of the said individual is motivated by religio-ethnic loyalty. It's hard to see beyond your veil!
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Mogaka
@MoraraKebasoSnr
I have a request and a commitment. I come from Nandi Hills, Nandi County. We need your help. Nandi has more than two white elephants and a "liquid" one. There are many.
BUT two stand out.
1. Mother & Child Hospital, Kapsabet
2. Nandi Dairy Processor at
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I'm going to quit the private sector when
@RailaOdinga
wins the presidency next year, 2022. I shall apply to be a CS and hope I shall be in either Roads, Education or Agriculture. Goodnight Hustlers
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Stop fooling yourselves. Storming
@StateHouseKenya
in an alleged attempt at evicting
@WilliamsRuto
(whatever the shit that means) is a coup d'etat. There is a VERY high likelihood of a bloodbath. To prevent this, the Govt MUST arrest the coup plotters ASAP and put them under
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There are three types of prisoners in Kenya. Those HELPLESSLY HOOKED to
@WilliamsRuto
, those HAPLESSLY CLAMPED to
@RailaOdinga
& those CLUELESSNESS GLUED to fear of Owuor. It's a waste of time to try save any of them. Live your life and if you can, monetise those addictions. Tuju
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Son
@KiigenKoech
don't invite a generational curses on yourself and your family. A father is an animal never to disrespect. He's a god. Find wisdom in reconciliation. Let me know if I can help reconcile you both, as a peer of Davy and a fellow Kipkenda. Oripkeei. The internet may
As a son, I did everything for you Prof. Davy Koech. Our Father and Son relationship was second to none. Now I wonder if it exists. I may not be a perfect son, but neither are you appreciative or a perfect father. My love was loyalty but my returns were MADHARAU! DISGRUNTLED!
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Dear
@kipmurkomen
let me borrow some wisdom from Ronald Reagan: “IF YOU'RE EXPLAINING, YOU'RE LOSING". Let the guests of the state explain to the
@DCI_Kenya
then we'll get their findings. You &
@WilliamsRuto
are panicking. Why?
#MrPresidentTumechoka
@DavidNdii
@Disembe
@ItsMutai
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.
@UKenyatta
is like that famous village alcoholic who talks at the busaa den about how tough he's at home, only for him to pee on himself when the wife says there's no food because he did not send money for cabbage. Tough street talk, no action on
#CorruptionKe
@kot
@DavidNdii
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You call
@RailaOdinga
shetani, yule jamaa wa kitendawili. You call
@MusaliaMudavadi
mtu wa Cerelac. How do you make a unifying president of Kenya?
#BwanaAsifiwe
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The
@UniOfNbi
must redeem self by denouncing the alleged PhD to be awarded
@WilliamsRuto
unless it has documentary evidence of his personal involvement in research & dissertation writing with time logs. Supervisors be fired and jailed
@Disembe
@DavidNdii
@citizentvkenya
@KTNKenya
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@ahmednasirlaw
@rigathi
You're right. I'm a Nandi man.
A cow is the highest symbol of wealth a Nandi man wants to be identified with.
Thank you for the honour!
Would it be an insult to call you Ngamia?
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@LinetChepkorir_
The other day you shamelessly dressed yourself in wads of banknotes in a disgusting display of opulence. You've no moral talking about the youth whom you've betrayed. Sit down!
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In Nandi, Hot Air means kwotioot. Don't ask me to translate
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@BarackObama
I was alive while you were THE President. That is a great blessing and privilege that many generations to come will only read of in history books!
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All that Baba
@RailaOdinga
needed was to win 10% of Mt Kenya vote. This thing will end in prime tears for Hustlers as Baba sprints to a 50-50 split. It's a done deal. 2022 is Raila time!
#MtKenyaPollRelease
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You can't sustain an intelligible political argument with a Kalenjin, more so a
@UDAKenya
"believer" because the first idea they get when they "suspect" you are NOT a member of their party is that you are an ENEMY of
@WilliamsRuto
. The attendant insults and debasing expletives!
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I'm looking for a tax consultant to help manage my business and personal tax returns.
@KRACare
has become
#KRAScare
. If you can, send me a one-page CV to Careers
@SinoninBio
.tech. I'm not interested in stories. Answer: 1. Member of tax professional body? 2. Know KRA tax returns
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@P_Salasya
@bonifacemwangi
In short, you admit that you defaulted and have ignored their pleas to date, you cheap unkempt con!
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@ahmednasirlaw
Would you have penned a similar platitude were he an Omondi, Kibet, Wafula or Kamau? I doubt. The guy is a perfect example of big name, hot air, zero results! A classic failure in the ear in graft....
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My conscience doesn't allow me to support
@WilliamsRuto
no matter what my clansman
@IsaacRutoGov
tells me. No matter what the
#Talai
elders &
#NandiKaburwo
say to me. His mammonism is antithetical to what I hold dear. I'm waiting for haters to lecture it insult me over my choice
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@DavidNdii
A communication strategy could still put that message across in a totally different way!
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@MRSMuruguu
It's called politics. The same Sakaja betrayed Uhuru, who made him what he became and last ground for his rise to where he is. This is not a game of saints. No Deputy Jesus's. If you can't keep up with the kitchen heat, eat a cold salad!
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@MKMadoka_
One day, some day, YOU shall be in the opposition. Prescribe, BUT test it on yourself!
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If you're in Chupilii government and you've neither stolen enough to donate to church nor pay court bail, you're a dunderhead and embarrassment to
@WilliamsRuto
and
@UKenyatta
. You should be executed by a firing squad for underperforming
@DavidNdii
@ODPP_KE
@Disembe
@TheODMparty
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Admittedly
@UKenyatta
is an absentee president. The country yearns leadership. Instead, because of his hands-off style, it's being served dealership
@WilliamsRuto
#TangaTanga
. Stop playing politics with hunger.
#UgaliRevolution
@DavidNdii
@Disembe
@RobertAlai
@kot
@DrMercyKorir
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@Belive_Kinuthia
Always add a disclaimer "this post contains paid content".
On another note. Let's help Kenyans with English language proficiency.
You can't use salutations with first names. Prof./Dr. /Ms/Mr/Mrs/Rev./Pr. are used with the surname.
Thank you
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Has
@ahmednasirlaw
commented on the Maritime dispute between Kenya and Somalia or he's still seething at
@AtwoliDza
for being appointed the Mulembe Nation and Baba
@RailaOdinga
's pocket money offer to the jobless youth.
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@MikeSonko
Governor thanks for your offer. Please find out if she needs 5 pairs of uniforms or two pairs and food to keep her in school. God bless you. As someone who wore tattered clothes to school, I can attest that torn clothes are a visual alarm bell warning about a more serious, less
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When a Kalenjin dude tells a dudess "I want to marry", that's NOT a wedding invitation. He's actually inviting YOU "to marry him"! He's proposing.
@Kimuzi_
let's do Spaces to discuss codes language used by Murenik and why our daughters and sisters miss it!
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If this's true, should Kenyan bloggers shame
@DelmonteKenya
for practicing modern day slavery? Done with
@DelMonte
fruits, won't buy any in Germany & I'll tell my friends about their Non-compliance to
@FAIRTRADE
#SlaveryAtDelMonte
@DavidNdii
@kot
@RobertAlai
@tuinie770
@ntvkenya
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@citizentvkenya
He's running because he's indisciplined and can't keep time. Don't divert attention from the main problem!
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@edwinsifuna
I've renounced my
@TheODMparty
party membership. You can't argue yourself out of complicity. You're thick in this morass, whichever way you want to explain yourself. You'll soon realise that Uhuru is using you to achieve some agenda.
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@scherargei
You've egg on your face Senator. Despite all this online war, you couldn't even make the list of Kenya Kwanza team to face Azimio! Seblogger
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@ahmednasirlaw
SC, you CAN NOT Advise Ruto. He advises the Advisors on how to Advise him. Don't pivot!
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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Dear
@WilliamsRuto
, you're a Christian. And you're human. Although vendetta and retribution feel good and may be deserved, don't waste your mandate and goodwill on them. Vengeance belongs to me, says the Jehovah God. Resist the temptation and focus on your promises to fix Kenya
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We, the UDA🆓 souls, hereby wish to ask whether
@rigathi
really KNOWS who
@WilliamsRuto
is? We hope he's not deluded to think that William is an Uhuru. Pole sana!
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@ahmednasirlaw
@WilliamsRuto
Apparently the speech appealed to, and tickled, the Karen elite, the BOURGEOISIE. The Hoi Poloi are still awaiting theirs. And we'll be here, no matter what!
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¹Last night, I had a dream. For the second time this year
@WilliamsRuto
& I were in a 1-2-1 conversation. We ate Githeri & laughed about how priceless simple life is. Free from heartache. Being in touch with nature. Living in peace with each other. Being content. Being authentic
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@gabrieloguda
You better hold until you see it happen. I'm wiser than to take a rumour or promise from government. Ask Gachagua how be believes he'd never be humiliated, only to now start shedding tears by the roadsides!
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I find it incredibly hard to accept that a full-time politician like
@WilliamsRuto
can earn a science PhD at the same time as full-time PhD candidates. Speaks volumes about the awarding university. I'm donating my PhD to any politician who desires it.
@DavidNdii
#TajMall
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I am a Christian. So I should forgive. And I am a Baba
@RailaOdinga
follower. President
@WilliamsRuto
was my senior at Kapsabet Boys.
@skmusyoka
betrayed us,
@TheODMparty
, in 2007 and participated in the illegal heist of a Baba victory. For that, I am NOT going to forgive,
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Whether you watched
#JKLive
with
@KoinangeJeff
and
#Atwoli
, or you were glued to the sanitation efforts on
#KTNPointblank
where
@TonyGachoka
was tamed by the raucous and irritable
@MikeSonko
, you'll agree that only one name ruled the conversations.
@WilliamsRuto
rocks!
#KOTLoyals
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You can't screw up, then hire untainted professionals to do ukarabati. To save Kenya, start where it matters, elect leaders. Not dealers.
#MtuWetu
is hurting farmers, health, infrastructure. Every sector. Now you've to pay an additional 1.5% tax above your current tax rate!
Dear KOT kindly refrain from volunteering others for public offices we aren’t seeking. Its your responsibility to elect honest capable politicians who in turn appoint the right people and hold them accountable but you choose
#MtuWetu
Buck stops with you. Choices consequences.
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I was shocked to hear
@WilliamsRuto
deride the Hustlers of
#Kibra
saying "THEY DON'T HAVE TOILETS IN THEIR BEDROOMS". This level of insolence is simply regrettable, especially when uttered by the holder of that office!
#KibraConfirmation
@TonyGachoka
@ImranOkoth
@Disembe
@kot
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@HonMoses_Kuria
@RailaOdinga
Just say you went to "borrow a job" from Baba. Would you repudiate your obsession with the vulgarities of cut appendages?
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@senga_namutebi
Well, if the only thing you've got is that, you definitely are. Try investing above your WAIST, more definitively above your SHOULDERS. Women must see themselves as being more that matako wavers
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So you've a vision of a poultry business. You want to invest KShs 400k starting capital. But you've KShs 100k only. Do you go to
@KeEquityBank
or
@KCBGroup
or your MP or your wash-wash Shylock?
No!!!! Achicha. Nyet!
¹Look for somebody in any of these countries:
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This is what academic bandits and racketeers do when faced with the bleak reality that they'd be exposed for fraud in academia
@DavidNdii
@Disembe
@vcuonbi
@KTNKenya
@citizentvkenya
@kot
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If I were a resident of
@027gps
I'd vote for
@BuzekiKiprop
because I'd like a governor who's accountable to me as a voter and not one hiding behind a popular party or a local lord. I'm unnerved by talk that pivots from the question of manifesto to "kiribe weritnyoo"
#NoPsugutiet
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@scherargei
You really have to grow UP politically. It is getting increasingly tasteless for you to stay hooked on hate, Tinga-bashing and a sterile attempt at being "funny". Please start LEADING, stop LICKING!
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Even for a casual observer you've to admit it. President
@WilliamsRuto
is changing Kenyan and global politics at breathtaking speed. He's also refreshing the conversation globally was well! I loved the sight of him leaving President
@EmmanuelMacron
gaping for breath. It felt good
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Murenchu. Talk to your unborn child. They hear. They'll familiarise self with your voice. Sing a song to your unborn child. Bond. They are conscious of your world, even from theirs! Be part of their development. Ometee murenondiit. Oreu lagook
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For the last three weeks, I have been through horror.
No death.
Just mental horror.
Three young "Accountants" contacted me asking for jobs. ALL have CPA 2+, a BCom and two have an MBA to boot.
They are desperate to an extent that one asked me for a driver's job. Yes, a
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Those of you asking me how to go about it. This guide has helped students get to Germany. Please read and inbox me AFTER you've decided. Because of the number of you, it's obviously not ready to deal with all of you immediately.
@Kapchepteek_
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I'm one of the few people who see through
@WilliamsRuto
's emptiness & fake bravado. Fooled followers in 2013 "I'm not like Lemindet who CRIES on the road while INSULTING Govt". People wanted to be IN Govt. They believed him. I didn't. Who's CRYING & INSULTING Govt?
#MashujaaDay
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@bonifacemwangi
@DavidNdii
But pictures don't confirm that you were or weren't on WSR payslip! Reminds me Muite of the 90s who'd abuse Moi publicly but run to Norfolk Towers for handouts from Mark Too and keys to Mark's Love nest with his (Muite's) MwK. Met him several times at Norfolk Towers!
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I blame Kenyan education. I left to China in 2001 for MSc, sure that there was nothing else to know about dairy science. Because my lecturers at Egerton had successfully impressed upon me that they knew everything. Four degrees later, I know better.
@DavidNdii
@kot
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While
@HonMoses_Kuria
is yapping about devolved funds received by former NFD, he's not telling you what
#Uthamaki
's appropriating from the national govt is an obviously slanted evil favouritism. How many dual carriageways does Kiambu deserve while the rest Wade in mud?
#UShenziKE
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@makaumutua
Prof. Mutua. I hope you're now humble enough to read my comment. In Homa Bay, 100k people voted in the Gubernatorial race BUT didn't vote for Baba, despite him getting 98% of the valid votes. When you are done with this, let us move to point number two: Do YOU have YOUR Tallies?
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@citizentvkenya
I eat yellow maize ugali over here, sorry. But I'd like to ask, is this why the USA is all over our President? A market for their Iowa corn?
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@citizentvkenya
I thought we fought Uhuru over the same! The more things CHANGE, the more things remain the SAME!
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Sacho was built using reparations paid by the British to Nandi for murdering the Orkoiyot, Koitaleel.
Moi appropriated to himself, lying that he was building a memorial called sach-ooi (Nandi meaning sprouts parted ways). This is because at their eviction from Tindireet into
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@HonMoses_Kuria
The only problem you've is your mouth, and tweeting fingers. Consider hiring a life coach to help you mould into a leader. You're too abrasive, so all these points count for nothing! Unless Christians are okay with Lucifer preaching in church and telling people how bad hell (and
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@newtgingrich
please embrace him. He's one of you guys and he's loves
@realDonaldTrump
and the
@GOP
.don't shut him out. He's angry too
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@PeterMunya
Thank you for the Tea Reforms Waziri. For the FIRST time, I saw a million from Tea bonus!
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Looking for pay-per-the-hour researchers on topics relevant to animal feed commodity market. Are you qualified to do market research (market value, trends, growth projections and purchase strategies) for example of use of insect proteins in cattle feed? Careers
@SinoninBio
.tech
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@Kimuzi_
A very big mistake if you think you'd still have the momentum in 2027! We've to reboot Kenya within 12 months maximum. The waiting will wear you down, they'll regroup and come back big, better, bitter!
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@MutahiNgunyi
You are really suffering in your confession. You owe NOBODY any explanation, Kimutahi. Not even Mr Maritim's family! Enjoy your freedom Sir
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4/4 in Kenya, I was informed. My "friend" says he's written six MBA theses and two PhD dissertations, all based on plagiarised "data". The earners are mighty government officials. I wonder why we criminalise KCPE & KCSE exam cheating!
@DavidNdii
@vcuonbi
@Disembe
@citizentvkenya
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As you wait for the
@RailaOdinga
-grip on Kenya to melt on MAR 20th right before your eyes, I want to tell you the following. President
@WilliamsRuto
is in full throttle campaign mode for re-election. His numbers focus is trained on two constituencies and he is doing that using
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@C_NyaKundiH
Thank God they were not raped. It at least you've not been told. There's an outbreak of decadent behaviour where Bolt good delivery boys are being robbed, sodomised and left traumatised. In Nairobi!
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