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#Yankees . #Jets . #Rangers . #Heat . #Longhorns 🤘🏼 #USArmy 🇺🇸🇸🇾 Jersey born, Texas livin’

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@Zazmania @youngwhiteside @JoelEmbiid Whiteside was playing at the YMCA, and he got into the NBA. That’s kind of a big deal compared to high pick who can’t stay healthy
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@BleacherReport I know Saban is gonna tear them up for the way they played
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@mrowlitor Imma keep eating Chic-fil-A as much as I want. And also, I’m gonna be completely content with anyone marrying whoever they want. There’s a bigot here, and it’s not me... it’s you.
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@SJBAtlanta @barstoolsports @BSSportsbook Winning the super bowl with the Jets is enough reason for anyone to be in the hall of fame
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@NFL @TambaHali91 @jbbigbear Young players seeking help from vets, no matter the team >
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@totalfratmove This is sexual assault then. I don’t think many men find this remotely funny.
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@taxreformer They wanted socialism, this is a taste of it 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@JomboyMedia I would pay extra money for real broadcasting with emotion like THIS 🤣😂
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@barstoolsports @short_porch It’s actually so that a guy who kills them doesn’t drive in 2 more runs. Didn’t matter, next guy did. But there was a purpose
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@jasonms316 @barstoolsports While I agree, California exists
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@BleacherReport @MiLB He has a name, and it’s Rookie. And he’s fucking perfect
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@Breaking911 We ain’t ever getting back to normal are we? I’m still doing my thing though, I got life to live
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@barstoolsports To paraphrase this article- “to cheat in academics” Saved y’all a click
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@BleacherReport Whiteside obviously won. He’s been able to play for his team. Embiid is leading the league in claps and high fives over the last 3 seasons
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@AntJKernich @SportsCenter Would make sense. All they’re gonna do is punt the ball all game, every game. May as well make it a good punt every time
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@Caityox I mean, I think it’s pretty good to enjoy a laugh at yourself sometimes too. Sure he crosses lines, but it is dark humor
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@ColIegeStudent Nobody would ever complete college
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@SportsCenter @XFL2023 NFL won’t do this. Accountability is not their thing
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@Martin_Niemolle @3YearLetterman @Schrader_Adam @ochocinco Either Adam is really REALLY slow, or he’s intentionally playing into this for entertainment. But idk, people are slow
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@Lak5h @Zazmania @youngwhiteside @JoelEmbiid Yeah but I’m saying he was a top pick. He was great in college. He’s EXPECTED to be elite. Whiteside was unknown until recently
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@The161Boys Man, I hate that for him. Dude is personable, it’s a shame how things spiraled for him. I hope he’s successful wherever he goes
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@iFireMonkeySon @barrioschris269 @Zuzukki_ Well-worth the price. Just got 2 the other day, and the clarity is stunningly good. It picks up cars driving down the street, people walking their dogs, any motion at all will notify your phone (if you want it to). You can video chat with the person at the door too
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@TaylorSchyler @_MrNarco @JeffPassan Actually it is their fault. They had a pointless off-day after game 1 of the ALDS. It was sunny and perfect in the Bronx. Game 2 was rained out the next day. So in fact, it IS the MLB’s fault because they’re incompetent
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@StoolieMemes @barstoolsports Cleveland challenge guy rigged, confirmed*
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@BleacherReport The man went after Jamal, got wrecked, then tried to sit back and play victim. Huge L for the Carr family
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@stclairashley Ain’t nobody worth going to war for anymore 😪
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6 years
@Caityox Mike is actually a pretty funny dude. His account makes fun of everyone
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@barstoolsports He literally only went there to play with LeBron, and even he left
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@SportsCenter That’s crazy, making the warriors the underdogs so that it can be a bigger story when they win… make it seem like some incredible feat. Crazy
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5 years
@StuSource If you can bet $50K, you’ll be alright
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@mtsand3 @LibertyMutual8 @AngelaBelcamino @ZOrtiz99 I find it ironic how that completely flipped. Liberals are the most closed minded people I’ve ever communicated with. I can’t even express my opinion without being called a slew of insults. I don’t care about people who don’t want to be kind, helpful, courteous members of society
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@CauseWereGuys You know how irrelevant this tweet is? Nobody even remembers that this is in reference to Miss Colombia LAST YEAR
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@mattt_a15 @MLB No the fuck we wouldn’t have
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@BarstoolHubbs Jeter was an overrated defender, one of the statistically worst in history. He had a few flashy plays in big games, and that’s why the fanbase is so obsessed with his gold gloves. He was never the best defender on the team
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@CauseWereGuys Shouldn’t prank people. You never know who is strapped. Also it’s a taser, he’s fine
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@barstoolsports @stoolpresidente Portnoy is a walking L when it comes to sports. Dude is always wrong
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@barstoolsports 98 up and in can change that
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@barstoolsports @MattBrownEP They’re trying to make sure they pack in as many microtransactions as possible
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@NBA Dirk not a snake tho
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@tyrathetaurus Turkeys don’t even taste good, these people were doing the right thing, tf
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@barstoolsports @BarstoolPhilly Won’t matter. They obviously haven’t seen how little that worked in the past
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@BryanHoch “BuT oHtAnI” -A guy with the last name Verlander
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@benshapiro Fucking love it.
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@SuperHanzX @zLukeyy1337 @Fehleep @InfinityWard Lmao right? We ask “too much” of actual game developers, multi-million dollar companies, to make a product that’s enjoyable
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@Christian_NYYST Nah I will absolutely never forgive Cashman for that. Harper is one guy who brings instant energy, one of the few players that CAN and DOES hit in October, and he actually wanted to be in NY
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@CasuaINBAFan @SportsCenter He’s 3-6 in the finals, right?
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@boardroom @JomboyMedia @alexisohanian @DwyaneWade @itsgabrielleu @QCook323 Wow I remember following Jomboy when he had like 300 or so followers and just made cool breakdowns. What an awesome thing to see!!
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@barstoolsports @BuffaloBills Smh if the fans are unable to attend the game, or it becomes incredibly dangerous for people to go and leave, it shouldn’t happen.
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@MichiganYankees @The161Boys Suzyn is a queen, I’m glad she’s not blindly supporting this organization
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@MLB @Angels Dude really finna steal MVP from Judge this year. But TBH, I’m not even mad. It’s incredible what he’s doing
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@NFL_Memes Damn, if only my salary was $3 million per year, idk how I’d survive….
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@BryanHoch Because they’re a disciplined, well-managed team. Something the Yankees are NOT. Also why they win and we don’t
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@Jomboy_ One-batter-too-late-Boone at it again
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@Lixa123 @Caityox Tbh I caught death threats and worse from lighter tweets, honestly I laugh it off now because it’s just the internet. I always look at it as, if I don’t like the response I get, I’ll just log off for a while. People forget after a few days anyways
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@JetsFuckingSuck @nyjets @Ravens Crazy, we not giving up 27
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@RhysLion So nobody gonna mention this just chillin on the table casually?
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@CauseWereGuys Am A+ way to get a huge ticket
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@GTAonlineNews GTA was never dead
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@reeferlafrentz @would_it_dong Deadball. MLB is making sure Apple TV can’t ruin the moment
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@BarstoolHubbs Gleyber has the worst baseball IQ
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@TalkinYanks There’s not 61 better players in the MLB.
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@TalkinYanks Hometown kid. Stay here bro, need this energy
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@TalkinYanks Who didn’t see that coming? Bet the house on that
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@JSterlingCalls This was the least excited I’ve heard John in years. I guess he’s exhausted
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@skinny_que This must have been taken like 2 years ago, because the cost of living in Texas is significantly more expensive now
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@TalkinYanks He should be mad at Boone. Kid been on base 3 times with 2 walks and a hit. He should have been allowed to bat.
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@TalkinYanks We’re not seriously giving credit to a guy with an ERA of 7, the worst in the league, right??
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@InnerEvilKermit @UrbanEngIish people on here laughing and admitting to it. Cheaters deserve nothing but pain in their lives. Disgusting.
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@TalkinYanks That would be fun. But you know what would be more fun? Seeing this in October
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@MeninistTweet People who don't understand baseball.
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@gemma_e_b Dating girls in their 20’s is an unpaid stress experiment.
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@morganisawizard Or use Waze like a civilized person. Or use a radar detector like a not-peasant 🤣
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@barstoolsports That’s pretty shitty, they don’t deserve that treatment. Has nothing to do with the Yankees though, that’s on the hotels being shit
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@MeninistTweet typical feminist response when they've been outsmarted
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@Jomboy_ Gallo is a true Yankee
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@AdamTheSportFan @espn That fucking WAR, holy shit 👀
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@barstoolsports Well no shit. Christopher Nolan directed it.
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@InfinityWard Stop telling me the game was restarted for a patch after every match.
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@barstoolsports @LacesOutShow Two Philly fans fighting in the back 😂
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@JomboyMedia Dude’s got natural talent for being on the mic
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@MeninistTweet Oh shit, a screen from back when CoD was actually playable
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@TheWailingPaul @TalkinYanks PEDs won’t help them hit the damn ball
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@Uber Not worth it. Driver is at a loss on that one.
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@Lionsfan67 @BestBuy And Apple will still kill android in sales, and it's not even close. Apple has a very simple, clean UI. People like it better
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@DanGambleAI Vegas made the call man
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@TalkinYanks Not on him. Dude balled out. He could pitch a perfect game and it still wouldn’t matter because we have the WORST offense ever
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@MeninistTweet That’s a blessing in a text. If you’re not already in a relationship with her, you can bring up everything from her physical qualities to her inner qualities and personality. You can paint the picture, you’re the artist with that text.
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@mtsand3 @LibertyMutual8 @AngelaBelcamino @ZOrtiz99 Oh this one is easy. I say national security is of utmost importance, so we must stop letting mass, un-vetted immigrants into the country. Response? We all have social media, people are nasty on here. Racist, bigot, death threats, family threats- all for sharing my opinion
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@Jomboy_ Shhhhhh
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@CozyJayke @BleacherReport Another part of a DPI is that the defender actually has to turn his head to look for the ball and attempt to make a play on the ball. He did not look or attempt to do so, he was locked on the receiver. That’s a DPI there
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@JSterlingCalls I love John Sterling, big G fools him so much
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@JomboyMedia Nah, adults gotta take a step back on that. Bullshit
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@Miss_Met @Yankees Remember when the Mets were gonna take over New York? That was cute
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@BryanHoch I don’t even think the MLB will be MLB-ready by summertime.
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@would_it_dong Also, it was 450, per statcast
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@KyleNYY @nikkijcrew @sportingnews These casuals scratch and claw for ANYTHING to slander us and this team. Petty
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@barstoolsports @ZeroBlog30 If you guys knew how many patch-jobs are done on planes after every flight, you’d never fly again. Gotta trust the mechanics. There’s a reason flights very rarely have catastrophic failures
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