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sam πŸ’―

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sam πŸ’―
6 years
This dogs tail is more talented than I will ever be
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Happy Mamma Mia day to all who celebrate
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sam πŸ’―
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Looking like Billie Bieber.
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Lady Gaga sounds lovely performing β€œHow Bad Do U Want Me” at Mayhem Ball.
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sam πŸ’―
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This dogs tail is more talented than I will ever be.
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using microsoft word . *moves an image 1 mm to the left* . all text and images shift. 4 new pages appear. in the distance, sirens.
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College goes 0-100 real quick. You'll go from chilling for four weeks to having 4 tests, 6 quizzes, 3 speeches and 7 papers due in 2 days.
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sam πŸ’―
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College is mostly just sitting with a laptop in different places.
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sam πŸ’―
21 days
and I was never the same.
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Pop Crave
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'Princess Protection Program' premiered on Disney Channel 16 years ago.
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me: eww im not paying a $5 cover for this bar. also me: drops $78 on Uber Eats after one drink.
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sam πŸ’―
23 days
get em pop crave
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Pop Crave
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The NYT announces that Zohran Mamdani β€œstuns” in New York Mayoral Primary just days after its Editorial Board advised New Yorkers to vote for anyone except Mamdani.
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23 days
I didn't study abroad, but I did cry in several buildings on campus, so.
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sam πŸ’―
25 days
The sexual tension between me and quitting my job
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sam πŸ’―
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Every summer I realize that my mood is completely dependent on the weather.
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sam πŸ’―
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Emailing professors like *polite greeting, multiple paragraphs, perfect grammar*. Professor: β€œsure” -sent from my Apple Watch.
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sam πŸ’―
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The β€œdevil’s advocate” classmate waiting for his chance to say the most out of pocket shit you've ever heard
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sam πŸ’―
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Summer just started and I'm already dreading it being over.
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sam πŸ’―
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college kid: can I get affordable healthcare?.USA: lol.college kid: can I spend $1,600 on textbooks?.USA: pleaaaaase do :).
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sam πŸ’―
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I liked school a lot more when we were writing Boobies on our calculators.
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sam πŸ’―
1 month
My bar for success is so low. Like if I send one email, it’s been a productive day.
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you know you're in college when you think "I could nap on that bench" unironically.
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I want to learn how to budget but that would require having money to spend in the first place
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