🚨🚨JASON GARRETT ALERT 🚨🚨 Mike Tirico just said he and “Jason” will cover the Packers Dolphins Thanksgiving day game 🚨🚨JASON GARRET ALERT🚨🚨 @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat @PardonMyTake

Did anyone on Thanksgiving get snubbed last year from getting a turkey leg that we should be betting on for anytime? @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @hen_ease @Philly_Mays @PardonMyMeme @PardonMyTake

Just had an hour long conversation with my brother @Schmidty85 about @MLB teams that should, should not, and DEFINITELY not wear pin stripes @barstoolsports @PardonMyTake @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat #sports #baseball #MLB #pardonmytake #barstoolsports

*could’ve

I’ll be 37 this week. I just had 2 double cheeseburgers at McDonalds, 15 years ago I couldn’t put down 5 no problem. Now I think I need to call a ride home @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter #birthdayweek

Things to yell at @maxhoma23 this weeekend: Max-a-Mia, Homa-Run, Send it Homa, N.S.M.-Nice Shot Max, Good Guy Max, Max-Out, Relax Max, Go big or Go Homa, Random Italian food other than spicy meatball

Get the fuck otta here @barstoolsports You’re ending @twistedhistory!? @LargeBarstool @thejeffvibbert @AnneMcCarthy #bullshit #dumb #howdareyou #bigmistake #wherewilligetmyhistorynow

Run it back @BizNasty2point0 @GoldenKnights @FlaPanthers @NHL #StanleyCup

No @aplusk, we’re not gonna be FRIENDS anymore 😚

Memphis, you stole all my joy #MarchMadness

That ball is SO ORANGE @PFTCommenter #MarchMadness

Go home and never come back Arizona #MarchMadness

Is it just me or is the ball super orange—like neon orange—this year @PFTCommenter #NCAAbasketball #marchmaddness

If this tweet gets to 2500 retweets exactly for at least 15 seconds, @PardonMyMeme and I will be heading down to Arrowhead this weekend dressed as Chiefsaholic and Andy Reid to record a PMTV deep dive into the real lives of superfans.

Sean Payton has entered the chat...@PardonMyTake

Need @PardonMyTake flannel in @barstoolstore

Quote @BarstoolBigCat to @PFTCommenter "Who ever sweeps the @Giants @Commanders series makes the playoffs" ...of course they tie today

Instant offense lol

Got halfway through @ChristinaP’s #MomGenes and kid woke up from her nap, it’s like these jokes write themselves lol highly recommend a view

All I’ve ate today was a donut and a bucket and a half of popcorn w/a sprite at the movies @barstoolbigcat