Ryan Jon Dunn
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another white boy with a podcast (Toni and Ryan)
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“My friends in the USA are envious of the discipline people in Melbourne have with lockdowns because we don’t have it. And we’ve had 500,000 deaths because of it.”
Jim Courier commentating at the
#AusOpen
#CovidVic
#victorialockdown
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My favourite sport is Dan Andrews roasting journalists … he retires undefeated.
I’ll miss it
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VIC hasn't done anything for NSW ...
Except lockdown when the virus is spreading so it doesn't spread to other states causing them to have to lockdown ...
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My mum was still shaking on the phone.
Turns out Liberal candidate for Jaga Jaga Sahil Tomar has taken a leave out of Scomo's book. He forcibly grabbed my mum's hand to shake it and but a how to vote card in it.
Cont ...
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This is Manly during
#NSWLockdown
...
Better get the cops to bully the South West suburbs though right?
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PM Scott Morrison said that his wife mentioned last night that his daughters were also young females.
"Jenny has a way of clarifying things" he said.
Was it not clear to him until last night that women getting raped in his workplace not ok?
Did that need to be clarified?
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Has
@MatthewGuyMP
condemned the violent protestors or does he need their votes that much?
#MelbourneProtests
#viclockdown
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Journalist to Chief Health Officer.
“You’re saying between 30% and 40% but experts in the UK are saying it’s 34% ... WHICH IS IT?”
Hope someone points out that 34 is (on average) between 30 and 40
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"I quit in shame" - John Barilaro
"I quit in shame" - Gladys
"What's the deal with Dan?"
- News . com . au's front page
It's as if that "news site" rarely reads the news
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She told some of the
@AusElectoralCom
volunteers inside and the said that they've told him off for his aggressive behavior and that mum wasn't the first one who came in distressed and said something similar.
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Hey
@PRGuy17
,
Were any of the Dan Andrews press conferences referred to as "media pile ons" ?!?!
When you're saving the state from a pandemic you're a "dictator" but when you've potentially raped someone you're "standing up for the legal system" ???
Am I reading this right?
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Which will be a bigger story this week?
A women not smiling at a man?
A man strangling and punching a women?
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Teaming up with
@Spotify
to produce 5 episodes per week for years and years to come.
We’re f***king pumped!
#YaLoveToSeeIt
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The craziest thing about the Nadia Bartel story is 98% of people do cocaine yet everyone has to pretend they don't.
Just own it and literally no honest person will care.
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Congratulations to Baker Boy’s Tracksuit for winning the Norm Smith Medal for best on ground at the AFL Grand Final
#AFLGF
#AFL
#NormSmith
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"I was told to think about it as father"
It’s so embarrassing that some blokes (Prime Minsters?) think that having children and knowing not to rape people are somehow connected.
I don’t have children .... and I know not to rape people.
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Give Nat Barr an award !!!
Here's what happened when we fact-checked some of Health Minister
@GregHuntMP
's claims in this morning’s interview about Australia's vaccine rollout.
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Dear Australian Media,
We don't care about the coronation and the royals as much as you think.
- Yours sincerely, 94% of Australians.
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No one who actually works from home has ever said “the desk is too big”
Two screens, three coffee cups, unpaid utility bills, this mornings plate of half eaten toast and the hoodie I took off 3 weeks ago.
A
#WFH
space is never too big.
#TheBlockAu
#TheBlock
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Did
@LouiseStaley
question the pay of Reynolds & Porter when they took sick leave to avoid scrutiny about rape charges?
Dan Andrews was severely injured.
Reynolds & Porter allowed others to be harmed
History (& voters) will remember where u place your support & empathy
#AusPol
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Harold Holt is trending ...
He hasn't ... resurfaced has he?
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WE DID A SNEAKY ELOPEMENT!
Covid changed our plans multiple times and whilst we’re all calling 2020 a dumpster fire I’ll remember it for the good bits and yesterday was perfection.
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The most f***ked thing about the Rebecca Maddern and Mike Amor incident is how shocked everyone is that people on the news speak with honesty and represent how their audience feels.
Shouldn't this be like, an every day occurrence?
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@adamjmoussa
I invited some friends from the USA to visit me in Australia and jokingly said, “then you can be foreigners” and they were like “we’re Americans, not foreigners”
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PUBLIC APOLOGY: After walking up a *slightly* steep hill this arvo, I complained to my 38 weeks pregnant wife that my "hips we a bit sore"
I apologise and will have to live with what I've done.
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Tennis Execs: Watch us not read the room and be the dickheads of the summer ...
Peter Van Onselen : hold my beer
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* COMEDY PODCAST OF THE YEAR
* PODCAST OF YEAR (as voted by readers)
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“Oh this b*tch is f**ked”
- my wife watching border security and loving it
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Funny how the biggest pro free speech folks are the “snowflakiest” of people who refuse someone who doesn’t agree with them to have a say in their world.
And side note, can Sydney people stop tell us how us Melbourne people feel?
Their accuracy is pretty shit right
@PRGuy17
?
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What a surreal feeling having
#ToniAndRyan
listeners line up for hours just to say hi and take a photo.
It’s one thing to see listener numbers on a computer screen but meeting real people in real life gives us confidence that we might be on to something real good.
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Currently at News . com . au
"Stark infection increase in Victoria"
"New freedoms for NSW"
Have they read the numbers ... or the room?
#COVID19Aus
#AusPol
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“Can’t go out after 8pm”
I’m 33 years old and did breaky radio for 7 years. I haven’t been out after 8pm since 2013
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Seriously what does someone from the liberal party have to do to resign?
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So it's access to TikTok and TikTok's fault when people do dumb challenges and get hurt - not the people themselves
But it's the people themselves fault when they shoot the guns and kill people - not the access to the guns?
Weird right america need to get it's story straight
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BREAKING NEWS: Victoria remembers how’s Scott Morrions government treated our state during the pandemic.
#AusVotes22
#AusVotes
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And in some personal news from me ...
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@DanTehanWannon
@AlboMP
Hmmmm, closing a tax loophole for the mega rich made us seem out of touch with the common man … what else could we spend time on that people actually care about?
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@SouthwickMP
As shadow minster for CORRECTIONS I looked forward to you CORRECTING this tweet as the world is now looking at Victoria as the "Gold Standard" for how to minimise the impact of corona virus.
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"TV’s worst show (The Project) has decided to do a bit of reputation rehabilitation for noted wage thief George Calombaris. I wonder if he has a show coming to Ten soon? (He does. This sucks.)"
I like not having to figure out where Pedestrian stands
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I would rather reopen the country 2 weeks too late than 2 days to early
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"IF YOU WANT TO STRETCH AND KICK COME OUT HERE AND DO IT"
Brigitte is 38 weeks pregnant and having stern conversations with our yet to be born daughter
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Did anyone else in their final years of high school have "spares" like where you wouldn't have class scheduled in your timetable for an hour?
Well, can we please normalize "spares" in our adult working lives and don't come at me with that highly fictitious "lunch break" shit
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News Corp says "NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has had better weeks" but the scary thing is she has SIGNIFICANTLY WORSE ONES as well ...
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At 7:30am Monday in Melbourne (Sunday afternoon in the US) I'm doing a Pre Game Superbowl Live Stream.
Someone in the USA has begged that I don't spoil the result for them as it'll already be Monday here in Australia.
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Won't share the publication or the person but photographing and publishing pics of someone walking into a mental health clinic ... that isn't it.
Big nah from me and literally anyone with a soul or conscious.
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My weekend plans are now as irrelevant as whoever the leader of the Liberals in Victoria is ...
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Currently on hold to Births, Deaths and Marriages Victoria to make her legit and have been told there is a 3 hour wait time ...
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Being butt hurt by a barbie movie?
These masculine alpha dogs need to toughen up
My producers dragged me to see ‘Barbie’ and it was one of the most woke movies I have ever seen. My full review of this flaming garbage heap of a film will be out on my YouTube channel tomorrow at 10am ET.
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@isobelroe
Elon don’t kill Twitter I would be less of a person without this story. DOES THE DOG APPRECIATE WHAT HAPPENDED ?
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USA ppl eating a lot of chicken
USA ppl eating a lot of salt.
BUT NO CHICKEN SALT?
What's the deal with that?
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"What else could Djokovic have done?"
- Lawyer
"💉💉💉? ? ?"
- Everyone else
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This is incredible reading.
The journalists mentioned will have trouble reading this.
Not just cause of the embarrassing content, but I assume seeing something well researched and based in the actual world we live in will be quite foreign to them.
@PRGuy17
In the spirit of
#ThisIsNotJournalism
, I give you this
#AccuracyMatters
mega-thread. I will add journalists and flag their misdeeds over time to give us a look at how
#COVID19
reporting has failed to the public interest test, particularly in Victoria.
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"keep politics out of it"
- white people on the wrong side of history when someone mentions improving our world.
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RYAN: Hey
@ToniLodge
can I borrow your charger?
TONI: I'm using it.
RYAN: What % you on?
TONI: 89%
RYAN: I'm on 4% soo....
TONI: Soooo it sounds like you really need to find yourself a charger
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Normalise journalists listening to and comprehending previous answers before asking questions at press conferences ...
#COVID19Aus
#VicLockdown
#CovidVic
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THIS GOVERNMENT FULLY INVESTIGATED AND SACKED A CEO BUYING HER STAFF A WATCH !!!
#ScottyDoesNothing
#ScottyFromCoverups
#AuspolSoCorrupt
#fourcorners
#auspol
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Toni Lodge has written a book and it will make you cry, make you laugh and possibly even shit.
Congratulations
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If your complaining about a CEO being let go because of their faith but fail to mention gay hate of said faith, you’re not missing the point … you’re actively ignoring it.
Sprinkling some cherry picked facts onto your story does not it true.
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HATERS WILL SAY IT'S PHOTOSHOPPED BUT ...
LETS GET ON THE BEERS !!!
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Wanting COVID to be over and being angry at Dan Andrews is like wanting to lose 10kg and being angry when your personal trainer tells you to exercise and eat healthy.
“I HATE THE GYM AND LOVE KFC AND MY TRAINER IS A DICTATOR”
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Nutella is a hoax.
No one actually likes it.
It’s one of the great con jobs.
It’s messy and it sucks
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Sometimes, for fun, I’ll pack my running shoes for a trip and pretend like I might go for a run or to the hotel gym …
Obviously I would never but fun to think about
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“I’m not the type to choose money over family” … says bloke airing his exs dirty laundry in a paid interview.
#60mins
#LeaveBritneyAlone
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People should move on?
Like how you moved on when Meghan Markle didn't want to date you?
Cool Cool Cool Cool.
Could all the people currently whining about ‘the death of Twitter’ since
@elonmusk
bought it… just leave Twitter?
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I bought a house and everyone who listens to our podcast is invited to the house warming.
TARPer Erin sent this through
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