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Director of bread at Boywife Bakery

New York
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finalising my application to join The Naughty Stewardesses
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Soul Cycle instructor: You are as brave as you believe, you are as strong as you allow Peloton instructor:
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so they blamed the woman with cancer for doing a bad photoshop right
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need Shakira and Rihanna doing Can’t Remember to Forget You at an Alzheimers benefit next
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Demi Lovato singing 'Heart Attack' at an event for women with cardiovascular problems 💀💀GOOD BYE.
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not to be a huge bitch but what do people think ice cream is
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"Are you the—" "The Chanel boots? Yeah I am"
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not trying to be hater but being handed a Grammy by Celine Dion in her very triumphant first public appearance in a long time and barely making eye contact insane
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5 years
didn’t consider how this sweater would look with a jacket
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Timmy and Tommy snapped
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"are you wearing the—" "the PS5s? yeah"
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Lorde said “you Americans are dumb as shit lol”
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Patti LaBelle at the christmas tree lighting but with an extra angle showing how bad the cue card operators were
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3 years
no kink at pride just them
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5 months
the girls have migrated to the bisexual couch
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Need to queen out like this
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3 years
my hairdresser cast some Chromatica Oreos in resin and gave me one
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unfortunately the Sound of Music account has gone woke
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No caption needed. #SoundofMusic
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why did they dress the Oval Office with this Wayfair-ass table
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4 months
our finest minds are having a great time with this one
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started off thinking ‘oh HI’ when I saw this exhibit then read the explainer and kinda choked up
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She landed on the planet Divarrakis with the rest of the House of Aslaydes because “the serve must flow” but was forced underground after an attack by the Baroness Harcunten and eventually sought refuge with the Fremother
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She looks GORGEOUS (see, gays, was that so difficult)
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God this line was good
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She’s next in the line of Servecession to be the Chief Executive Mother of Slaystar Roycunt
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She looks GORGEOUS (see, gays, was that so difficult)
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it’s the heat
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12 year-old me seeing two men holding hands in public for the first time
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Paul Atreides when he first saw the dune idk I didn’t see the movie
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[Elton John voice] Buh-buh-buh Bene Gesserit
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I am the sweatiest asset in the Barry’s portfolio
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they just don’t make Pop Diva Vs Erection stories the way they used to
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Ricky Martin appeared to get an erection while he danced on stage at Madonna's 'Celebration' tour stop in Miami.
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@andyrockcandy breasts so big they obscure the calculator app
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allies buying the pride edition Listerine in solidarity
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Imagine dragons more like imagine cock and balls
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me describing the egg I’m about to pull from a cup of vinegar it’s been submerged in for a day
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has a man ever been more divorced than this
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can i say something…
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4 years
This ad was made for — and I cannot stress this enough — a heterosexual audience
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@Pschlarm This ad for the 1989 season of rugby league with Tina Turner
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3 years
i cannot believe I have to say this but if a man on Grindr wants you to get on a boat DO NOT GET ON THE BOAT
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1 year
gay people are gonna be preheating their ovens to this image for years
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forget about hottest gays, which city is this?
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Which US City has the hottest gays?
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“And I just think you got it so right, we DO go there for magic and heartbreak DOES feel good there. It’s just so poignant”
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1 year
has anyone been gay and fucking on as many HBO shows as Murray Bartlett
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who need a spritz
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who got that one gay guy video
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“Carrie I-“ “I knew you would do this! I knew it! I AM HUMILIATED”
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lol the Wendy’s, McDonalds, and Burger King social teams ain’t touching this one
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he met his idol 😌
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Need to hear Ya Ya played on a sound system so powerful it grinds my bones to dust
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When he’s trying to slip a finger in but his aim is a little off
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HBO’s dragon budget is OUT and its penis budget is IN
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Zendaya’s Drake-produced HBO series #Euphoria is already garnering controversy for scenes featuring erect penises, overdoses and an extended locker room scene that reportedly features up to “30 penises”. “[The show will make] 13 Reasons Why look like an after-school special.”
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4 years
Well,
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to the person who gave Gaga a Switch and Bayonetta.... we will be feeling the impact of your actions for years to come
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it is extremely funny that Netflix has had Sex and the City for about ten minutes and their social people have already run circles around everything HBO social has ever done
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would you rather eat two scoops of quality ice cream tasting pure joy as it melts on your tongue with every spoonful, or a full pint of Halo Top that is 95 calories, has the texture of sidewalk slush, and tastes like the worst Easter chocolate you’ve ever had? It’s a tough call
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"Later"
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G’day from the Pines
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6 years
Nintendo announcing the Super Smash Bros Ultimate roster
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I don’t see why they can’t go the Greek authenticity route by casting an olive-skinned man with cheekbones of a god, thick, dark curls, and a slightly too-tight foreskin
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According to The DisInsider, Austin Butler is one of the front-runner for the role of Hercules in the upcoming live-action remake.
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imagine Spotify telling you you belong in Canberra, how does a person come back from that
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I’m whatever the fuck this is help
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Don’t act shocked
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god I love gay people
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@FantasticBeasts Colin Farrell gonna tear up that Jude Law Albussy
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Three Billboards Inside New Donk City
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anyway here's Charli XCX and Toad
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Twitter announcing new harassment rules
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at least twitter is finally doing something about misinformation on this cursed site
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@rebexxxxa on a pure text vs interpretation basis, it has to be the woman who loves having coffee with her husband in the garden
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Jessie Ware and a sea of homosexuals
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How do you serve cunt in a way that creates value for shareholders?
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“Y’all dying tonight”
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have a ✨magical✨ New Year’s Eve. you’re all my Jellicle Choice™️
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Harry Potter store in Flatiron got its windows decorated for pride lmao
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June 1st
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kudos to her
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Without my hairdresser, my neck beard is returning to my back hair. Nature is healing. I am the virus.
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Yeah someone clearly had it out for him but they couldn’t do more damage than his own terrible judgement bc what the hell is this
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Senate Twink:
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I clicked on it so you don’t have to — the ENTIRE story is “homosexual goes to Adele”. Don’t give them the traffic
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she will cure covid
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What do we have to look forward to tomorrow?
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yabba — and I cannot stress this enough — dabba doo
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Kamala Harris at the press conference tomorrow:
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@MediumSizeMeech Get off this website
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my neighbours during the month of June:
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don't make me tap the sign
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Me keeping Namor healthy in my backyard after seducing him
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conversion therapy is so fucking evil
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thinking about this 😭
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Mediaite wrote a post identifying movies from their five word summaries and...
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I don’t say this lightly but this is the most unhinged Wendy moment ever
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logging back into Twitter for 2019
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graphic design is my passion
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can someone do Biden Harris in the Sean Cody font?
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the movies are BACK baby
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