5 meters tall chalk rider for today’s Island Games mountain bike cross country races
Took me 8hrs!
Still looking for more sponsors of free chalk for the Saumarez Park August 12th event please 😁
£28 a box
@VisionaryVoid
@Morbidful
That last paragraph is the reason I don’t want to ever go to America
The place where schools have “shooter drills” and it’s normal
A thread on
@CastelPrimary
fb group has mums admitting they are parking up at the school an hour and a half early for pick up to make sure they get to leave first!
An hour and a half 🤯
That’s 7.5hrs a week sat outside a school playground during school hrs🫣
@healthimprovegg
@michele2681961
@MikeyCycling
@roadcc
I drive for a living and if I see someone in a bike my first thought is them being safe when I pass
That will be my nipper on his bike one day
@TomBigNasty
@TheArtOfWar6
Instructor “I’ll watch and when you jump I’ll take the weight”
Teacher “gotcha👌”
Pretty girl “hello instructor”
Instructor “hi I’m instructor”
Teacher “now to jump”
Instructor “what was that?
oh yeah...”
@JohnMwep
@_steve_0
I’m thinking it for him now
Imagine sitting out with your nipper and neighbour screaming “F###” this and “F###” that
probably just triggered a load of new emails
@jaybizniss
@DailyLoud
Performers
This child won’t be doing any fighting. This isn’t even any type of fighting training
He will be part of an attraction in a kung fu themed circus
Child labour/exploitation
In Guernsey “wE cAnt liVE LikE tHiS foReVeR”
What... no social distancing, no masks, no lock downs, all businesses allowed to operate, sporting and music events can crack on ?
Oh fuck off & live somewhere else then 🤦🏻♂️
@danrafaelespn
Dan don't be brave in front of the TV. Your job is only to talk, refs is to protect lives. Yildrim couldn't get up in 10 watch it again!
So gutted I can’t have a direct influence from the inside
but think I could add value as a none states board member in ED or ESS and would like to be considered
I don’t have lots of letters after my name or formal qualifications but I can add a perspective others won’t see 🤷♂️
@b2barton
Most people who back active travel improvements are also drivers.
As hard as it is might be to believe, some people drive AND cycle🤯 they might cycle more if the infrastructure was better
I’m a lorry driver, I’d like to see roads safer for kids to walk and cycling to school
@KateM45
Is there a genuine awareness problem here where even professional drivers don't know the law and their obligations?
Does this driver truly believe he's legally allowed to that?
@theJeremyVine
@MikeyCycling
Dennis is gone and he will be missed
He was a very good boy 98% of the time
The other 2% he tried to bum cats and other dogs and ripped open any bag he thought might have food in it. Including a bag full of pink expanding foam bits from making the Slimer costume
My childhood best friends funeral today
Did this sketch for his family this morning
(Its in a minibus somewhere in the ether at the moment)
Rest in Peace Shaun
@fasc1nate
“They begin the excavation”
“They” 😆
Two of them are pretending to look busy for the camera with barbie trowels while the excavating goes on behind them 🙈
@blacksteelpe
@KOKINGS4
Is the question if Floyd was in his prime instead of the 36 year old Floyd?
Floyd in his 20’s would embarrass any version of Canelo. Even the beef eating version
Slimer costume build day 1
Head needs to be extended up as boys eyes hidden behind top jaw but he was in bed so couldn’t use him as a model
Hopefully today extend the head up & set some more features for expanding foam to build on, like the buttocks 😁
#Ghostbusters
#Slimer
@AdamCatterall
UFC is only a promoter
It’s not a governing body
That’s like match room fighters only facing match room fighters for the match room championship
At heavyweight that would be like AJ fighting Whyte 🤷♂️
The no1 & no2 fought for the matchroom undisputed
It’s marketing is all...
If you voted for me, THANKYOU!🥰
Win, lose or draw, I tried 🥵
Beausie Café staff say they are shutting at 9 so this 👇 is going to be snuck in.... don’t tell anyone eh 🤫
Christmas present I did for our daughter of our old Staffy Angel
Would have shared with some others I did AFTER Christmas but she opened early so whatever…
Looks alright eh
@BoxingKingdom14
@ScotlandSky
That was against a Klitschko in his 40s who hadn’t fought for nearly 2 years coming off the most comprehensive loss of his career.
Joshua was supposed to do that to him but wasn’t supposed to get nearly stopped on the way to doing it
Joshua could steam roll lesser opponents
Tonights hustings
Voter “Will you accept a referendum on an education model”
Everyone else “Yes”
Me “Are you suggesting reducing an educational system to a coin toss by non educationalists?”
Voter “We did it for IWV”
Me after “Are you happy with IWV”
Voter “No”
Seriously 🤦🏻♂️
@CitizenUddin
Turn it back in to a road and not a free car storage area
Remove the parking
Ask people who can’t afford to store a car to maybe not buy a car
The weather prevented us using this for Halloween in town☹️
Bit cheesed off. Just wanted it to be seen
There’s no costume/cosplay events here
No place for the public to display stuff like this
I enjoy making stuff like this and need a reason to do it
@JeremyVineOn5
Why does she claim expenses off the tax payer instead of just getting a better job or do some part time evening takeaway delivery driving or something?
Bought an ecargo bike yesterday after getting shafted by lockdown to miss out on subsidy last year 😫
Today... ride to car boot because boy likes a rummage & mooch for toys
He wanted a chair. We looked like we had a dodgy pillion chair 👀
Bike is brilliant. Get one 😁👌
Guernsey still has over 500 unemployed
My business is now offering £12.50ph for over 18’s for labouring
An actual living wage
We have had 0 applications
Why is it more attractive to not work than work here
@BigTJdaGreat
@Asalovesdogs
@FightMate
It’s the grown adult holding the phone that needs to apologise
Not only is she encouraging her kid to be a tw@ she’s breaking all kinds of safeguarding rules filming and broadcasting other peoples kids in a play area
That’s creepy
I’ve been nervously pushing this job back a bit as not confident painting/ colours 🫣
Not more realistic stuff anyway.
It’s only a small hummingbird but for a first go it’s ok!
Couple more to do on this wall.
@wombathell
@AdamBronkhorst
Maybe he wanted to explain he wasn’t doing anything wrong
If you don’t want to be confronted don’t swear at someone not doing anything wrong
All I can say is poor kid with Wayne and waynetta
Has Guernsey really become that entitled that we are going to moan about seaweed on the beach
If someone, or any business does not like seaweed then they shouldn’t go to the beach or build their business next to a beach
Beaches are where you find seaweed
😄
@BBCGuernsey
I have been nominated for a community art award.
This might open opportunities to do more fun stuff 🤷♂️
If you wanted to be kind, it’s just a click in this link 👉
🚨 🚨
Very surprised to get a phone call last week to say I’ve been nominated for this 🤯
Bit out of the blue but very chuffed to have been nominated and will be even chuffter if I actually won it 😄
Maybe opens other doors, who knows 🤷♂️
Driving home gone 9 see young lad on a bicycle at Alliance no lights or reflectives
Waves me past past so I ask him where he lives and he says Rectory Hill so said to chuck his bike in the bike and jump in
Better than the “I saw a cyclist with no lights or reflective” post🙄
@daniellesebire
@LeRoiHaptalon
He used to message me quite a bit about stuff and share alot of my stuff and now its been brought up its dawned on me I havent heard from him in a while 😞
thats so sad!
never met him but he was like a moderator here.
Like the good angel on your shoulder
RIP Colin
Felt uncomfortable listening to that
After everything she’s done for Guernsey to then feel the need to apologise, for what is really the failures of others...