James “Sea Bass” Longstreet
@RodTheBod69
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Faber College ‘78. Incoming AA Meeting Attendee. Charlestown Chiefs Minority Owner. 3.7 handicap. Former ΚΚΓ house boy. Shandy Drinker. Huge Vest Guy.
Joined December 2023
top 2 chillest dudes of all time and he ain’t 2.
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You shouldn’t be wearing Masters gear if you’ve never been yourself
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Grandmother rolled up to Easter Mass like she just tamed Amen Corner
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How I sleep with the chick I pulled by being racist on my burner
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Pops sent me this and said I have to get a 4.0 this semester or else
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Sea Bass put up some serious numbers today:.3 Pimentos.4 Blue Pows .3 Peach Ice Cream Sandwiches.$700 of merch on Dads card
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today i will be wearing the major championships
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@huntrjohannes2x seeing a fellow hockey player on the burner verse is something i didn’t think i’d ever see. ODR looks pure. Cheers.
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Unfortunately these people don’t know they’re in the presence of someone who has Aaron Rai First Round Leader at +5000
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found out that a chick I’m friends with fucked a black guy. do i never speak to her again?.
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me when i’m about to post my scorecard to my 180 followers
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people forget that E was the original ball hazer wearer
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i fucking love being a white heterosexual male (that’s a putting green in the backyard, thanks dad)
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this is what kamala harris is trying to take from you
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@cthompluvsmilfs I just have had several interactions with people wearing it and asked them what year and shit like that and then they say “oh I’ve never been but my dad has” and it’s just kinda awkward.
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we found the one person to do it like sig nu
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@bingley_mr69 if i take grandpa hitler, will hot blondes still talk to me? if yes, sieg heil!.
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went double steak and guac and didn’t get charged for either. god is good!
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@OleBillyJoe69 No disrespect but this isn’t even remotely the same situation! The Masters doesn’t sell their stuff online for a reason. If you can buy shit from an event online, wear whatever you want.
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refreshing my ball knowledge on this glorious veterans day
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Newest addition to the collection. (Yes that’s my Bauer Sling from when I play 16U AA hockey)
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is it raining? yes, but 55° means flop weather baby. december 11th, new course record.
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“some thought we may never see it but here it is… THE RETURN TO GLORY”
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class on zoom means i get to watch some proper golf this morning
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love that the college gives us off thursday and friday for “reading days”. the only thing i’ll be “reading” are greens. cheers.
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5 hour round. public golf has gotten out of control
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@BBandurraga Thank you for consulting! 2011 was a sick year, I think I’ll allow it for Masters week, but anytime outside of that is gonna be a no from me. Hope this helps!.
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Roommate got new flops…There’s about to be a Civil War
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i just don’t get how u chose black chicks over white chicks. couldn’t be me.
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might lie down and just bleed out. hell of a friggin spot!
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@NimrodSafegrdn For my thoughts on stolen valor masters gear see my last post (it did numbers) but I’m gonna allow this. Your old man not telling you he’s going to the masters but getting you shit is a rockstar move.
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saw this piece sitting under a pile of clothes in the corner of my room, can’t wait to let it stretch its legs again on the links this spring!
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@J_Swish24 swish the description of the pay to play chicks walking around the Wasted Management Open on the pod today is on full display here. full cheetah no brakes fella.
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This is so friggin sweet! Sitka x Peter Millar next please!
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@MerionChuck What gave it away was the water, Crystal Geyser, the official water of Country Clubs on the east coast.
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@PRivers1Fan Fella I’ve been 6 times, don’t hate just because you can’t get in. Phil Rivers is still the man tho.
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normalize pinning your swing and handicap to your burner
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I would be in the NHL if it wasn’t for my height, strength, speed, shot, and effort.
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Saw an Alum wearing the Pine Valley Member shield. Hoping his has a (of age) daughter.
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@J_Swish24 Swish the guy has two mugs and almost a thousand games in the National. He gets a pass to have some US Open rough coming out the back of his bucket.
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@chadgotbaggie using one of those in little league was like having a literal trampoline in your hands.
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eating healthy on this fine thirsty Thursday
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seeing all this wyndham clark hate all of twitter is making my heart grow 7 sizes.
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Stetson Bennett kept it lighthearted after his 4 INT preseason performance 😅
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only unemployed black person that actually wants a job.
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“Sorry Dad. Didn’t get around to mowing the grass. Pretty busy today”. (Shoutout to @MurphyJLloyd. It’s Shady Season.)
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not an umbrella guy usually, but when i get a chance to use this bad boy i can’t pass it up.
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Just pissed myself in my PFG shorts and that shit didn’t get a drop on my shorts #moisturewickingg.
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“Sorry, We don’t have Coors light but our DogsPiss IPA is very similar at 9% ABV”
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this might be the biggest example of #shrinkthegame.
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i just know my prof is loving this Hideki/Sunjae ass beating
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3 days of knowing donny is back in the white house and 3 days of flip flops, 75 degrees, and sunny. it’s not a coincidence. MAGA
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8am class absolutely kicked my ass this morning.
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On the way to Augusta with Pops (Brag). We will be revisiting the entire discography of Steely Dan, Pink Floyd, The Doobie Brothers (Pre Michael McDonald), Lynyrd Skynyrd, and more
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Seersucker suits are so sweet. Need to get one and make it my signature piece.
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HOLY FUCK CHINNEPEG WITH A SECOND LEFT! HOLY JUMPIN!.
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drew allar is probably the most overrated player in the history of CFB.
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i am a shell of a human. fuck patrick mahomes. fuck roger goodell. fuck tony romo. fuck me.
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BREAKING: Gil Hanse spotted on property forming the layout of a new 36 hole resort, Trump Gaza.
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guys cant have hobbies anymore.
NEW: Marcus Jordan, son of NBA legend Michael Jordan, was seen snorting a white powder during a poolside lunch in the South of France. Marcus Jordan, 33, appeared focused while sniffing the powder. He smiled afterward and chatted with friends
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Tomorrow will either be my favorite sports moment ever or I will never watch golf again.
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Gonna start something similar to the USC Mind Challenge but you just post a video of you doing sack.
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@hunter_ravenel Another WSP hat seller on the BV, oh boy I hope a bunch of people don’t get scammed!.
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