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Daddy Haslam, CPA

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Senator’s Son | Semi Pro Cranker | HOA Hater | Dixie Raised | Pierpoint Capital |

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Dollar General on HWY 39 Chappells, South Carolina
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My first co-ed kickball game:. *Our team pregamed as our warmups.*1 guy slapped the first baseman .*2 guys pulled a muscle.*Other team wore shooting sleeves .*Umpire threatened to end the game.
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RT @hamptonism: In another life you were in my Bloomberg Terminal group chat here:
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Boss canceled our happy hour last minute
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If the FBI has raided that Russian Turkish Bath house on 10th street we’d have Jews running out of the tunnels
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4th day in a row with no AC
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2 months
Nashville landlord is making us prepay $947 utilities for 10 weeks. Am I getting fucked from behind?.
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Looked at a coworkers phone and saw my name in the recent instagram search.
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Fent lean on Broadway
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The best part about co-ed bathrooms at the bar is walking out without washing ur hands.
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Hungover side quest finding Amish peaches
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7 days
Dude stripped to his boxers, lit a cigarette, and said fuck it
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Realizing your zipper open at the office is top 3 aura bankruptcy.
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7 days
Took my dads clients out after dinner
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Bitches who say they feel underdressed at dinner act like it’s not their fault.
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Work microwave hates to see me coming
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Interns were told they aren’t allowed to use “Hey” in emails anymore #DontTreadOnMyCulture.
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RT @popitforpoppa: at work with a boner call me a hard worker.
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Apparently I cussed at the Gary the HOA president for 2 hours last night.
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Little Friday the night before
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Who has a couch for me to crash on in NYC.
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