Can’t wait for the pirates game.

I live for the daily MLB barrell tracker.

They need to sell vapes with passwords.

Thanks mom.

Bet these guys are up to good!

Rushee just hit a sub 2.75 shotty time. Insta handshake. #expand #LANK #FERDA.

Entire Braves lineups need torpedos in their hands tonight.

So many Michigan state chain daddy’s in the stands I may have to jerkoff. Fuck.

Fucking hate the stupid duke basketball instagram reels. We get it cooper Flagg is good.

Name the leprechaun!

Sports sports sports sports.

As a non vaper who enjoys hitting vapes when drinking the vuse is the worst choice by far. Also just found out the smoke that invited me to their formal dated the Arkansas backup qb for 2 years. He doesn’t look like me.

Alex verdugo biggest AA sign ever. Knew we were going to sign him.

Guy in my class name is Wirt. Can’t think of a worst name.

Project 3 - “Writing a normal essay”

Pimento Burdogger at the turn!

At the family oil company. Only make it once a year so every time I take a new Scottie Cameron. It’s like taking a lolly pop at the doctors office.

Got that shit on!

Got to get some stuff of my chest. I love panic and Billy but some rap house or 2010s pop play. Also I made a super cool football catch on the beach.

Texted my 12 your old cousin for the first time. She’s ripping my history homework for 5 dollars. Huge.