Rob Keimig Profile
Rob Keimig

@RobKeimig

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Software Developer

Houston, TX
Joined January 2018
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@ArtDuggy
Duuguu
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I guarantee most customers had no idea this was a possibility until you told them about it with a sign
@klara_sjo
Klara
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YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A SUCCULENT
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@dlharrell
DLH
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@TrungTPhan Imagine being Heinz’s actual agency and your client wants to run a ad from a TV show
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@bankertobuilder
Mason Home Builder
27 days
This is my HOA quant. Couldn’t be more proud of how he conducts his HOA meetings. ❤️
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@Mericamemed
MERICA MEMED
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When Call of Duty was Peak
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@DissidentSoaps
Dissident Soaps
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@Bricktop_NAFO You have to do this 40 times to unlock the crouching ability in BF6.
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@Purring_Lynx
Lynx
7 months
maybe just stop using react
@msdev
Microsoft Developer
7 months
Client: Can you make it load faster? Me: Sure, I'll just rewrite the laws of physics.⚡
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@tekbog
terminally onλine εngineer
7 months
software engineers afraid of losing their jobs misunderstand their profession and the craft you are supposed to see patterns and solve business problems, do research to make the systems and product better code is means to an end, not the end itself, it never was
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@Robert_Palgrave
Robert Palgrave
8 months
Pocket guide to materials discovery calculation methods
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@RobKeimig
Rob Keimig
8 months
A short ghost story for RDBMS vendors.
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@lemire
Daniel Lemire
8 months
In 10 years, you will all be unemployed but you’ll also live forever disease-free. … a prediction brought to you by people who never cured a significant disease and work for corporations hiring endless streams of software engineers with eye watering salaries. Don’t pay
@ns123abc
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DeepMind CEO believes all diseases will be cured in about 10 years ACCELERATE
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@RobKeimig
Rob Keimig
8 months
I have successfully deleted the buzzer from my Ninja Crispi. You'll need T10, P1/2, a pair of pliers but that's it. Just need enough clearance under the cover to rip it off the PCB.
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@hollow_maven
Eli
9 months
Tornado Watch vs Tornado Warning, using tacos as an example.
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@DocStrangelove2
Doc Strangelove
10 months
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@lemire
Daniel Lemire
10 months
I have repeatedly made the point that programming should be taught like music with repeated practice and so forth. Instead of fixed prerequisites, your level should be determined. Unfortunately, I am told that engineers learn through classes with standardized prerequisites. I
@gordon_cassie
Gordon Cassie
10 months
@lemire I wonder if programming should be taught more like an instrument where you have a private hour long lesson with the teacher and then go away for the week and work on what you learned by yourself
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@awesomekling
Andreas Kling
10 months
ironically, many people who believe OOP is terrible have just inherited that opinion
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@alicemazzy
alice maz
11 months
still amazed the movie companies made "tvs are square but only in theaters can you see rectangle" a slam dunk marketing strategy and then a half century later somehow managed to pull off "tvs are rectangle but only in theaters can you see square"
@quibvs
chef quibs scytale 🏎️⁶³
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JESUS
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@IterIntellectus
vittorio
11 months
"operator, build me a B2B SaaS"
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@Prisonmitch
Prison Mitch
11 months
ASMR - Relaxing Sounds For Conservatives: Trump Signing Executive Orders (No Vocals / 1 Hour)
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@DefenseCharts
Defense Charts
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@libsoftiktok
Libs of TikTok
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Gavin Newsom has arrived for the photo op of him watching his state burn to the ground https://t.co/B2TDdZawFc
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