River Oaks Problems
@RiverOaksPrblms
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A taste of the sweet life on the third coast. Not officially affiliated with *anything* Oaks, so lighten up it’s (still) Twitter.
River Oaks, TX
Joined April 2016
I can smell the vodka off the picture in this tweet
Billy Martin, Yogi Berra, Whitey Ford; Mickey Mantle, and Darrell Johnson goofing around at the 18th Annual National Baseball Players' Golf Tournament in Miami, Fla., Feb. 12, 1958. (AP Photo) A good time was had by all!!
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Maybe in another life, the Blue Jays were better than pretty good
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Always curious and full of energy, Beagles turn every walk into an adventure 🐾🎉.
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Houston used to have a powerful upper middle class such that heads would start rolling at this, but now the city is just owned by a few oligarchs in New York and Doha who hunt men for sport on Harlan Crowe’s ranch.
Heads up, travelers! TSA wait times may exceed 90 minutes. Arriving early gives you time to park, check your bags, and get through security. We appreciate your patience as our federal partners work to keep everyone safe.
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People often confuse boredom and loneliness.
Imagine this: You’re single. Forever. Now imagine this: You have no friends. Forever. Many of us misinterpret our need for strong friendships as a need for a romantic relationship. You can be happy without a partner. You cannot be happy without friends.
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And thanks to progress, you can now buy sodium soup dumplings and cheap wine here.
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Please click onto the image to hear oldies and classic rock
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Women dancing for Trump at the Mar-a-Lago club. TSA workers haven’t received a check in over 30 days & people can’t buy groceries or afford health insurance.
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Is that mothefucker wearing Van Cleef during the World Series?
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Kash Patel has fired a senior FBI official after public flight data showed Patel used a government jet to fly and see his girlfriend perform at a wrestling match.
news.bloomberglaw.com
The FBI forced out a senior official overseeing aviation shortly after Director Kash Patel grew outraged about revelations of his publicly-available jet logs indicating he’d flown to see his musician...
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Recent events highlight a pattern: concerning online behavior often appears before real-world incidents. This isn't political—it's about protecting people and workplaces. Screen for patterns, not just history.
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Cut the crap. Literally, cut the unnecessary distractions out of your life—delete apps, unfriend and unfollow toxic people, stop committing to activities you don't care about. Life is too short.
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I don’t think it’s illegal for Seth Meyers to criticize Trump on TV
Seth Meyers of NBC may be the least talented person to “perform” live in the history of television. In fact, he may be the WORST to perform, live or otherwise. I watched his show the other night for the first time in years. In it he talked endlessly about electric catapults on
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JfC, they’re letting the Hamburglar work the grill.
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A few days ago, I posted a brief statement of what I, as a conservative, seek to conserve. The first item on the list was what I regard as the foundational principle of all sound morality: the profound, inherent, and equal dignity of each and every member of the human family.
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👻 The monsters never left the World of Dypians. Under the Halloween moon, they rise every night, waiting for the brave to face them. Enter the darkness. Claim your victory.
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My A1C this morning:
@RiverOaksPrblms My A1C is on the edge…. The upcoming holiday meals don’t help!
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It was loud yesterday but for the life of me I wondered why one guy kept saying “Cuties gonna pound candy.” I just nodded and said “Ok then.” “UT’s gonna pound Vandy.” Makes sense.
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Ding. Ding ding ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. DING. ding Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. DING.
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Times are tough. That’s not beluga.
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DELETE THIS SH*T
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ATTENTION NETFLIX AND PAUL HOLLYWOOD. JASMINE IS THE BEST BAKER YOUR SHOW HAS EVER HAD AND A GIFT! SHE SHOULD WIN THE CONTEST AND GET HER OWN SHOW! SHE IS DELIGHTFUL! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!
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