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“Houston’s favorite failson.” Space City Cowboy.

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@NoahMF
Noah 🇺🇦
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There were legitimately woke farmers until the late Obama era. Iowa was the third state in the country to legalize same-sex marriage.
@RodeoProfessor
RodeoProfessor
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This classic line about PBS and NPR being very popular in rural America might have been true 20 years ago. That myth of the guy running the combine with NPR on the radio ended the moment NPR decided to program entirely on gay race communism, reparations, queer identities, etc. If
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@NoahMF
Noah 🇺🇦
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Egypt, the UAE and Thailand are MNNAs, Saudi Arabia functionally is one and Vietnam functionally was on at least until T man blew up our relationship with these stupid tariffs.
@PamphletsY
Pamphlets
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🚨 BRICS is now a 21 Member Alliance.
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@NoahMF
Noah 🇺🇦
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The most recent mob boss in Philadelphia moved to Florida and got excommunicated for leaving behind the underworld and becoming a social media personality / podcaster. Also:
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@TheTumboy
🟡 The tumboy 🟡
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you can really feel the waning influence of the mafia when someone would feel comfortable posting themselves fucking around during sanitation worker contract disputes in a big east coast city.
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@NoahMF
Noah 🇺🇦
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@BarakRavid
Barak Ravid
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🚨🚨🚨דוברת הבית הלבן: השליח וויטקוף ייצא לדוחא בהמשך השבוע להצטרף למו"מ על עסקת החטופים.
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@NoahMF
Noah 🇺🇦
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Also topical but the next tweet emphasized this is specific to Klain era Biden (Good Joe).
@NoahMF
Noah 🇺🇦
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-serve in the lege a million years.-run for the top post twice before.-have a reputation as a squishy centrist in the lege .-surprise everyone by being more progressive than anticipated.-hate establishment b/c they underestimated you.-be sylvester turner.-pic unrelated
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@NoahMF
Noah 🇺🇦
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Topical.
@NoahMF
Noah 🇺🇦
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-be inspiring trailblazer politician .-win during great recession.-dismantle the machine of the former executive in the 90s and his wife.-be beholden to no special interests .-somehow still becomes more captured by the establishment than anyone.-be annise parker.-pic unrelated
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@NoahMF
Noah 🇺🇦
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The belief that al-Awlaki was unconstitutionally assassinated was one shared by the editorial boards of The New York Times and The Economist.
@nypost
New York Post
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Mamdani once appeared to defend infamous al Qaeda fiend Anwar al-Awlaki — and blame FBI for radicalizing him: ‘Ridiculous assertion’
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@NoahMF
Noah 🇺🇦
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There are ways in which Liberia and the New World bear certain discrete similarities (imho Algeria is the least comparable), but “50 percent of the population, no metropole and a religious belief in indigeneity” all make it very unique.
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@NoahMF
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The “apartheid” metaphor is a good one for Israel because it is a powerful heuristic that describes a familiar injustice, but comparisons to the nuts-and-bolts of last century’s South Africa don’t really work. It’s just sort of sui generis.
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@NoahMF
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Hillary almost beat **Barack Obama.** She was a very strong candidate in a Democratic primary. She would have arguably been a strong general election candidate if journalists at The New York Times and CNN had gotten over their Mommy Issues.
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@NoahMF
Noah 🇺🇦
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The alternate history 2016 has just never convinced me that Biden would have beaten Hillary in a primary or even prevailed in a three-person race.
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@NoahMF
Noah 🇺🇦
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CM Plummer just sent out a press release saying “she will be making a major announcement about her political future tomorrow.” Looks like she isn’t backing down.
@tbirdtko
T Bird
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@NoahMF @adams_hurta Yeah! And FTR, I think this makes it much less likely that Leticia Plummer will run, given Rodney’s clear choice and his fundraising ability. The focus will be on defeating Annise Parker and her Ogg-adjacent, GOP-style approach.
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@NoahMF
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Both Erica Lee and Letitia Plummer but not Lina Hidalgo running seems like basically a royal flush for Annise Parker’s campaign.
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@NoahMF
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The Catholic Church prohibiting incest is one of the things that directly led to the Renaissance and the Age of Enlightenment.
@BornLik23266
Thulêan Perspective🍃🧙‍♂️
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The Christians destroyed the tribes of Europe by banning marriage between cousins, and even people closer than 4 or even 5 (!) links away. This is the reason why they wrote their church books: to make sure nobody in the same tribe married. To DESTROY the tribal identity, and to.
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@NoahMF
Noah 🇺🇦
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The 2000 election feels like it should come after 9/11 and all the various tinpot banana republic shit of that era. The timeline feels weird with it coming first.
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@NoahMF
Noah 🇺🇦
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People are always like “well Bill Gates dropped out of college” and never like “Bill Gates’s father was the Gates in K&L Gates.”.
@kevinbaum013
Kevin Baum
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Why is it called Facebook?.
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@NoahMF
Noah 🇺🇦
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Defined by Germans you say?
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@TerribleMaps
Terrible Maps
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Europe’s cultural-spatial divisions as defined by the Standing Committee on Geographical Names, Germany
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@NoahMF
Noah 🇺🇦
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Every election the B flips a coin as to whether or not they elect a fascist cartoon character who believes Donald Trump is God.
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@NoahMF
Noah 🇺🇦
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BRICS is not an actual geopolitical grouping in any cogent way. The I and the C effectively are in a low-intensity war and the C recently armed another country that had a high-intensity war with the I.
@DerekPederson3
Derek Pederson 🇺🇸🇺🇦
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Name an organization less relevant than BRICS.
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@NoahMF
Noah 🇺🇦
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If it is not, it is Rodney Ellis delivering a message about as subtle as Brutus.
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