I’m like kind of a sumo guy??

The original has been lost to time but this is an extremely important post to me

I don’t think Dave Portnoy gets enough hate to be honest.

Drinking a beer greasing the boots

people that hate overhead light will literally kill you if you even try to see anything

@JohnLeFevre quality of life and GPD are uncorrelated

She male on my loneliness until I epidemic

Indoor plant cucks could never

I’m watering my garden (napping while it rains).

It is time to drive dogs from public spaces and, to be frank, many private ones as well.

yeah it sucks that Elon was like, 'tell me how much money to solve world hunger and I'll give it to you' and they were like 'this much' and he was like 'no' but also, literally any other billionaire could have been like 🙋🏼, but didn't

A botanist I respect just saw my shitty band live

israel and ai exist because capitalism rewards the most exploitative destructive behavior and the only way to “win” is by taking more and killing more, fundamentally anti-human system

Junco has never won a sectionals game. See you at regionals.

If USA win 2-0 tonight I’m going to lose my mind

But what if I need attention

The surface is used to the substance (I scooped unreachable chapstick {blistex} out with the tail of a [bic] pen cap)

Born too late for spice girls and too early for cheetah girls

SPORTSCENTER‘S #1 FOR A REASON 🤯 Lewis & Clark’s Leo Farley toes the line, makes the unreal grab and crashes through the @DiscraftULT sign to help Bacchus claim its first program title! #USAUCollegeChamps | #USAUltimate

National Champions.