Brand-new co-hosts on #Pointless from tomorrow!

My phone is home. Thanks to ⁦@emirates⁩ for arranging to fly it back from Dubai, where I managed to leave it at the airport. Amazing service.

Get your tickets for our next concert - Handel & Bach on Saturday 6 November at 7:30pm in St Botolph’s Church, Colchester. Tickets are on sale at https://t.co/mfV4Wpyhxg

Delighted that we finally have someone who can Lead the Opposition.

Nothing else happening tonight #thebeardisgone

Ninety minutes til Beard Off #TheBeardIsComingOff @TheLastLeg

Yaaaaah I've got my tickets for the @timminchin tour next year. Secret Fan codes worked a treat. See you in Ipswich Tim!

The Impala’s are on tour at Somerset. This is the 14th year we have had a Summer reunion after meeting on holiday in South Africa with @GulliversTravel We will next meet up in Sri Lanka to watch England play

Having fun with @GulliversTravel at Melbourne.....

6 hours after reporting identity fraud to @uber I get an email. Still no phones at UberTowers. Might I recommend @bt_uk?

My a/c with @uber has been hacked. Can't get anyone to call me back - do they have phones in Uber customer service?

8 hour delay with @British_Airways from BGI. In a nice hotel but why no food allowance?

Very grateful to @Aggerscricket for advice re Tunnelbear at a Gullivers Forum. Listened to TMS from Sandals Grenada and avoided the rain.

Download a Bear! http://t.co/O8fx5Jwlhk Browse like you're in another country! @theTunnelBear http://t.co/kwN9318Vh3

RIP Philip Hughes #putoutyourbats http://t.co/sVUBCfExkX

At the Corn Exchange to see @DaveGorman Very hot in here. Could rick turn the a/c on

I just donated to Remembering Robin Williams: A Benefit For St Jude. Please donate to this amazing cause here:

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@Its_Samakka I can spot your Mums cooking a mile off. Having the idea is NOT the same as doing it!!

@Its_Samakka Surely that's how Mum does breakfast