Albe
@RhymesWithGenre
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I write things. I watch too much tv. I love bats, motorcycles and poetry. 🏳️🌈♿️
Ontario, Canada
Joined March 2023
Boarding a sinking ship - I mean, creating a new Twitter account! Hi there! (my old account is locked and there's no one left at Twitter to help)
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The focus group
Studios are assembling superfan focus groups to assess various materials for a franchise project to avoid social media backlash. “They will just tell us, ‘If you do that, fans are going to retaliate’ … If it’s early enough & the movie isn’t finished yet, we can make those kinds
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The Walking Dead. Accurate.
Your sex life is now called the last thing you watched – Mission Impossible 😂
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If I was a man you couldn't stop me dressing like this. You'd be like "tone it down". I wouldn't do that for you.
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The Israeli military is bombing Rafah, the most densely populated area in the world, while Americans watch the Super Bowl. This is intentional. This is genocide. We're demanding the world watching the #superbowl turn their eyes to #Rafah. #alleyesongaza #CeasefireNOW
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White feminism showing its true colors while women and girls in Rafah are being slaughtered. #GirlBoss
Congratulations to Taylor's boyfriend—and the entire Kansas City Chiefs community! 💕🏈
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Every time I read or hear the word “fruition,” I ask out loud, to no one in particular, “did you rummage to fruition?” Thanks, Succession for ruining that word for me forever. It brings me great joy.
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How many violent men does it take to screw a light bulb? You may or may not find out in my latest Substack post, about fear of rejection and doing The Artist’s Way with other people. https://t.co/m8tdqalbKb
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Using only a gif, what’s it like inside my head? This one quickly became one of my most used in the past year.
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There’s a porn screenwriter named Penicio Del Toro nominated at the AVN awards this year
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So people will applaud Christina Applegate appearing on stage but no one thought about COVID mitigation to protect her—or even suggesting SHE mask—is a perfect encapsulation of how people’s performance of being inspired by disability is ultimately meaningless.
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Lucky for me I’m not very smart and love writing stupid shit. 👌🏻 Quick, someone hire me!
David Chase, creator of "The Sopranos," says the recent golden age of "quality TV" (such "Mad Men," 'The Wire" etc) is at an end, as execs are telling him to “dumb down” his shows, & he's being warned not to make TV that “requires an audience to focus." 🤮 https://t.co/hl56bi9dyR
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If half the pr0n bots that follow me were real ladies, I would have a girlfriend by now. X, stop playing with my heart 🙁
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Drop your celebrity crush in a GIF. (Don’t ask a bisexual to pick lol)
Drop your celebrity crush, in a GIF. The things I would do to this man. 🔥😍🥰
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Sure, 2023 was an absolute shitshow. And amidst all the heartbreak we also got the “guess my fart” social media trend, and it helped a little. It helped.
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Post a gif you use far too often because it’s applicable to many scenarios.
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