The next restaurant where the waiter comes out and says our dishes are meant to be shared, I’m pulling the tablecloth and everything on it onto the floor.

RT @RhettReese: Um what

RT @MayoMonkeyredux: When I die, I want my remains to be scattered at Disneyland. Also, I do not want to be cremated.

RT @amlivemon: Oh so it’s exactly like a PhD.

RT @DrNeilStone: RFK Jr - "We need to PREVENT disease not just treat it. We need a health care service not a sick care service". Great ide….

Um what

RT @Rothmus:

I don’t know if it’s much of an ‘upset’ pick, but I do think Sinner will beat Alcaraz on Sunday. What a match it will be in any case!.

RT @jmechner: Great game. I played the heck out of it on the Apple II. Lode Runner (and another Commodore 64 game, Castles of Dr. Creep) we….

I rewatched The Revenant, and that is the most beautiful movie I have ever seen. Just gorgeous. And I can only imagine the grind that took place making it. By the end, that crew and cast must have felt like they themselves had returned from the dead.

Guys, it’s almost here….

The order touchscreen inside fast food restaurants helps no one but the company. You know where you don’t see touchscreens? The drive-through. Because they take ten times longer to order at, and that would create angry lines around the block. Please do away with these things!.

RT @JarrettGC: Oh crap. In that case, Ayton might actually try.

RT @peterrhague: Ozempic skepticism seems entirely based on the animist-like idea that there is a conservation law for good fortune - all g….

RT @EmpireCityBO: I can fix this in about 5 minutes. Studios could lower their licensing cut on major tentpoles from the now up to 65% dow….

RT @MarioNawfal: AI IS COMING FOR HOLLYWOOD. HARD. Untold: The Immortal Blades Saga just dropped its concept trailer, and it’s not from a….

(Gam)Bo knows basketball.

RT @Super70sSports: Thomas “Hitman” Hearns vs. Roberto Duran. Duran had never been knocked out in 82 pro fights until this. Listen to the r….

RT @Sam_Vecenie: The JJ Redick-Deandre Ayton pairing has some real comedy potential. Very excited to see how that goes.

NEED.