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Andris Biedrins apologist, Beast Mode product model, volunteer QA @ Top Dog. Cal fan for long enough that nothing can hurt me and I no longer fear death

The East Bay
Joined January 2015
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You will never catch me complaining about 5-2
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getting my “best 3-3 team in the country” stuff out of storage for the 4th time in 7* years (*2020 wasn’t real)
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Should I eat a danger dog from the Disney On Ice parking lot
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Starting a Go Bears chant at Disney on Ice. Let’s see how many of these parents and small children know ball
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The NFL doesn’t consider Caleb Williams a USC product?? We are #noticing
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a QB duel you don't want to miss 😎 NOvsCHI– Sunday 1pm ET on FOX/FOX One https://t.co/HkKw7uXVnt
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@RedditCFB
RedditCFB
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Cal, SMU, and Stanford are all currently in the top half of the ACC standings. Clemson, FSU, and UNC, the 3 teams who voted against adding them, are all in the bottom half.
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“College football is not about 4d metagaming the playoff. College football is about laughing at your rivals when they stink”
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“Stanford being competitive at football is good for Cal”
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exceeding all possible expectations
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oh this is VERY good
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Stanford-FSU one of those rare games between evil teams I can fully enjoy because every possible outcome is very funny
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Florida State & Deion Sanders
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College Football Baby
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The outcome that UCLA *could* have been good this year & decided to stink it up for 4 weeks first is almost as funny as UCLA just being terrible all year
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Mascot Doing Fentanyl Fold
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recoiled in disgust when the PA guy said “We are Mr. Brightside” at the end. We are NOT that guy. We are the guy his girlfriend is hanging out with instead
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boys trip to watch 8-4 Cal play 7-5 Washington State in Neom, City of the Future
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Brett McMurphy
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Holiday Bowl officials met in Saudi Arabia in spring about moving 2025 Holiday Bowl to Middle East, but ACC "didn't want to" move game, sources told @On3sports. Holiday Bowl will be Jan. 2 in San Diego, pitting ACC vs. current/former Pac-12 team https://t.co/sZIyjKaSij
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@MikeHotDogMayor
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Home safe. Good night!
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I felt Oski’s spirit with us in that moment. possibly because he was 20 feet away pretending to fight Sourdough Sam
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I knew we were going to win when I was signing @AGuyNamedNam’s copy of Vol. 1 at the tailgate & we were baptized in a fine mist of Oski’s Gold that exploded in a shotgunning accident
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