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Andris Biedrins apologist, Beast Mode product model, volunteer QA @ Top Dog. Cal fan for long enough that nothing can hurt me and I no longer fear death
The East Bay
Joined January 2015
as @TwistNH7’s lawyer I would like to formally enter my client’s guilty plea. yes, I am aware that charges are yet to be formally filed…he did it anyway. he did all that stuff.
Don Grizzell has been found innocent on grounds of carte Blanche for freakyness. We are working on pressing charges against @TwistNH7 follow here for all updates.
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accidentally read the comments on a local Berkeley news article
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Still coming down from listening to this interview the @GoldenBearcast boys did with Ron Rivera. Thank you @mpete91 for helping create the image it seared into my mind, while I was busy training our future naval forces (bathtime for my kid)
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If you are an unaligned account who has not declared for a College Football program, there’s still time to make the smartest, most enriching, most character-building decision of your life: supporting the California Golden Bears.
🚨ATTENTION 🚨. Fellow Calgorithm Patriots,. The CDOD is rolling out a new recruitment program before our first major battle. Please share and consider joining us as we approach the 2025 campaign.
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we’re fortunate to have people in leadership positions again who don’t just get what makes Cal special, they’ve been around long enough to understand the true potential here. no more excuses, no more “good enough”.
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📣📣📣📣📣.
Rivera on Cal's relationship with East Bay sports fandom. "Not good enough. Very bluntly not good enough. even my first lean years. If we didn't learn anything from GameDay last year, we wasted an opportunity. That's what the Chancellor advises and why he's making a commitment."
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Incredibly grateful to have a leader who understands the correct approach to diplomatic relations with Stanford.
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Jack Plummer gives the California Golden Bears a 3rd starting NFL QB, but important to remember it should have been 5 this year. the Raiders foolishly squandered Chase Garbers and the Broncos weren’t brave enough to make Davis Webb a player/coach.
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RT @CGBPRA: DeShaun Foster’s willingness to take heat to protect innocent eyes from having to see UCLA Football in 2025 should be commended….
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realizing multiple Fast And The Furious movies had already been released before Cal’s starting QB was born
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RT @GhostofGarbers: The Dark Side. The Jedi. They’re Real. The journey begins August 30th in Corvallis. See you all at Memorial Stadium S….
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sorry babe, can’t make it to our child’s swim lesson. I will be in my sensory deprivation tank acquiring ball knowledge from my internet friends, Nam and wetbeefs. No, it’s fine if you spend the weekend at your sister’s place.
there's really some cal households out there every wednesday being like "not now dear i gotta listen to wetbeefs and some dork for 45 minutes".
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RT @berkelium_bear: Berkeley’s hottest club is Mass. the latest project from promoters Nam and Beefs. it’s got everything, Rex, Hood, ghost….
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flawless ending to a perfect introductory mass of the 2025 Football season.
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Phase V of Operation Golden Curtain has arrived: it’s time to activate our sleeper agents in all the most virulent and powerful online fandoms, and add them to the Cal Football fanbase. There is a place by Oski’s side in Valhalla for anyone who can land the KPop teens.
Hello #Swifties please consider reading Golden Nuggets @WriteForCal for the latest on #TheLifeOfAShowgirl #TaylorSwift.
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yes, your honor. he really did believe the signs were meant for him, personally. no, your honor, our defense team is still unclear on where he got a grenade launcher on such short notice.
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I’m happy to announce that I’m representing @TwistNH7 in whatever lawsuit this inevitably generates against the owner of these signs.
These random signs in Berkeley say it’s not a dumb idea to be me? Is that true ???
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we should be enjoying incredible advances in healthcare and quality-of-life in President Tedford’s second term right now. Donald Trump is a weird old TV host who loves show tunes. No one has ever heard of “bitcoin”.
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