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he/him | Purveyor of homegrown, poorly photoshopped, Apple Sticker and MS Paint, non-GMO organic shitposts
Joined January 2012
Just picture the beauty and majesty of Gameday in Berkeley.
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Clock this 40 time and the tackle form. Good follow through, and his buddy swarms to the ball with him. Textbook Wilcox LB.
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“Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one’s mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them. For example, FSU is a standard bearer for the ACC, and has yet to win in 2024.”
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There's shitposting, and then there's spending thousands of dollars to shitpost. Incredible effort.
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when everyone assumed post Pac 12 that Cal would die.
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Our sturdy Golden Bear,.i̸̙͎̤͖̓͑̿̊͆̈s̷̘̪̜̑͌ ̷̗̺̯̽̓͐̀͂͒ẇ̴̢̥͚̜͚̀̓͝͝a̷̝͊̏̔̕ṱ̸̖̠̮̩͉̎͐̽̍́c̴̨͙͖̞̹̓͛̓ͅh̵̡̨̙̞̻͊į̴̘͇̅́̐́̀ṉ̶͓̰̭̰͓̀̅̂̇g̸̡̤̈̇̐̑͝ ̴̡̜̜̈̆̏̔̑̑f̴̤͓̬́̊̍ṛ̸̭̬͎̟̎̔̓̓̚o̷̲̯̊͛̒͝m̸̤̘͕̟̝̜̃̓̾͒ ̸̡̙͛̽͠ţ̸̡͚͉̫̠̿̈́h̵̩͇̎̂ͅe̵̬̜̬̤͍̰̾͒̀͘ ̴̮͛͛̈́͝s̷̳̖̟̔̏͗́̊̕k̵̝̀́̈́̈́̇̑i̸̬̪͎͑ͅȩ̵̬̺̼̅̊̎̎s̷̩͋͝
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4+ people have sent me the Guy Fieri Animal Crossing Tweet and my brand has never been stronger.
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[Earnestly] Cal has as good a shot at @CollegeGameDay as anyone else. Lets make it happen CalTwitter.
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Welcome to NC State appreciation week for being the deciding vote in getting Cal into the ACC.
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If you rushed the field tonight, you rushed more than Stanford.
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When Cal gets the national spotlight and does what Cal does best.
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@avinashkunnath Where do we get pre-game kombucha?. And where do we celebrate both teams having a great game after? Where do we get our participation trophies?.
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hello @peetscoffee can you help a fanbase out. we're in dire need of coffee at Memorial Glade on Saturday at 5 AM to keep us fueled and loud.
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BOOTS ON THE GROUND: Reporting live from Pleasant Hill. Sticker acquired.
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.@peetscoffee can you help out a bunch of tired Cal Fans this Saturday at College GameDay as Berkeley's finest coffee establishment
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Random thoughts after sleeping. 1) Miami Fans (and players) are a special new type of entitlement different from USC and honestly worse. Idk how many unsportsmanlikes there could have been, but there was a LOT of jawing.
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Also shoutout @CalAthletics man for absolutely showing out with water, coffee, donuts, and burritos. They really went all out.
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Once again Cal is playing a brand new opponent this week in North Carolina State so I made another handy infographic on what we need to know as Cal Fans #GoBears #1Pack1Goal
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can you imagine how we'd collectively loose our minds if there was just one picture of the team getting onto the plane with one box that says critical race theory.
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RT if you think Cal will win the @LABowlGame. Like if you think @unlvfootball will win the @LABowlGame
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Refusing to treat this as a jinx or the kiss of death. Go fucking Bears. Why not Cal?
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Cal Fans: If you are unable to find or secure gold clothing, the Lawrence Berkeley Lab has generously offered to let you stuff yourself into the cyclotron where they will collide you with gold dust in order to create a true Gold Out.
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Cal beats USC 2 out of 3 years and Lincoln Riley goes running smh.
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has anyone else tried to explain this month to someone not on twitter
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I have faith in Jaron that he will make the right choice. It’s the obvious choice. It’s not just about what you like, it’s all about your family and what’s best for all of you. Being of Oskian descent, you know exactly what that means. #FamilyIsEverything.#HoodsPlan.
After signing and enrolling with Oregon last month, QB Jaron Keawe Sagapolutele is expected to enter the NCAA Transfer Portal this weekend.
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A whole lot on the line tomorrow.
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"You see a place, built for Gameday. ". #FightForCalGameday @KirkHerbstreit.@ReceDavis.@DesmondHoward
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Bummer game but excited to play someone familiar next week. See you all this Saturday when Cal takes on Wazzu.
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REPUBLICANS: America, I want to ADDRESS this issue. [America nods].REPUBLICANS: You KNOW I am sensitive to child molestation and the unwanted advances of men in power over teenage girls. AMERICANS: Absolutely. REPUBLICANS: BUT!.
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HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE FINAL INSTALLMENT OF "KNOW THE DIFFERENCE" the handy guide that the Calgorithm helps creates for every new football matchup! This week, we're got @unlvfootball and the matchup at the @LABowlGame! #BEaREBEL #unlvrunninrebels
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CANNOT WAIT to watch my beloved Golden Bears take on the UNLV Wolfpack next week at the @LABowlGame! @unlvfootball #BeARebel #unlv
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DeShaun Foster, asked if Ethan Garbers was in concussion protocol because it looked like he was holding the back of his head after getting walloped in the end zone: "I would assume he was crying or sad about the situation.".
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Hello #Calgorithm Friends. We’ve put together a helpful guide here for talking about the Calgorithm with your family this Thanksgiving (aka pretending to be normal when you’re way too online.)
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when another white collar criminal gets caught with ties to Stanford University
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This shit is embarrassing man. Pitt plays these fucks in a conference game in 4 days and half the fan base is glazing them.
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UCLA really got so upset being called Cal’s little brother that they instead went and switched to being USC’s tag along brother to the Big10.
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“Hey my husband saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?'" #1Pack1Goal
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Bookmarking this to come back in March and figure out how many things in this picture still exist as currently pictured.
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always a fun rewatch.
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another fun week kicking together homegrown, poorly photoshopped Pixlr/Apple Stickers/MS Paint, non-GMO organic shitposts
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Happy Signing Day eve friends. Here’s hoping history somewhat repeats itself.
@CalFootball has moved up its signing day news conference from 12:30 p.m. to 10 a.m. on Wednesday. Does that mean the Bears have definitive news on QB Jaron-Keawe Sagapolutele? The rest of us are still waiting.
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And with one polling station reporting, Susanna Lou Weise was born this morning at 2:11 AM at a whopping 9 lbs. 12 ounces. Baby and Mom are healthy and happy following the C-section!
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Did Sonny Dykes interview for more head coach gigs while at Cal, or score more points tonight.
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Adding this to my LinkedIn.
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Estimated Ball Knowledge: None.
@jessica_smetana Cal Twitter isn't even a thing. Like 7000 people show up to their games. 11,000 if you count the people who watch from like a quarter mile away up on some dirt hill so they don't have to pay for tix. Then they complain that the ath dept is in lethal debt.
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Good Morning CalTwitter. Thus begins another week and its time to #FightForCalGameday @CollegeGameDay @ReceDavis @KirkHerbstreit @DesmondHoward
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love love LOVE local media choosing to focus on the negative instead of arguably Cal Fan’s and Cal Athletic’s greatest achievement this year….
If only Cal had won its football game that day .
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My honest read on the Harsin/Rolovich situation:. Wilcox realized the game is nearly over and rather than die with all his health potions, mana, and elixirs he’s cashing them in for the big boss fight and gaining like 10 levels in 5 minutes.
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would do crimes for this hat tbh. axe patch from last year’s Big Game uniforms
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