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he/him | Oskientologist | Purveyor of Organic Handmade Shitposts | Published Author | Oski Photoshopper

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Joined January 2012
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@mpete91
mpete91
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Settling in for College Football Saturday
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@SFGate
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30 years ago, Cal’s affable, sweater-donning bear mascot and Stanford’s zany tree mascot started a nationally televised, beer-fueled brawl that got so out of hand that local law enforcement had to detain them both. "I must’ve been 18 beers deep at that point," the anonymous
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@SFBART
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🐻🚇It’s time for the Big Game!!! 🏈🏟️ Do your part, #CALGORITHM take BART to Millbrae and declare @Caltrain and the whole Bay Area BEAR TERRITORY! BART - Caltrain transfer schedules below ⬇️
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🐻🚇It’s time for the Big Game!!! 🏈🏟️ Do your part, #CALGORITHM take BART to Millbrae and declare @Caltrain and the whole Bay Area BEAR TERRITORY! BART - Caltrain transfer schedules below ⬇️
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Also go to hell Duke
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Were here. Were fewer. Mark Fox will pay for his crimes someday. Madsen will figure it out tho
@PocsikWill
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@nickbateman33 They do have football fans, that was a bit harsh. Never heard of a cal basketball fan though
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yeah he does that sometimes
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@mpete91
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Incredible.
@Grant_Marek
Grant Marek
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For Cal-Stanford Big Game week I tracked down the anonymous Oski and Stanford Tree who got into a nationally televised brawl on @espn 30yrs ago that needed police intervention. The untold story involves 18 beers, suspensions & lots of blood. For @SFGate:
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HELLO @Columbia PULITZER COMMITTEE
@Grant_Marek
Grant Marek
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For Cal-Stanford Big Game week I tracked down the anonymous Oski and Stanford Tree who got into a nationally televised brawl on @espn 30yrs ago that needed police intervention. The untold story involves 18 beers, suspensions & lots of blood. For @SFGate:
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mfw the chancellor orders 500 stickers of a shitpost I made
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apologies for the violence but mood
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dawg what @rob11hwang
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Grandpa did you remember to take your medicine? Do you need help again?
@MightySCardinal
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@CalBand Kal Weenie Band. Doesn’t hold a candle to “the one, and the only” @lsjumb.
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@Stanford
Stanford University
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@cornchipgirl Haha, your mom has good taste :)
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Stanford University
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@clangrock Yes, please let us know of any good kindergarteners we should follow ;-)
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Stanford University
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Why Moral Leaders Are Annoying: http://t.co/4JsO1tq
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Stanford University
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Profit-seeking is "not necessarily bad" in medicine, if it is aligned with the interests of patients and taxpayers: http://t.co/i6OnrMJMgm
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Stanford University
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GSB study finds there's some truth to the idea that all publicity, good or bad, can lead to benefits. http://bit.ly/eQ8ViY
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Stanford University
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Too Sexy for My Bosses: Prof. Ford on why lawsuits based on looks discrimination—even good ones—are a bad idea http://bit.ly/co7cAt
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