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he/him | Oskientologist | Purveyor of Organic Handmade Shitposts | Almost Published Author

47°36'40.7"N 93°36'33.0"W
Joined January 2012
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@mpete91
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11 months
Settling in for College Football Saturday
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this game day fit would go so hard
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Who is a fictional character you know would be a part of the Calgorithm. My guess is Tom Bombadil.
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Who is a fictional character you know would be a part of the Calgorithm. My guess is Tom Bombadil.
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WAIT
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1 hour
Alright time to do bad tweets.
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society if your local government shows Cal Football games on a large projector screen in a park or town square
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there is still time to call your local government to demand Cal Football games be shown on a large projector screen in a park or town square.
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Alright time to do bad tweets.
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1 hour
Alright no more follows
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Alright no more follows
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Man i am so close to 687 followers. Would be cool to get there soon.
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Man i am so close to 687 followers. Would be cool to get there soon.
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Fully expect 4 likes 0 RT 109 Views but sometimes you gotta get the image out of your head so you can focus on other things.
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had to wait to get back from the park, but thanks for the inspiration @RexVolcano.
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@SMUHypeMachine @RexVolcano @mpete91 @Aee2005 See, Rex/MPete, your refusal to follow the guidance of the one true Oski is allowing others to deny His very divine essence!!!! You must join me in Oskitology, so we have no daylight amongst us that the heathens may take advantage of!!!.
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@mpete91
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Hey, I’m walking here!
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Got a Go Bears while running yesterday. Saw a gal carrying a California Golden Bears golf bag this morning. NYC is Bear territory.
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@AGuyNamedNam
VOL 1 SOON.
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Let me be the first person to put everybody onto this wonderful new burner @Oskis_Garage.
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Can you take, me higher….
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Waiting for creed to come out !!!
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@mpete91 What if you want to learn less.
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While the footage has expanded our knowledge greatly, we ultimately have many more questions. We welcome all who seek to learn more about Oski into Oskientology.
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Our last found footage shows Oski composing what today would become known as “The Golden Bear.”
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Again, whats happening here? Multiple bears on campus? Some potentially on the basketball team? I guess we have an Air-Oski situation where it isnt in the rulebook…
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1 day
Unclear whats happening here. Is Oski so fast he moves through defenders like nothing? Hard to discount the potential of dark magic here.
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Now this is where it gets interesting. Here is Oski, among other bears? With a bear professor? There is so much to uncover.
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Run the damn ball Andy.
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