I won't be producing any shows in 2026. I also won't be applying to any burlesque festivals. HOWEVER, I'm still down to clown and I'm willing to travel. Please keep me in mind when casting your events. I love you weirdos with all my heart!

mama the LIBRARY

St Mark's Astronomical Clock in Venice, Italy

PSA: if someone ever edits your photo with Al or Photoshop to create a nude photo, go to https://t.co/jjw3PScNjH and submit the original photo & the edited photo. they’ll take it down. If you’re a minor go to https://t.co/hxC8FdY5M2 or

If you’re insecure about dating a woman who’s slept with many men, go sleep with more men than she has

I'm not making any resolutions, but I do have a mantra that I want to keep with me throughout the year: "I have enough, I AM enough."

Everyone should watch X-Men Evolution

Omega-Level Mutant in front of you and you're doing a roundhouse kick

She’s so real

My Jaws essay is now FREE to read! Check it out! https://t.co/7mqFmvLZGT

I believe you should always re-read your favorite books at different stages of your life. The plot never changes but your perspective does.

IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE

Cities I'm definitely coming to in 2026: 🦈 New Orleans (duh) 🦈 Hartford, CT 🦈 Huntsville, AL 🦈 Kingsport, TN 🦈 White Plains, NY 🦈 St. Louis, MO 🦈 Atlanta, GA 🦈 Salemn, MA Will I be seeing you? (Also, got any shows that need a chemically imbalanced shark-loving jackass?)

Technology keeps advancing, but it still hasn’t topped Fantasia 2000 (1999).

Yvette Ferguson catching fire in Final Destination: Bloodlines. She came out of retirement to do this stunt and, at age 71, broke the record for the oldest person to be set on fire on camera. Absolute badass.

I know this is gonna piss so many people off but there is a popular saying on the Chinese internet says "Even a top tier man is just an average woman". Someone wrote "A man who doesn't smoke, doesn't cheat, doesn't drink, doesn't gamble, no criminal records, stable job, cooks,

Silhouettes in the holiday lights, City Park, New Orleans

A lot of adults don't better themselves??? and have no intention of growth or healing??? just living their lives with horribłe communication skills, lack of emotional intelligence, selfishness, and hurt feelings FOREVER?????

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.

I'M COMING HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS! New Orleans, ya got THREE chances to see me this weekend! 🎄 Friday: Burlesque Ballroom 7:30 & 9pm 🎄 Saturday: A Spot of Tease 12pm 🎄 Sunday: Minx Burlesque 6pm