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@RemakingMonica
Monica
1 month
If you cheer or are an apologist for the senseless murder of a decent family man who did nothing but facilitate intelligent, respectful, civil discourse between different ideologies, you are dead to me. Block me. Unfollow me. Delete me. Not just from here, but FROM YOUR LIFE.
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@RemakingMonica
Monica
1 month
This reminds me... Many years ago, I met a client on-site at his barn and in the course of our conversation he showed me a tiny footprint preserved in the dust on top of a piece of furniture. It had been left by his little girl years earlier and he had never wiped it away. ❀️
@JamesLucasIT
James Lucas
1 month
The footprint of a Roman toddler has been preserved on this tile for over 2000 years
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@RemakingMonica
Monica
1 month
I'm going with $452.
@CaryKelly11
πŸ’― Cary Kelly πŸ’―
1 month
I want to buy one of my followers a steak dinner. Whoever comes closest to guessing the total retail price (without tax) of this lot, wins $25 for a steak dinner. You must have Venmo or Paypal to qualify. Simply quote r/t your guess with the $ amount, in USD to enter. I will
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@RemakingMonica
Monica
1 month
I mean. Sometimes you just need some waffle fries. πŸ₯°
@DudespostingWs
Dudes Posting Their W’s
1 month
In Jacksonville, a 5-year-old boy woke up before his parents, walked to Chick-fil-A for breakfast, and had the cops called on him. Dude is going to go places in life
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@RemakingMonica
Monica
1 month
"We can't figure out why public trust in the medical community is down..."
@TTExulansic
Σ𝕏ulansic 🦎
1 month
Imagine this woman just denied pain management to your mother during her cone biopsy after her rapist gave her HPV, telling her Tylenol should be enough (and it wasn't - and you had to listen to her screams from the waiting room). You leave and scroll tiktok and see her again.
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@RemakingMonica
Monica
1 month
I watch a fair amount of murder TV and it makes me wonder how many violent crimes have been solved, many often years later, ONLY because of the Federal law requiring DNA from all felons?
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@RemakingMonica
Monica
1 month
Have you ever seen an orchid with so many blooms at the same time?? This makes me so happy! 😍
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@ScottPresler
ThePersistence
1 month
Republicans are going to lose everything this November. Bookmark this.
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@RemakingMonica
Monica
1 month
Dear GenX, If you ever doubt that we got ALL the best music, search YouTube for "reaction compilation Steve Perry" (or substitute your favorite 60s, 70s or 80s band or artist.) It's wild. The soundtrack of our lives set the musical bar so high but we didn't even know it.
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@RemakingMonica
Monica
1 month
Fuck. This. Bullshit.
@HazelAppleyard_
Hazel Appleyard
1 month
Do men even like their wives?
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@RemakingMonica
Monica
1 month
Meanwhile, bacteria on a glass cutting board divided and the ones on stainless steel were up to their eyeballs in algebra.
@ChefGruel
Chef Andrew Gruel
2 months
There you have it
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@RemakingMonica
Monica
2 months
I lived in ATL 25 years. So many people complained about the airport. Y'all have NO IDEA how well run and fabulous ATL airport is until you try to do ANYTHING at Seatac. This place is loonytoons, bonkers and a shitshow all in one. 😬
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@RemakingMonica
Monica
2 months
Well played, Buc-ee. Well played.
@Natnl_Disgrace
Based Buc-ee
2 months
I have some bad news.
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@RemakingMonica
Monica
2 months
This is THE BEST!! 🀣
@American47Ash
Ashley
2 months
I’m dead 😭🀣 My 7 year old daughter was at the pool swimming with her friends. They were swimming around with their eyes closed and one little girl yelled β€œMarco” and my daughter responded, β€œRubio.” πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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@RemakingMonica
Monica
2 months
It's my birthday week & despite being in The Bering Sea, my man makes me feel loved! He sent my favorite flowers, smelly soap, lip balm, Swedish Fish, a sweatshirt & wrote heartfelt words in the card. Life's greatest gift is being fully known & loved by a man such as this. πŸ’–πŸ™
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@RemakingMonica
Monica
2 months
My man is in Alaska working so we video chat daily. Last night I said "I want to get a sunrise alarm clock so I can turn off my phone & put it outside the bedroom." He agreed it's a good idea for sleep hygiene. This arrived at 10am today. I'm the luckiest woman on earth. πŸ™β€οΈπŸ”₯
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@RemakingMonica
Monica
2 months
Ooh ooh I have an idea... let's take a logo that perfectly portrays the down home, nostalgic country store feel of our locations and completely dilute it so it means nothing! Good Lord. πŸ™„ I shudder to think what they're going to do to the design of the actual locations.
@ClownWorld_
Clown World β„’ 🀑
2 months
Cracker Barrel just updated their logo. Thoughts?
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@RemakingMonica
Monica
2 months
Woohoo! My cousin sent me four @seltzersmeats Lebanon bolognas for my big birthday next week! They came all the way from PA to WA and they're still cold! She sent one sweet, one original & two double smoked sweet! Y'all don't even know how excited I am right now! πŸ™πŸŽ‰β€οΈ
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@RemakingMonica
Monica
2 months
Thunderstruck. Duh.
@DefiantLs
Defiant L’s
2 months
Let's hear it
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@RemakingMonica
Monica
2 months
Well? Is he alive? And more importantly, how was the crab??
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