People should be able to call in healthy: "Look, I'm not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don't want to waste it on being at work "

Merry Christmas to each and everyone.

A man that craves his woman and is not afraid to show it to the world, is sexy as fuck!!!

do y’all ever wake up with that “something bad is gonna happen today” feeling or am i just being dramatic for sport?

I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go.

Have a good day unless you have other plans.

This is still twitter btw I refuse to call it by its stripper name

Whomever came up with a "suggested serving size " is an asshole

When you're overpowered in a game and die from falling. Welp, not invincible yet

Another exciting day of dodging lunatics and not becoming one.

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I will now be charging a nickel for my thoughts.

The fucks you give should be handed out carefully. It's all about fuck management.

Just droplets of her soul…

Hip kisses. Ass bites.

Be the stars, on my darkest days.

Only beautiful words, and loving actions.

some chapters are just for memories.

Fuck sliding into your DM, I want to slide into your dreams...

they should invent a day where i don’t wonder why

for halloween you should be mine