ThexyBeatht_
@ThexyBeatht_2
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Other account @ThexyBeatht Still no defense mechanism against puppies or chocolate. Lover of good laughs. Sunshine and flip flops make me happy.
Joined September 2021
The strawberry I bought last week staring at me grabbing another can of soda from the back of the fridge
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Personal opinion: Child models creep me out. Putting make up on a little girl toddler and making them look like mini instagram model is asinine.
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Sorry if I gave you the impression that I liked you. I actually think you’re a total pos.
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You would hate me. I watch lectures about Ancient Rome history for fun.
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I just want a bf to go to Costco and run over people’s feet with the cart for me. Tired of having to be the asshole every time someone stalls.
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If you just started following me recently, beware. There’s a lot of weird people in the comments who need meds. Enter at your own risk.
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Getting out of an abusive relationship. With fried chicken. I wasn’t the victim.
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One of the hardest things is watching people you love taking a self-destructive path and not being able to make them stop.
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Tomorrow is “the douchebag of the neighborhood scaring the dogs” day.
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You know how people put little ducks in each other’s Jeeps? I’m gonna start leaving little dicks in lifted trucks.
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RT @_indica_sky: i’m bored, let’s get married so we can hate each other and cheat on the internet.
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I’m way too trusting for someone who doesn’t trust anyone.
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When I say “the other day”, it could be last week or 1995. Use your best judgment.
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There’s a road construction where I live that outlasted 3 of my relationships.
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I embarrass my kids for fun. I’m definitely not gonna worry about your feelings.
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People go around having more opinions than teeth in their mouths these days.
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If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.
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