ThexyBeatht_
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Other account @ThexyBeatht Still no defense mechanism against puppies or chocolate. Lover of good laughs. Sunshine and flip flops make me happy.
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Cool thing about dating at my age is that you realize that being alone forever is not the worst option
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It’s ok to remove people from the VIP section of your life and move them to general seating
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My son just literally told my ex “You’re just salty with mom bc you got a downgrade” referring to his current wife. I’ll be here laughing for the next 3 hrs if you need me
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Gentlemen! If we go out to dinner and I pay for it, I fully expect you to put out
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Rumor has it that Twitter is dying tomorrow. So, tonight I’ll be drinking and sending nudes to random people. If we’re still here tomorrow just pretend it never happened
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Attention whore checking in. Give me attention fuckers
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10 yrs ago I started my divorce. Picked up my kids (5 & 9) and left. Scariest thing I did in my life. My ex told me I would never survive without him. Well, I did! Don’t shrink to abuse. You can and you should leave! Sharing this to support others in similar situation
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The way your children treat you after they no longer need you is a reflection of how you made them feel when they did need you
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I find men in their 40’s and 50’s to be at their hottest
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The older I get, the more I accept myself. We’re all beautiful in different ways. Let me see you!
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Every dude making fun of women for believing in astrology, also manage imaginary football teams
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Before I start this severe diet, does anyone have a crush on chubby me?
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Here’s what the black sheep of a family looks like. Say hi!
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25 year old kid asked me out. I was like dude, I have a child almost your age and he was like “Cool! Him and I can play online games together when I’m not at your house”. Respect!
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It’s Saturday night. I’m on my couch, commando with orange yoga pants on and my ass looks like a huge pumpkin. How sexy is that?
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Men: In the name of everything sacred, I beg you! Do NOT touch your grays
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How old is old enough to know better? I’m 43 and I still don’t know any better
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Happy Thirsty Thursday! Please don’t mind the poorly spread sunscreen on my face. Lemme see summer you!
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No drinks for me this thirsty Thursday. Now lemme see you!
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They say that if you love them, set them free. So I took my bra off
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Is it still legal to swallow? Or is it considered mass murder now?
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If women had to orgasm in order to get pregnant, a lot of you wouldn’t have children
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Decided to set up a dating profile to see what’s up. Third profile up was this gentleman called The Rupture. His bio said “The Anal Criminal”. I then decided I wasn’t ready to fall in love just yet. So I deleted my profile. I stay single for now
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I may not be Victoria Secret hot. But I’m a total KFC babe
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Most pics I have hair and make up done. Sometimes I feel fake though. Bc I don’t look like that all the time. It’s not realistic to be constantly pic ready. This is what I look like most the time. Messy hair, double chin, belly and all. And it’s all good too!
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If we’re in a relationship and we fight, we’re still having sex. It’ll just be doggie so I don’t have to face the problem
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Someone just liked 103 of my tweets. I guess I’m in a relationship now
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Legit question for the men: can you differentiate between someone flirting vs being nice/friendly to you?
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If you think you’re having a bad day, try being me with my accent, going to Home Depot and asking the man there where I can find some caulk
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Your entire account is about hating on women. Not sure who hurt you but go find a man and live happily. There’s still time
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Not to brag or anything, but I’m 43, single and all my failed relationships have one thing in common: me!
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Dating at 19: Guy shows up at my door with flowers and a teddy bear
Dating at 43: Some 55 year old tells me to go meet him at the bar at the corner of his house 45 min away, bc he’s already drinking.
Aaaaand I stay single!
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For Xmas I got you some beautiful ear warmers. My thighs
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Unpopular opinion: We are not monogamous by nature. Monogamy is a fabricated concept by the church
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I like men with big hands. Mostly bc my boobs don’t fit in tiny hands
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