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Sarcastic Daydreamer. Immune to Woke Disease and Communism. #Traveling #BigData #Investing #History #SpaceExploration.

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@RealOleJansson
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2 months
Let me guess: for the contributions of Israel - Palestine peace agreement, @NobelPrize next year will go to: Hamas. Europe is heading to communism and sponsor of terrorism.
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@RealOleJansson
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A nightmare for Tesla car owners. Now that Musk is in feud with Trump, they worry about their cars being targeted by both democrats and Trump supporters. 😂 A new sticker is needed.
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@RealOleJansson
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6 months
When Musk worked at DOGE and Tesla stock prices were tanking, Tesla shareholders to Musk: Can you go back to Tesla! When the feud between Musk and Trump broke out today and Tesla prices were down 15%, Tesla shareholders to Musk: Can you go back to White House!
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@RealOleJansson
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Econmy is so bad, they have to fire one guy. ⁌@FiveGuys⁊
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@zerohedge
zerohedge
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@elonmusk
Elon Musk
10 months
The @DOGE team just discovered that FEMA sent $59M LAST WEEK to luxury hotels in New York City to house illegal migrants. Sending this money violated the law and is in gross insubordination to the President’s executive order. That money is meant for American disaster relief
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@ScottPresler
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@elonmusk Thank you, Elon. ➡️Pennsylvania, I humbly ask for your vote this November: 3 democrat Supreme Court Justices are up for retention. If we vote a ❌NO majority statewide, you’ll kick them off the bench. ❌NO to Wecht ❌NO to Donohue ❌NO to Dougherty 🗓️Tuesday, Nov. 4th, 2025
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@RealOleJansson
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10 months
I block anyone who posts anything that only his followers can reply. If you don’t like free speech, go to Reddit.
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@WallStreetMav
Wall Street Mav
10 months
Careful when shopping for produce.
@BarbaraOneillAU
Barbara Oneill
10 months
DO NOT EAT anything with this label! This is a GATES founded company that uses mono & diglycerides to make you sick.
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@EricBurlison
Eric Burlison
10 months
The ATF defied @realDonaldTrump’s order to place DEI workers on leave, instead giving their DEI officer a new title. They attack citizens’ rights, ignore leadership, and act as though they’re above the law. Enough is enough. Time to abolish the ATF!
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@ThomasMurphy4SC
Thomas D Murphy US Senate candidate, SC (R)
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@AndyKimNJ Do you even realize how easily fact checked this is? @CommunityNotes is justly requested for this.
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@RealOleJansson
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1 year
I admit the only reason I bought Tesla model Y is its price. So cheap in my area where ICE cars are taxed heavily that I can’t even justify to buy any ICE car falling in the same price range (like a toyota yaris cross which is nowhere near MY in any dimension)
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@RealOleJansson
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1 year
X algo goes nuts again today
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@RealOleJansson
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1 year
Anyone checked on Mayor Adams @ericadamsfornyc in NYC? Last few days, and possibly every Thanksgiving from now on, must be very unpleasant for him with the word ‘turkey’ heard so many times. #Turkey 🦃
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@RealOleJansson
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1 year
$AGFY nearly double in less than 48 hours. Fee rate 500%+. Craziness. I am out. Don't be too greedy.
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@RealOleJansson
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1 year
This is how people took selfies in early dates
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@RealOleJansson
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1 year
Mission accomplished, with minor mishap.
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@RealOleJansson
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1 year
I need one
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1 year
Explains this to your insurance company
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