Best movie of all time

King

Hungover Culver’s

Fernando Mendoza: “I think our team works so well together. It’s like arroz con pollo.”

We know buddy.... We know

hit my bank app by accident

Those 3 months where I hit my driver straight

asked my mom if she took tylenol while she was pregnant with me she said only when it was a really bad hangover

If I was waken up by a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away

Rosenthal what a HARDO

This is as bad as it gets.

I cannot stop laughing at this. Mets give up 6 runs in the top of the 1st and then some ridiculous DJ tries to pump up the crowd in the bottom of the 1st leading to Keith Hernandez letting out a disgusted, “oh god.” The timing is amazing.

doordash driver called me ‘big man’ as he walked up to give me my food

Imagine being a kicker in the Windy City, haha

Cam Newton dresses like he owns humans

Called my buddy just to say “big third down here” then hung up

My son’s current favourite toy is this Stalin doll that he carries around everywhere and refers to simply as “The Man”.

Marrying one of the most famous artists on the planet and keeping the ig handle of “killatrav” is so funny. I hope the wedding is catered by chipotle

Breakfast with Mark David at Quality Inn & Suites >>>

College Football is back.

Showing cousin the family business @akassly21