slommy
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ellipses advocate | genius | slommy
wruff…
Joined February 2022
atoning for the sin of being a lifelong beer hater by drinking 12 beers tonight.
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avoidant personality disorder?? i hardly know ‘er… if i had just given her the chance….
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wokely would be a beautiful gender neutral name for a baby girl/boy/they.
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vicky this isn’t you don’t pull the trigger.
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not wet because you can’t tell me what to do
slommy when you see this please do another wet dog post thank you.
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i am the woman in my homosexual relationship but i am also the more masculine one.
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being a grower but also a public urination enjoyer is so embarrassing… like please don’t look at my peepee.
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i dropped out of an ivy league grad program because my league of legends addiction made me want to kill myself.
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lithium adderall and electroconvulsive therapy.
nice tweets bro what medications are you on.
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slommyposting.
What would you call the opposite of aura farming.
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drinking speed cola and beating my meat til my dick falls clean off my body.
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