David Wright
@RealDaveWright
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Skittish TV writer whose favorite pastime is avoiding fun.
Los Angeles
Joined February 2011
Happy birthday, Laura! *Please don’t sew me in a bear carcass 🐻
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RT @CBSPhiladelphia: ARTIE IS HOME! The beloved South Philly cat was returned to ACCT Philly last night and is now home with his owners, ne….
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Also known as "Artie," Artemis the cat had been missing from his South Philadelphia home after two teenage boys picked him up.
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RT @litcapital: “But guys, we don’t even trade with your country”. “Shut the fuck up penguin. Did you even say thank you? We’re tired of yo….
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RT @SenMarkKelly: Traitor?. Elon, if you don’t understand that defending freedom is a basic tenet of what makes America great and keeps us….
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Coming from the direction of the fire. A friend found info that points to explosives used to create a new fire line 🤷♂️
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Don’t drop the buoy this holiday and gift a Cameo to the Survivor fan in your life.
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Hey Jake Paul, pro tip: Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.
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RT @RonFilipkowski: Amazing idea to break up an alliance that has kept the West safe for 80 years after two World Wars, and fulfill Putin’s….
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On the plus side, this is the first day I’ve been glad my mom’s dead.
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RT @JoeBiden: Folks, if you’re in line to vote, stay in line. Electing @KamalaHarris and @Tim_Walz is that important. I mean it.
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RT @KamalaForGA: ATTENTION DEKALB: Hours for these polling locations have been extended. Remember, if you’re in line by these extended time….
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RT @NewsHour: The FBI is warning that several fabricated videos are misusing its name and insignia to promote false claims of problems at t….
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The FBI is warning that several fabricated videos are misusing its name and insignia to promote false claims of problems at the polls.
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RT @JNelsonLDF: BULLETIN FOR GEORGIA VOTERS: Polling hours in Gwinnett County precincts 52 and 112 will be open until 7:58 p.m. ET tonight.….
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RT @ZachWahls: HUGE NEWS: Johnson County, Iowa's most Democratic county, is on track to shatter turnout records tonight. if you are in line….
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RT @kaitlancollins: Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger says the non-credible threats that briefly disrupted voting at two Georgi….
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RT @DGComedy: Holy shit. There are 568,000 more women registered to vote in NC than men. And they are outvoting men by 10 points.
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