The biggest disadvantage of prioritizing fun at the young age is that you loose focus in the important things in life and then wake up at the age of 35+ with nothing but memories of wild nights and multiple sex partners to count as accomplishments.

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25 missed calls from landlord, let me call back and ask him if he didn't see his house.

Men with beards are liars and thats why no football referee has beards

Result under Ole at Manchester United Manchester United 0:5 Liverpool Manchester United 1:6 Tottenham Manchester United 1:4 Watford Manchester United 0:4 Everton We play Manchester City and Arsenal this month 😂

But Baganda really hate veggies coz why would you call them “bivavava”😂😂😂😂 the absolute disgust

I’m sorry but why does a church have a “vip section”?

Nuno was sacked by Forest after losing to West Ham. He could now be sacked by West Ham after losing to Forest. In the same season.

Get her pregnant and let her decide if she will become your wife or a single mother. The law is very clear.

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United sack Ruben Amorim as head coach. 40yo Portuguese informed of decision & goes with immediate effect after 14 months following breakdown in relations. Darren Fletcher expected to take over #MUFC on interim basis @TheAthleticFC

I still can’t believe we left Iraq without the oil.

Only Africans talk to bugs before k!llinġ them. “You came to the wrong house today.” 😂

Having a high income with no desire to impress others is a powerful combination.

This brother changed our lives 😭❤️

Donnarumma didn’t start the season with us btw

A man will marry a poor woman as long as she is loyal. A woman will marry a cheating husband as long as he has money

"Tie-coon"

It's easier to find a 22 year old male virgin than to find an 18 year old female virgin.

If your maid hasn’t yet returned just look for another maid naye kitegele nti olinna empiisa embi.

Today I took #GhettoYouths for a tour @Parliament_UG to inspire them to aspire to come & legislate someday If it's about numbers, then, we must out number the bad minded politicians who make painful decisions for us. Mwe baana ba ghetto, eno parliament yammwe! #GhettoToParliament

God save me from my friends, I can handle my enemies!