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I want to pray for someone other than myself this week. Any prayer requests? Pls share🥹🙏🏾
My DMs are open as well in case you dont feel comfortable quoting/commenting🤞🏾❤️
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Nella Rose and co. when Chloe Kitembo arrives for the next Girl Talk video shoot 💀
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Whew! I’m a whole Petroleum Geoscientist now!😉🥺🔥🎓 We thank the Lord!🙏🏾
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Men in the corporate space are horny adolescent boys that pay taxes. Sexualizing anything or any conversation at any time, excited and giddy whenever a new lady joins the office, extra effort to prove they are "men of high value" and always "know someone" 🥴🤧😖
What is the biggest lesson that employment has taught you?
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Yup! You already know I had a good one!💛 Best birthday ever, God smiled on me!🙏🏾
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Open the bars please, our people are getting married because they are idle😩😩😩
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Brennan baby adding the scarf on the shoulder for literature teachers is such superb attention to detail!👏🏾👏🏾💀😂
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😂😂owaaye do you see us making noise for you who is funded by your wife?
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I don’t think there’s any cold drink better than Coca Cola and it’s so addictive😭
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Do you guys also smell certain perfumes and get flashbacks of different times in your life?😂 Or just nekooza?💀
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This is how girls look at men and convince them to drop their friends at their homes in Nansana, Mukono, Lugazi and Kyebando before dropping her in Lubowa and leaving him to drive back home to Kyanja confused and depressed.😂😂
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This kid spends way too much time watching teachers and not listening to them teach because this accuracy is beyond me!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂 God bless his mum for that dress and wig! 😂😂
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Dear "older" ladies, I need you to stop with the feeling "threatened" by the younger ladies joining the companies you work for and start putting more energy in mentoring them to take up more spaces and become great.
Please, stop being weak links! Jeez!😑
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Congratulations to everyone that has gone 2 years without catching any of the variants of Covid-19. Well done! You are indeed the big boy😅👏🏾
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Bambi this lady, I’ve seen her twice on the road in the Ntinda-Naguru area. Idk if she’s still on her proggie but she’s a smart con woman. Approach at your own risk...💀
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I prefer staying in and folding clothes while I listen to Beethoven to being in the club twerking to Cardi B. My man would never have to worry about a thing because I’ll be ironing his underwear ready for his next “appointment”.
#TweetLikeAPickMe
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“Hi babe, you said you were feeling low and I got you your favorite milkshake from Cafe Javas”
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To put shame on my mother’s haters and increase her bragging points!👏🏾
Academic validation & money aside, why are you pursuing postgrad studies? 🫵🏾
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Being able to stay home and wait out the chaos is one hell of a privilege. So many Ugandans don't have that as an option because a day spent at home means no food for their family or just themselves. Many of them end up victims of police brutality..
#StopPoliceBrutalityinuganda
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Listen🥲🥲🥲
Younger siblings are convinced their older siblings have money 😭😭
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Marriages in Kampala seem to be falling apart before even the service providers at the wedding have all been paid. Owa juice abeera akyabanja nga the bagole are living in separate homes and haven’t spoken in weeks.🙃🥲
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The story of the Greenhill kids that were grabbed on their way to Dubai oba to sell phones has really shocked me! The sickest part is the kid that crafted the whole plot, never left school!💀💀 Just sent his boys to go withdraw 300m from an account to start business☠️☠️
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Broke men 🤝 Discussing how their "investments" didn't yield sex
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Every quarter of the year!
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When the entire squad decides to change location when you’ve just ordered for a drink.
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I spent most of June in this lift😂😂😂
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You’ve also seen how life is short? 🌚
Eating healthy doesn't mean you should never treat yourself. There is always room for a bit of chocolate, cake or whatever you occasionally want, provided most of the time you make healthy choices. Aim to eat healthily at least 90% of the time. 10% of the time you can be flexible
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Bazungu put so many "cautions" on their jeans and clothes😂Banaye Ateh wash in a vacuum and hang under cumulonimbus clouds only 🌚🙄
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No but how were we able to study from 7-5 and still go through night prep???😦😦😦
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Ssebo Ssebo, remember the feelings you invested in crying that Abenakyo doesn’t deserve 100m??....
Mukwano enoooo we never forget!☠️👏🏾
People have actually invested their feelings in this Kats & Fille drama like wow, I want to have as much free time as y'all. As in for real 😂
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There's a different kind of peace when you live within your means.
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Whoever decided that Fire Baby’s performance should start with those clips of people chatting shit and then go on to give us such a SPECTACULAR performance, deserves double pay!👏🏾👏🏾🔥🔥
#WinnieNwagiFireConcert
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I’ve never heard an African project that gives the R&B that
@veeiye
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#YoungAndReckless
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Before Covid, you could get that random sharp pain and just wonder what it could be trying to kill you. But now, one random sharp pain and you start chewing ginger and garlic. 🥲🥲☠️☠️
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My biggest testimony from 2023 is how God healed my mum. I marvel at how we went from an ultrasound that showed she needed urgent surgery to an ultrasound that showed everything was normal and nothing to worry about in under 48hours. I am beyond grateful & thankful everyday!😭✨
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“Listen to music in French, it helps with learning French faster”
Me, with Ya Levis on replay;
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No one has stopped you from enjoying your privilege. Go ahead, enjoy. Maximize.
But if people speak on how the funds you are enjoying could be saving lives and they call out your parents, don’t stop them/police their feelings.
Proceed with your masanyu in silence.
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Many of us are waking up to have a “merry” Christmas but there are families that are still wrapping their heads around the fact that the state killed their loved ones this year. Still trying to make sense of how they’re to move forward in this life.
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This is one of the hardest places to be tbh! Everyone tells you not to compare yourself and run your race but it’s not something you just wake up and it just happens. I pray you find contentment in where you are and celebrate every small step. Your turn will be beautiful.🫶🏾
Turning 30 with nothing to show for it, barely making ends meet, while my peers are finishing up on their Masters Degrees, progressing in their careers, driving big cars, building /making beautiful homes/families, etc has me questioning who I wronged everyday.
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I swear, this is why Drake reduced the volume on Wizkid's part on One Dance😒😒✋
#WizkidNOTLiveInKla
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Gentlemen!!🗣🗣
If you know any females that are rapists, you can also take on the initiative and out them! We as women have taken the initiative to look out for one another, you can also do the same for yourselves! It’s not a bad thing to do something useful you know.🤷🏾♀️
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It’s crazy how conversations with parents go from “I expect you back here before 5pm” to “Ndowooza leero tokomawo” 😂😵🤪
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Her: isn’t that one of your bu friends? You’re not going to say hi to her?
Him:
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Bobi Wine should sneak into the country. That way we can all enjoy our weekend without anger that he has been arrested or they’ve again injected in him things!😭
Like let him just arrive on like Wednesday and quietly enter his home then BOOM Thursday morning on NBS😅👏🏾
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Did you know in Uganda we’re fast tracking the cure production and in 2weeks we’ll be healing guys?..
US researchers gave the first shot in a test of an experimental
#coronavirus
vaccine.
Even if research goes well, a vaccine won't be available for widespread use for 12-18 months
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Moral of the story: Men can be replaced, good wigs are hard to come by.
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Otubatisa - Irene Ntale x Sheebah 🔥
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I’m seeing people at Drews showed up in sneakers and sports attire. Anytime, Cheptegei is getting competitors 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Imagine asking your iPhone holding friend to help you with their phone to make a phone call and they tell you, “Use Sim 1” 😵😵😵😵😵😵
Haiii😂😂😂😂😂😂
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“And then she said mbu I buy her a bottle of Hennessy, nga simumanyi.”
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What in the IBEACo is this..?😳😳
Luganda at the expense of English has set us back a century.
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You come and tweet your charity then they tell you, you’ve been conned💀
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I'm waiting for the bars to open properly and we test these Covid marriages properly! 😈
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If I’m not familiar with you, I’ll be quiet! That’s just it! It’s not attitude! It’s not pride! I’m just not familiar with you, so my words will just be few!
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One day, you guys will all mute Mwami Mercedes for your peace of mind. There will never be a constructive debate with that guy on here.
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Safe to say that today we have officially launched the “Enjoyments Addict Gang” set with
@ChaiApparelUG
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Deleting in a few..💀
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Princess Diana in heaven like:
BREAKING: Prince Charles tests positive for coronavirus
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There’s a strong resemblance between Sasha & Bad Black. Or I need to eat more carrots..😅
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I honestly feel like we should put more energy into buying gifts rather than having a “surprise” plan with a bunch of fake friends.🙄
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