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In news you don't actually need, I have completed my tour of duty at NBCSports Bay Area en route to whatever the next thing is. Regards to those I worked with for 8 1/2 years; you're all pros and friends . . . except for four of you.
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Buster Posey's decision to put his family's health and safety ahead of baseball's half-assed masterplan is a dangerous precedent that will only provide support and satisfaction to sensible people.
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Sharks are in position to be first NHL team ever to clinch a playoff series on the Golf Channel.
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Right now, the Seattle Mariners
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Anyone who doesn't want Harriet Tubman $20s can send them to me. I like history, I like money, and I like bilking the ideologically stupid.
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This will be quite the press release explaining how nobody knew anything about it.
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Disappointing news from Levi's Stadium, as both teams have taken the field for the second half.
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ATTENTION YOUTH: Arnold Palmer is why you learn history other than what you remember. ATTENTION OLDTH: Jose Fernandez mattered. A lot.
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NBC has done a terrible job load-managing Kornacki. This could seriously jeopardize their playoff run.
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The last time the Giants lost 11 straight games, they won the National League pennant by finishing the season winning 39 of their last 47. This year, they'll have to win 39 of their last 15.
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Sharks' failure to win Stanley Cup in first hour of Karlsson deal is worrisome.
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Now let's see the nooses in all the other garages, since this is so "normal."
NASCAR has released this photo of the discovery in Bubba Wallace’s garage.
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The best team in baseball history is all the free agents the Giants were allegedly "in on."
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I will always remember this game as the one that convinced Marshawn Lynch to retire.
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1. Trust no league when it counts test results.
2. Trust no team when it comes to obeying protocols.
3. Trust no commissioner under any conditions.
4. Trust nobody applauding any league for figuring it out.
4. Do not underestimate pure dumbassed luck when it comes to the virus.
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No
Name a singer or a band you saw before they ever got famous.
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Buster Posey leaves on his own terms. Nothing else needs be said.
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@WindhorstESPN
Such gaps aren't that unusual. Warriors haven't seen Capers since Game 14. Plus Warriors don't like Foster either. Point is, NBA sent two sure Finals officials to a second round second game, so they're taking it seriously.
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Messi and Ronaldo have both been tied 1-1 by Iceland in recent tournaments, which means that Iceland is actually the best player in the world.
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To summarize: Orioles don't use best reliever, lose on three-run homer. Mets do use best reliever, lose on three-run homer. Math that.
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A decent human being would have not posted this until my death, which is still loosely scheduled for March 27. And frankly, your kids deserved better as well, you human mudslide of a parent.
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Does this count as a sports photo? It’s one of my favorites. My daughter and her friend were thrilled to meet Mr. Ratto. And, clearly, he was just as excited to meet them.
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I don't normally give much a damn about commemorative awards and what they are called, but it seems to me that the WNBA ought to name its MVP trophy after Maya Moore.
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If you run a news site and you're still putting your COVID stories behind a paywall, you are profiteering. No alternate explanation is allowed.
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He also died at 33, and who’s to say there wasn’t post-crucifixion sepsis?
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Gwen Knapp was an underappreciated giant in the journalism gig, and that was the least of her attributes. She was just a solid sender as a human being, and that’s more than good enough for me. Rest well, you goofy hero.
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I would like the NBA to review the Stephen Curry travel call and put out a press release that says, "Of course James Harden does the same thing all the time, but we like him and we hate you, so piss off."
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Humans bring out the worst in social media. It's not the tool, it's who wields it. In other words, people are vile.
Not often that I say this, but social media absolutely brings out the worst in humanity.
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Now fucking play to the humiliating tie you all deserve, you criminals.
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I'm starting to think Brett Kavanaugh bet a ton in Vegas on not getting confirmed, and is simply throwing the hearing.
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If the A's are actually rooted in Oakland, a uniform patch or armband for Frank Robinson is required. Not suggested. Required.
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The White House will always be there. Most average Americans can wait this guy out.
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Good news, everyone. Raiders-49ers is being flexed to Etch-a-Sketch.
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Unwritten rules take another beating, as Phillies blow 7-0 lead to lose to Jays.
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Please note that Joe Buck has been silent to let the scene tell the story. A tribute to Vin Scully, and a very wise move.
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In all of sports, nothing is more satisfying that a stadium full of sad people leaving and vowing never to return -- seven consecutive times. And no, this is not because it's the Astros. This is just being pro-sadness.
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This right here is the real work. Read it twice so no words escape your notice:
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This game is exactly what the Wheat Thins people were hoping for.
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If New York has any dignity at all, Lundqvist eats and drinks for free forever
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I hereby declare that Cavs should play Blazers in Eastern final.
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The Nationals have just announced that they are moving the franchise back to Montreal.
⚾️ Trump says he’s going to the World Series game on Sunday
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Everyone who writes, speaks or watches basketball officially knows nothing. All knowledge is anti-knowledge. Reason is a lie. We are all doomed. Merry Christmas, bitches.
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From what I am gathering on Twitter, Sue Bird is winning a basketball game by herself while chain-smoking Parliaments and holding a tumbler of Glenmorangie in her non-shooting hand.
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So let's see here -- Mayweather-McGregor isn't the event of the summer, it's a gigantic bake sale for the IRS. Please, o meteor, come soon.
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Warriors are also announcing they will be without Wilt Chamberlain (dead), Rick Barry (old, but day to day) and Joe Barry Carroll (missing, assumed well).
Update: Steve Kerr says Draymond Green has a torn ligament in his left index finger and will miss the next few games
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This game will be won in the 17th inning on a home run hit by Ken Giles, thrown by Ken Giles.
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Giants last offer: $6, 195 years. Might have been a clerical error.
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Being retweeted by a train is both a new high, a new low and a new weird. My next goal is a horse-drawn cart in Amish country.
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@paolaa_janet
The best thing is that nobody yelled at her to sit down because she was blocking the screen.
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I am pleased at the bitterness and unhappiness of a large fan base, and comforted in the knowledge that there will be eight more just like it.
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That 2019 second rounder the Nets got is, if they play their cards right, an eighth-grader. Jason Kidd got traded for an eighth-grader.
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Let’s Go A’s.
Anybody got any slogans for your 2023 San Francisco Giants?
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Remember the Chargers the next time someone tells you you must support "your" team. And then respond, "It's not mine. Some rich guy owns it"
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@richeisen
It's a great idea, with the caveat being that the replacement hitter and the manager be devoured by tigers if the game isn't tied as a result.
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It will feature a lengthy discourse on how he made the USFL better by killing it.
The White House says POTUS will do a phone call with major league sports Commissioners on Saturday at noon
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A great game, with this aside: After Warriors tied at 89, teams combined to go 1-for-17. Irving is the 1.
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ESPN has thoughtfully reduced my need for viewing by one half-hour five days a week. I'll miss High Noon, but at least I can add 30 minutes of "God, television eats metric tons of rhino ass" to my daily litany of complaints.
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Doc Emrick. Doc Martin. Dock Ellis. And in a creditable fourth place, Doctor Who.
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Ali: The man, the boxer, the icon, the incandescent representative of our finest selves.
@CSNAuthentic
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Central truth about polling: It is an anti-science that elevates a series of small sample sizes who don't mind lying about their preferences
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If Kerr has a shred, even a shredlet of human dignity, he leaves Thompson in for the rest of the game.
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There needs to be no more speaking today, as this is the best it's going to get.
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I always knew not having the checkmark would be a good life choice
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Until this very moment, I did not care if Colin Kaepernick ever played football again. Now I very much demand it:
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To those who have seen this before with the Raiders, keep in mind that you will see it again.
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Raiders announce they have re-signed Antonio Brown to run their video department. The deal is for three years, with an out after lunchtime.
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Vin Scully remains the only person to beat Twitter by being impervious to gratuitous insult.
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Todd.
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Even though I'm sure you've done the research, I'll still need confirmation.
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Early projections: Warriors go 78-3, with one team simply not showing up, and win title in 13 games while winning Stanley Cup on the side.
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Stephen Curry: Two rings, two MVPs, good family and a angry President. Now that's a life well lived.
@NBCSAuthentic
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Wrong question. It's why do we as a country refuse to take virus seriously.
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So ends the Jim Tomsula Era -- going out as he came in, an overmatched scapegoat for an owner and general manager who remain holograms.
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Arizona State
Where does one get certification to be a lover boy?
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Poll: Who are the Warriors better without?
1. Durant
2. Curry
3. Green
4. Thompson
5. Iguodala
6. Speights
7. Barbosa
8. Floyd
9. Chamberlain
10. Naismith
11. When does this idiocy cease?
12. No seriously, when?
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Six of the most agonizing seconds of Kerr's life.
It will never stop being amazing that Steve Kerr was choosing between the Warriors and the Knicks.
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And now, let's all head to Flames-Oilers to remind us that sports is a merciless daily slog, and that Cardinals-Packers was merely a fantasy
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Last year one man's protests during anthem allegedly lowered TV ratings. Sunday, rampant protests during anthem raised ratings. So, yeah.
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Attention everyone who is complaining they need to go to bed but can't because of the game: You CAN go to bed. The laws are clear on this. They are also clear about not whining to strangers about needing to go to bed. Go to bed or shut your flap.
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It is complete madness for Utah to consider John Stockton as its new coach. He has absolutely no broadcasting experience.
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Things are shitty. You're welcome.
Has anyone explained the toilet paper frenzy yet
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The rules are unwritten because they read like an idiot wrote them:
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Fans booed Giants trainer for deciding that Buster Posey's brain might be worth looking at after being beaned. Nice look, you cannibals.
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78.09% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.039% carbon dioxide, and small amounts of other gases. Like always.
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