Alice Vaughn
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hear me out—instead of Meghan, we interview prince Andrew. and instead of Oprah, it’s the police
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#boycottcostco
in a nutshell:
“If you don’t have a mask on, you can’t shop here.”
“Oh yeah, well if you won’t let me in without a mask on, I’m not shopping here.”
“Thank you. That’s what we said.”
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We need to add PR, DC, and Guam as states.
53 is a prime number
then we can truly be one nation, indivisible
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@elonmusk
Are you going to let people change their names once they verify?
-Asking as someone who is now stuck as a chicken sandwich
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1970: in the future, I bet we’ll have flying cars
2019:
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it’s my first day in San Francisco, and I’ve already passed multiple cars with signs like this and spoke to a few locals about their own break-ins
insane
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“porn is harmful” says woman who was sued for manufacturing exploding vaginal-scented candles
Actresses Gwyneth Paltrow, Jada Pinkett Smith Declare Porn 'Harmful to Women'
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the clitoris has over 8,000 nerve endings, and still isn’t as sensitive as the people who @ me
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how are lesbians made?
wrong answers only
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I’m genuinely getting a kick out of all the commenters who think I’m anti-mask because they can’t read.
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Since everyone seems to have an opinion about porn the last 24 hours, can those who want to ban it please show us your browser history? Thanks.
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If you think you might get coronavirus just say no, it can’t enter your body without consent
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@MattWalshBlog
Have dare people find meaning and fulfillment in life in other ways than having children.
By the way, having kids doesn't guarantee you won't die alone...but your personality will
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@ScottSloofman
@JonahDispatch
90% of abortions are within the first 12 weeks. This isn't the flex you think it is when some states now offer zero weeks
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40 senators have sponsored a bi-partisan bill forcing you to upload your drivers license before being able to post to the internet and viewing content
It's called the "Kids Online Safety Act" (KOSA)/ Senate Bill 1409
KOSA ties your content on twitter, meta, reddit, etc back to…
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handjobs from girls who speak sign language count as blowjobs
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I grew up in a European culture. My equivalent of Newsweek had a naked man and woman on the cover at one point.
Americans are prudes who can't differentiate general nudity from grooming and conflate the two because rubbing brain cells together to understand intent is "hard"
This might be the worst tweet in Twitter history.
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porn gives unrealistic and unhealthy expectations of how quickly plumbers can get to your house
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I wanna make enough money where I don’t flinch at beef jerky prices
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@GPrime85
the only rule is to get out of the way and don't walk slow
New York isn't for the weak who have to make survival lists
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The defense made the argument that his client "recognized" Andy, as if he was any famous person. So her crime was that she just "recognized him". that's a lie. The prosecution showed that not only did she encounter, Andy, face-to-face, threaten him after he just had the shit beat…
No justice for Andy. This will only embolden Antifa.
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Just found out the reason my site was down this morning is because I share a server with
@UncoverDC
. After a piece they put up about China’s growing business with Italy, less than 12 hrs later a cyber attack originating from China took down our server.
TOTALLY NORMAL
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ballenciaga is filing a 25 million dollar lawsuit against the production company for those BDSM encouraging kids photos
their creative director, art director, and entire creative department had a hand with every aspect of this but they're counting on you not knowing this
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@asymmetricinfo
People shouldn't have to worry about living/growing up in the correct state on whether or not their heath and freedom to choose will be impacted or not. Stripping people of those federal protections is a detriment to society and not a win
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NEW YORK (AP) — Attorney general's investigation concludes that New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo is probably going to get another Emmy
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anti-vaxxer friend: I care what goes into my body
me: I’ve seen your ex’s
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I also have a stupid product called Offensive crayons. Buy them.
colors include: boned pill blue, miscarriage maroon, privilege (white), etc
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Louisiana's new porn passport forces US porn sites to verify your usage and gives your browser history to the state--which they can use to monitor you in the name of crimes
congrats on adopting massive state censorship. This is the first of many bills that will appear like this
Louisiana residents must now submit their driver's licenses in order to watch videos on Pornhub and other online porn platforms
#ReasonRoundup
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"There's no good acting in porn"
Okay, then explain this masterpiece (SFW)
Credit:
@arielgracexo
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@TommyPistol
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@Teenfidelity
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@lilyhnewman
"This language was never intended" ...this language had to go through legal review a handful of times before someone posted it.
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controversial take—I heartily support removing WAP from kindergarten curriculum
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out of 566 reported child sexual abuse cases in the last 16 weeks:
22% involved church employees
14% of them pastors
not a single drag queen
trans people represented 3/10ths of 1% of the reports (2)
the data is consistent and damning
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@seanonolennon
there's a difference between paying for a service you enjoy and paying for benefits. if the benefit,specifically the checkmark, used to be in the early days just a symbol of verification, then what's the point now if anyone can get it and they don't actually verify
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@nathanTbernard
@josh_emerson
He was also physically assaulted. Maybe if far-left simpletons didn’t engage in violence to make their point, then they wouldn’t be providing ammo to people they disagree with
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I can’t hear you over this picture of wind turbines in Antarctica
This is what happens when you force the grid to rely in part on wind as a power source. When weather conditions get bad as they did this week, intermittent renewable energy like wind isn’t there when you need it.
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@GadSaad
@Gillette
The brand isn’t ascribing guilt to ALL men. They’re specifically calling out bad societal behavior such as bullying and treating people as objects that were considered acceptable and excused in previous generations.
#DontBeAntiRegressiveRegressive
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@thejournalista
You're a racist piece of shit for attacking a pregnant women who paid for the citibike and defended herself from having it stolen & soley judged the situation based on the race of the individuals involved . Doubling down on ruining her life despite reciepts existing. Go to hell
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a woman who has posed as a human trafficking survivor, & now being outed as a fraud, is working with someone internally at Twitter to lock at least a dozen people out of their accounts for even discussing/questioning her backstory
she Bleu her cover
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OnlyFans but where chefs teach you how to cook. OnlyPans
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@Cernovich
It was a loss from the start when the judge threw out evidence of the defense. Evidence where the two defendants colluded and admitted to destroying their messages in advance of the trail to the lawyers and judge l.
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gaetz: she was 17 at the time
the 17th letter of the alphabet is... Q
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People are freaking out over Aunt Jemima being removed, but can we discuss why some of you are still pouring brown corn syrup on pancakes?
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@stillgray
Actually yes.
I keep a pair of tweezers in my drivers side door and razor in the glove compartment just in case I notice hairs coming in while in the outside light
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if America’s Funniest Home Videos was the precursor of YouTube, then Bob Saget’s standup was the start of the comment section
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@fxcknxggafree_
I'm dying. How did she think she was gonna look good in those texts?
She gave him the biggest W.
"I'm gonna shit all my ex, look like a jerk on Netflix. And he has a massive dick." -Jackie
Marshall's coming out on top here
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@bindelj
No, there's a man fighting for female autonomy and workers rights, which you take for granted
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success is like being pregnant—everyone says congratulations but nobody knows how many times you were fucked
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Leonardo DiCaprio's final girlfriend has yet to be born
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if God didn't want us to keep our nostrils clean, then why did he make our fingers exactly the right size?
checkmate atheists
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Every morning I wake up and end my own personal thirst strike
Yesterday was incredible. I was honored to be joined at my thirst strike by workers in Texas and across the nation—and by lots of colleagues pushing for federal heat safety protections.
9 hours without water or food, but I’m more energized than ever to get this done.
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you know the sex is good when it sounds like someone running in wet flip flops
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@Kane_1200
@GadSaad
@Gillette
Do women have a history of statistically treating men like objects and bullying in the defense of "girls will be girls"? There are other types of bullying behaviors addressed by other companies that women participate in (i.e. slut shaming, body image, etc).
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If anyone is looking for a Zoom girlfriend for Thanksgiving— send me a link to your family’s Zoom, I’ll show up drunk, call your brother a racist when I run out of political talking points, and cry that we’re not engaged yet
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can you imagine how many healing crystals burning man has? they'll be fine
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my mom is trying to give relationship advice, but she literally married my dad
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@michelletandler
Liberal here—cancelled my month long visit of San Fran because all my San Fran friends are telling me it’s not safe. You’re not the only one who feels this way. There needs to be reform, and sadly it’s going to get much worse before it gets better
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Adult sites often ban various consenting sexual practices to maintain access to financial institutions. This happens all the time, and has nothing to do with “preventing exploitation”. It always falls back to payment providers censoring what they consider objectionable content.
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I’m banned from Facebook for the next 3 days...because of my face
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Anyone using this as an example of cities going to hell in general is mistaken.
I’m a digital nomad who’s living all over the country (Nyc, Miami, Nashville, Vegas, Kansas City, etc), and this is the only place I’ve seen such a mess
Also, suburbs and rural America is boring AF
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@SenBlumenthal
Tech companies already are required to report CSAM to federal agencies, not to mention we already have laws in place regarding it being illegal to host, share, proliferate CSAM.
this bill is about taking away personal privacy
we see through you
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Will the virus be okay?
JUST IN: Texas Sen. Ted Cruz has confirmed he recently interacted with someone who tested positive for the novel coronavirus, so he's decided to self-quarantine at home
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