RachelSampley
@RachelSampley
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Lighting/video designer based in London. Goth princess. She/her.
London
Joined March 2020
Y'all, I just wanted people to read my sad girl poems and I accidentally slandered an Emmy winning fish on tik tok.
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What's like that film/tv genre that's like coming of age but with thirty year olds instead of teens, whose lives are falling apart and then they are okay? That's my fav right now (for absolutely no reason) and I need recs. ✌️
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When people call you a “snowflake” just remember they’re quoting Fight Club. A satire written by a gay man about how male fragility causes men to destroy themselves, resent society, and become radicalized…
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British reality shows: here in a meadow, 12 jolly bakers compete to bake the tastiest sticky toffee pudding American reality shows: if Bill can survive 10 days in the wilderness with nothing but some hotdogs and a gun, we promise to pay for his daughter’s insulin
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“Holly and Phil jumped the queue to see the Queen’s coffin and as a monarchist I am very angry about the idea that somebody should enjoy unearned preferential treatment” - honestly this place cracks me up
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it’s bisexual awareness week so everyone be vigilant, they could be lurking anywhere. stay safe
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.... of bisexuals...
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Iconique...
CNN reporter asks British woman about Queen Elizabeth, who says she's not "the biggest fan of the queen" so she's not "upset or overwhelmed by it." She adds it's because of "British colonial history" and "quite shady" things like Prince Andrew. "Fair enough," reporter reacts.
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For anyone wondering... No, I will not be cancelling my sold out show about class inequality at this difficult time for inherited wealth.
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Please sir, that’s my emotional support largest arts festival in the world, don’t take it away….😭
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In case anyone else is struggling with the twitter review/awards hype machine ... If your audience connect with your show today, it's a good fucking show and you deserve to be here.
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Patchy day so far but very much liked Cassie and the Lights @FollowTheCow reminded me of very early little bulb and not just because the protagonists are children.
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Let’s clear some things up about this Extreme heat. Please listen to the advice
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Ugh I love these fuckers so much. So chill. So congenial.
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oh you “liked” my instagram story? you tapped your little thumb on the little heart and liked it?? be a real man and just have sex with me
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I am actually a soft shelled crab in the shape of a woman.
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