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Woman on internet: *talks about pockets in dresses*
Man on internet:
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Liz Truss being Prime Minister is like when Apple made everyone have that U2 album they didn’t want in their iTunes library
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I don’t have an advent calendar so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating whatever’s in there
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I’m scared of turning 40 because I don’t want one of those phone cases that opens like a book
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When I was just a little girl
I asked my mother ‘what will I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?’
Here’s what she said to me:
‘No’
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Never thought I’d feel sorry for Laurence Fox and I was right, I don’t
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Hands up who’s thought about getting roller boots to practice? 🙋🏻♀️
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So a black guy murdered by white police has his unsavoury past flung into media. A white guy rapes a woman & media print his swimming times
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Fuck 41, I feel 12! Get out of my way, I’m going to buy a baguette 😍🚲
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@KathyBurke
I didn’t hear a thing, but I was smashing a wok off the fridge shouting FUCK THE TORIES so who knows
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2015 election drinking game: if the Tories stay in for a second term, drink solidly for the next five years.
#GE2015
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Mashed potato has no place on the Sunday roast plate I’m not here to make friends
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Celebrate International Women’s Day by telling a man to smile more
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I think we should all stand on our doorsteps at 8pm and laugh
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Now do racism
Twitter has killed off Fleets just months after it launched
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No one has ever picked these up and not immediately clicked them together
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Me: sorry I can’t work today, the baby’s not well
Boss: what baby?
Me: me
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Never thought I’d feel sorry for Matt Hancock and I was right, I don’t
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some people really got mad
fuck most liked tweet what was your most hated tweet. a tweet that ppl bothered u about for DAYS & sent u threats over. i probably have like 30
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British politics drinking game:
• get vodka ready
• shot a vodka every time you cannot believe what's happening next
• wake up in A&E
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Nobody loves Friday as much as a 40- something woman posting minion memes about wine
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Play the
#GBBO
drinking game by downing a vodka every time Paul Hollywood looks at someone like they've pissed on his children
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Philip Scofield’s already taken the cling film off the cheese & pineapple sticks
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@PrisonPlanet
Just say you want to be shagged up the bum. It’s ok. We understand, there’s no need for all this nonsense
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Hey boy are you the pub opening on 4th July because I’m not coming
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Where’s the outrage with the queues at Selfridges? Oh, what’s that? It’s not as working class as Primark? I see
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It’s Kate Bush’s birthday today so shut the fuck up and appreciate this art all day
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Hey, boy. Are you a liquid eyeliner pen because I'm pretty sure I'm going to fuck this up.
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Being an adult is just complaining that you’re tired all day and having a favourite cup
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Birth control for men is FREE just by adding a Union Jack flag to your social media name
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If a GP is prescribing 800cals a day for health reasons, so be it. But at a prime time tv slot hearing 800cals is ‘balanced’ is irresponsible. ED minds in overdrive
#loseastonein21days
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teacher dug her nails into my hand when showing me how to serve in tennis properly and then I got in trouble for it. Cunt
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It doesn’t matter if you know what’s coming, it’s still as funny
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If you say ‘get Brexit done’ 3 times in the mirror, Boris Johnson will close your local hospital and impregnate your mom
#BBCLeadersDebate
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The thought of a takeaway is always better than the actual takeaway you know I’m right
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Well well well another day gone by where I haven’t had to use long division
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How to do Sunday:
Relax
Relax
Relax some more
Oh shit there's 2157 things to do before tomorrow
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Women's reproductive rights now threatened because of one woman's delusional grip on power? Fuck me I'm struggling to get my head around it
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No I don't have a picture of me with a dog ears filter because I'm too busy being a fucking adult crawling through a dark existential crisis
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@MarcusStead
Wow, tell us more - as a man - about period requirements, you imbecilic sausage
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If you say mental illness in the mirror 3 times, someone will tell you why haven’t you tried running
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This is how much they literally do not give a shit about you or your dying relatives nor do they give a shit who knows that anymore
After the 1922 committee meeting a senior party source was challenged on partygate. He asked journalists "Have you never got drunk before?"
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Anyone who works in a customer facing role should be able to fight at least one customer a week
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I’m out of my crippling depression hole and ready to tweet again so hi
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Call me an old romantic but I wish this Tory government would fuck off and die
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Boris: we’re all in this together
Also Boris: consultants failing the Test & Trace system can have £7k per day but you Mancunians are only allowed £8 per day
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I don’t have an advent calendar so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating whatever’s in there
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If you’re feeling left out, just tag yourself at your local hospital with no explanation on Facebook
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So disappointed that I spent all of my skinny years thinking I was fat
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Pretend you’re a morning person by being an insufferable piece of shit
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