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my 8yo daughter had a boy throw her to the ground and put his hands on her neck at school and they went to the principal’s office to discuss it and the principal told her he only did it bc he wants to be her friend and this is how women get so messed up in society
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had to explain to my kids what spanking was after we left the trolls movie and witnessed some parent “disciplining” their child. i can’t even explain the look of horror and sadness on my daughter’s face
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@RNfoureyes
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@DuchessSexpert it wasn’t in the movie. it was in the hallway when we were leaving and it was shocking to say the least
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@RNfoureyes
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2 years
I couldn’t resist
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@RNfoureyes
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@dkirch888 it’s awful. it’s so shocking and everyone around freezes. the embarrassment the kid must feel 🥺
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@RNfoureyes
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2 years
Figs is getting out of control
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@RNfoureyes
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@quality_nguyen what cheeses did you use
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@RNfoureyes
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2 years
It’s my last shift working in a 30 bed ED with management that would rather send McDonald’s instead of coming to help when only two nurses are scheduled. See ya ✌🏼
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@RNfoureyes
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2 years
I GOT ACCEPTED!!! I’M GETTING MY DOCTORATE!!!!! 🍾🥳🎈🎉
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Wow this really took off! i just want to say that little is fine, it wasn’t bullying as much as play going too far (remember they are kids). The issue was more with the adult’s response which I know resonated with many of you. Everything was discussed and the kids are good 😊
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@Snarkymamaof4 @DuchessSexpert that happened to a friend of mine. it had never really occurred to explain those things
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today i had a training class that included me (a nurse) and residents. the doc teaching repeatedly asked me if i needed him to slow down and explain the basic math equations and only asked me a question about wound dressings. happy nurses week
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@DocBLaw Also, from a “seasoned” (old) ED nurse: if an older woman checks in and she hasn’t taken the time to put on a bra, she is also probably very sick and should be taken very seriously
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@MortytheRN every nurse calling their lawyer
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Just got a call from a nurse I work with asking me to come in early because she is the only nurse who showed up today in the ED. I still don’t really get this egg thing, but I’m thinking this is a <12 moment
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@saniitaa_ nurse here 🙋🏻‍♀️ can confidently say there is no “friend who is nurse”. sorry darling, but you’ve been hoodwinked, bamboozled, led astray
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in a training class and the person teaching it just told this guy he needed to take out his air pods and listen but they are actually his hearing aids
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@MortytheRN id rather a toe over those skin flakes ngl
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@RNfoureyes
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2 years
today i worked with the michael scott of doctors. he said offensive terms, told me inappropriate sex jokes, did a chris rock impression, made me watch chris rock stand up, spilled his drink all over and dropped a random i love you. do i have to buy him a mug now
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@RNfoureyes
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2 years
pro tip: no matter how upset you are with someone, if they’ve ever trusted you with their secrets, keep them secret
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@RNfoureyes
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2 years
I AM SCREAMING ☠️☠️
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@RNfoureyes
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2 years
this app has made it very clear that a lot of you don’t know what a caprese salad is
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2 years
you know when you’re watching an intubation and the doc screams oh sh*t and all of a sudden there is blood everywhere? not a fan of those
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i just want everyone to know dino nugget couch pillows exist
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@BadMedicalTakes so selfish to use formula tbh. if you really loved your baby you’d let it starve to death
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@skeetermeeter @RebelLadyBoss @EmilyGould moms do an incredible amount of work certainly, but the tweet just comes off as mean and unappreciative of fathers. dads deserve to be celebrated and children to deserve to celebrate their dads
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when we go out in big sweatshirts we’re all braless right
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2 years
YOU GUYS THIS IS THE DIRECTOR’S RESPONSE 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️ is this real life?!!
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@MortytheRN remember the time i questioned something and the doc pulled his badge to my face and asked if i could read that it said doctor 😂
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2 years
@RebelLadyBoss @EmilyGould ………..yes. imagine teaching your kids not to celebrate their dad for political reasons
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@RNfoureyes
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2 years
So it really is only two nurses..I’m one of the two. No admin here, no director, no code purple. Still have to accept ambos. Director text to say we can offer $700 for anyone wanting to come in 🤣
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@RNfoureyes
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2 years
almost time for wine
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@wearfigs explain yourself
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@AshleyGWinter Speak for yourself
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i’m not one to brag about my accomplishments, but something exciting happened that deserves recognition. all my years of avoiding interaction finally paid off. today i made it to level 10,000 of candy crush. this isn’t just a win for me, it’s a win for introverts everywhere
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still rocking that patagonia
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what exactly is my dog supposed to do with this
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2 years
we will adopt your baby
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@TraumaSoapBoxes i will never forget we lost a baby and the patient next door complained bc the mom’s walls were too loud
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2 years
i’m so jealous of men. what it must be like to know everything. are y’all tired can i get you a sandwich
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2 years
@lungDrE I call this Sexy Efron on a hot damn nephron
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@RNfoureyes
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please enjoy this glorious photo of me in sweats at the target for the fifth time this week
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2 years
@TheBlondeRN imagine not one, but every single nurse you work with doesn’t like you and you still refuse to acknowledge you’re the problem. that fall must have done some damage
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2 years
The ER candy drawer. My happy place
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@DannyPellegrino Me right now
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2 years
who wore it better
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@TheBlondeRN Once I asked about an order and the physician answered me by taking his badge and asking if I could see how it said doctor on it
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@RNfoureyes
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@Andy i would like to know what exactly it was that kathryn made chleb for dinner
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tramadol is as useless as everyone says. why is this a thing
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this has been a day, but at least my hair looks good
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still cannot get over this
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these sheets need to chill
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@RNfoureyes
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2 years
hair pic for @RebelLadyBoss as promised
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read love you forever at bedtime and had to stop in the middle bc i couldn’t stop crying and could barely speak. 4yo patted my hand and said it’s ok mommy we just read it tomorrow
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@bobbyteriyaki the exact reason I’ll never get another hamster. Her name was lucy and she was a b*tch
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I’m currently listening to DeBarge on my way in. I’m not phased at all
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@RNfoureyes
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currently drinking mango michelob ultra seltzer in a wine glass with a straw in sweatpants watching dateline. unsure if this is rock bottom or me living my best life
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@perlhack @HenpeckedHal The night before my aunt’s wedding the church burnt down…
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4yo: mommy put that back that’s my favorite me: this? 4yo: yeah that’s my favorite song me: this is your favorite song? 4yo: yeah! this is my song! the song:
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not a bad friday
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@RNfoureyes
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@DomSkyeRN That’s how it should be! The think they are just handling staff and forgetting that patients are truly suffering
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@RNfoureyes
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@thetechnologyrn You’re a woman/mom/nurse. The holy trinity of I come last and everyone else comes first
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@TheBlondeRN oh this would not be ok with me and i would not be understanding at all. what good is taking ownership if you can’t be trusted to meet the basic needs of kindergartners
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@TheBlondeRN Stop being logical. People don’t want that
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10/10
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@theRNbiologist @RyanMarino if you take a trip with your kids and you’re convinced they will only remember an anonymous person dancing and not the time spent with you….well that says a lot about a lot
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Officially submitted my DNP application 🥳🥳🥳🥳
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onlyfans but for pictures of home decor and baked goods
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i had to cancel hosting christmas eve feast of the seven fishes this year and my mother is losing her gd mind
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this ED’s candy drawer: 6/10
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imagine having $43 BILLION to do whatever you want with at a time when there is a devastating war happening, inflation is crippling the world, poverty is climbing and yet you decide to use that money to purchase twitter
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this is one of the funniest videos on the planet and the people of Twitter don’t seem to understand this
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i know we had a lot of discourse regarding the best apple (it will never be honey crisp) but i would like to change my answer to lucy rose apples. so good, so pretty, so perfect. 10/10
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i’m slightly tipsy so i’m gonna tell a secret. i love fine art and used to dream of working for christie’s. bc of this love i was a huge fan of eli klein and was obsessed with his gallery
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when you’re stuck in an emergency room waiting for xray results and you just want to be home watching housewives and drinking wine
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i’m never gonna be on your side if you talk badly about your so’s kids. if you don’t want to be a parent and if you aren’t going to love those kids then you need to be in a different situation
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5 yo comes to me giggling incessantly wanting to show me one of his pokemon cards. in between laughter he blurts out “mom, this one looks like you!” and proceeds to hands me this
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I’m so annoyed by everyone and everything today
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My cute vaccine catchall
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though i think this is beautiful, there’s something about the color i’m just not sure about
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my shoes were so squeaky today and this place has no shoe covers so i had to improvise. i think i made my own yeezys
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we will adopt your baby
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I should not be trusted with money iykyk #RHOSLC
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@theRNbiologist Nobody: Absolutely no one: Her:
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when you realize your🧚🏼vase shares an uncanny resemblance to @MortytheRN
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@RNfoureyes
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first day of october and i’m celebrating by sporting dark lips, dark hair, black clothes and a lot of cleavage
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@RNfoureyes
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got a lot of dms yesterday so i feel i should address some things- if you think i am stupid: 🤷🏻‍♀️ if you think i’m not funny: 🤷🏻‍♀️ if you think i’m ugly: 🤷🏻‍♀️ if you think i shouldn’t be a nurse: 🤷🏻‍♀️ if you think i want your “stuff”: 🙅🏻‍♀️🤢 if you ask to see my “stuff”: 🙅🏻‍♀️🤢 thanks!
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Arts and crafts while I wait for more 🍑 pics
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@TraumaSoapBoxes what i keep seeing is (a lot of) docs (twitter) think (a lot of) nurses are trying/want to be mds. may be true for some, but it’s worth remembering that if we wanted to be physicians we would have been. not everyone’s idea of being accomplished means being a doc
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just a reminder that britney was forced to have an iud while nick cannon is about to have his tenth kid
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@RNfoureyes
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when you need a smorgasbord of treats
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@CartoonsHateHer why they wearing shoes in the house
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one of the moms at field day just made fun of me bc some of the kids are taller than me and i’m wondering if it’s inappropriate to throw hands
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i will be getting very tipsy today
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girl breakfast
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@RNfoureyes
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If anyone needs a new rug I’ve got you covered
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im field trip mom today. i get the worst motion sickness, but im not allowed to drive myself so im stuck on the bus and i can’t find my dramamine or my zofran. my kid ditched me for a boy and i have to sit with the teacher. thoughts and prayers
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