Tim Fitzpatrick
@Q4U102
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May all your flexes be weird and ok.
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Joined April 2009
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all New York elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals.
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I-I shouldn’t… I’ve had too many tonight already. Aw what the hell. Sure Arabic baby I’ll smoke a dart with you.
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I mean trumps still pretending the 2020 election was stolen I don’t see why we can’t just say he actually sucked off bill clinton for as long as we want
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who made this picture cuz im fucking crying dude please oh my god
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"unc" used in the same manner as a Japanese honorific like "sensei"
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Sounds like a deal.
BREAKING: Donald Trump says if the Supreme Court makes him pay back all the tariffs, he'll have to defund ICE and cancel his ballroom.
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"Nothing burger" is the worst phrase to enter the lexicon. It literally means "nothing" but adds a whole extra word and makes you look dumber for doing it.
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Did everyone agree to stop putting ice in urinals at the same time or is it still practiced in certain corners of America?
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Sapphic has become such a terf dog whistle and no one wants to talk about it.
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Rich people being upset about elections is a good thing for regular citizens
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