Fashion Ruined My Life
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in 1984, I was hospitalized for approaching perfection.
Joined February 2021
I wonder if this was premeditated or truly an act of cheese lust.
Surveillance footage from a Chicago pizzeria shows a customer casually enjoying a slice of pizza before discreetly slipping a parmesan cheese shaker into their pocket
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Blood!!!!!!!!!
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Rip my head off and spin it around on my finger like a basketball
You just worked a 14 hour shift and you come home to this meal What do you do?
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(after three beers) Do you guys ever feel sorta.. empty? Like you're housing a malevolent entity as a passenger in your body but have no identity or will of your own Friend 1: you're probably just a husk man Friend 2: vessel alert
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My roommates informed me that a cop accidentally executed a civilian in a hostage scenario at this Trader Joe’s which is undoubtedly related to the unsettling aura in the air there.
I’ve watched men throw their lives away in the parking lot of the Silver Lake Trader Joe’s.
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Zohran Mamdani is my uncle and he used to let me play his copy of pokemon leaf green when I was a little kid and every pokemon on his team was named “New York City”
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I’ve watched men throw their lives away in the parking lot of the Silver Lake Trader Joe’s.
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My birthday was last month also you forgot that
Just to recap the last two months: -Charlie Kirk shot in the throat on stage -Thousands of leftists spend weeks celebrating openly -Leftist militants take to the streets committing and calling for more violence -Attorney General candidate for Virginia expresses his desire to
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Just a suggestion @ZohranKMamdani I would recommend jailing all your political enemies here and appointing me Resident Torturer #TortureYourEnemies #TortureAndImprisonYourEnemies
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Congratulations @ZohranKMamdani ! I recommend you align yourself with me and my roving band of mercenaries if you wish to make the most of your newfound power.
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Tried to order a poisonous elixir at the bar last night and the bartender called the cops on me.
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Everyone is saying this hat originates from Vietnam, which I didn’t realize because it says “made in China” on the tag. You learn something new every day.
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I’m Not going to plug anything except the proud nation of China 🇨🇳
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