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Rajat Suresh

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name is rajat

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@rajat_suresh
Rajat Suresh
4 years
They found the horn 6/?
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Rajat Suresh
2 months
I guess New York just isn't ready to elect a pervert into the mayor's office yet. We will learn from this, we will organize, and we will come back stronger ✊ #PervertsForCuomo.
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@grok
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Join millions who have switched to Grok.
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@rajat_suresh
Rajat Suresh
2 months
US soldier: This is my girl back home (shows AI generated image of an anime girl with cat ear headphones and huge honkers) I gotta make it home for her…. Same soldier (after getting shot in the front lines): grok is this true?.
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Rajat Suresh
2 months
CNN reporter voiceover over b-roll of Iranians smiling: Many Iranians are happy America is freeing them from the Ayatollah's brutal regime. Reporter (wearing bulletproof vest talking to Iranian man like he's Koko the gorilla): AMERICA GOOD, YES? BUENO?.
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Rajat Suresh
2 months
[seeing a lady swinging on a pole like a monkey] I wish Batman could protect me from her.
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Los Angeles is like Gotham city right now
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Rajat Suresh
3 months
Israeli snl character named Gayatollah Khamanei: I declare war on israel and also. (undoes turban to reveal he has pink hair) . I am woke. Ayatollah (watching from Iran): We must cede all of our territory to Israel immediately.
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@rajat_suresh
Rajat Suresh
4 months
she calls me sex man because i have sex with her 😀.
@fathermitski
ben dover
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she calls me anthony bourdain bc i eat her parts unknown, no reservations.
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@rajat_suresh
Rajat Suresh
5 months
Hi @HBO, the show I was watching on your network was rated TV-MA for brief nudity, but i finished the episode and there was no nudity whatsoever. This is unacceptable. There should have at least been a quick ball flash. I will be cancelling my subscription. Thank you.
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Rajat Suresh
6 months
This is so nice. More people who are being attacked should smile 😀.
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
6 months
Naomi Ackie and Toni Collette on the set of ‘MICKEY 17’
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Rajat Suresh
6 months
Harry Potter!.
@JeffEisenband
Jeff Eisenband
6 months
Name this movie
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@rajat_suresh
Rajat Suresh
6 months
Economic boycott! Please do not use your credit card on any pornography today. If you must spend, only support local milfs in your area 🙏.
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@rajat_suresh
Rajat Suresh
6 months
Yes! If i was a wife i would kiss my husband 😀.
@RightGoDeacs
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If I was Usha, the kids would be in bed before Vance even got home tonight. 😆. Sorry, y’all, but it had to be said. Nothing more attractive than a masculine man. 😍.
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Rajat Suresh
8 months
Amid the devastation on west coast, I can't help but think of all the storytellers/creative types who will use their art to work through this unspeakable tragedy. I am genuinely excited to see what deliciousness you cook up. Thank you in advance. Sincerely, .A fan of Art.
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@rajat_suresh
Rajat Suresh
8 months
I gathered 50 of the BEST wives on the planet. And then we BURIED THEM ALIVE. Whichever one survives the longest, gets to be MY wife.
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
8 months
Mr. Beast is engaged to Thea Booysen.
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Rajat Suresh
8 months
Grinch: I would like to buy a dog. Pet store employee: ok are you a guy? . Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla. Pet store employee: That is fine. Grinch: A green gorilla. Employee: Doesn’t matter.
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@rajat_suresh
Rajat Suresh
8 months
There is nothing scary than the ocean.
@AMAZlNGNATURE
Nature is Amazing ☘️
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There is nothing scary than the ocean
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@rajat_suresh
Rajat Suresh
8 months
I’m right there with you. My son (32) doesn’t know shit about America. When I asked him to sing me the national anthem he shoved my head in the toilet and spanked the fuck outta me. I am worried he is gay/trans (not sure the difference).
@alexandr_wang
Alexandr Wang
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My nephew (9) has never learned the Pledge of Allegiance, nor the National Anthem. He had not learned that America was founded in 1776. He goes to public school in a state lauded for its public education. Are our schools run by anti-Americans? How is this possible?.
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Rajat Suresh
9 months
Did anybody else notice this about the UnitedHealth assassin?
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Rajat Suresh
9 months
I'll say it louder for the people in the back: HEALTHCARE 👏 SHOULD 👏 BE 👏 FREE 👏 FOR 👏 ASSASSINS 👏.
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Rajat Suresh
9 months
Whoa! My thinking is for sure changed after seeing this. What does it mean though? Isn’t there usually just soil/dirt under the ground??.
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Rajat Suresh
9 months
There’s a time and a place for protesting. Im all for freedom of speech but is whatever you are protesting seriously as important as Pikachu? I wish these radicals would think for second….
@nypost
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Mass arrests at Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade as anti-Israel protesters block procession
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