1st guy is workin at the circus knee-deep shoveling elephant dung around closing time. 2nd guy is just leaving the show, sees the 1st guy, walks up & says “It’s 1am, everyone is leaving & you’re knee deep in elephant dung. Why don’t you get some other kind of job?” & 1st guy says.

*COMING SOON*.➡️7/10 *LOW TICKETS* CAP'N JAZZ with Coffin Prick.➡️/712 *LOW TICKETS* @murderbydeath w/ Laura Jane Grace.

*On Sale Now*.🎟️8/23 WISP .🎟️9/14 @btbamofficial & @hailthesun w/ @twiabp .🎟️9/20 @RussianCircles .🎟️11/2 @borisdronevil .🎟️11/13 @geesebandnyc .🎟️11/18 @cutcopy .🎟️11/19 @porncrumpets .🎟️12/4 @portugaltheman

New @rmcmband single 'Sabino' is out for your Friday listening pleasure

I'm playing the new NATION OF LANGUAGE single "I'm Not Ready For Change", are you? @notionofanguish

*Just Announced*.➡️9/20 @RussianCircles with Blackwater Holylight .🎟️On Sale Friday, 6/27 at 10:00am

New @MoLowda album 'Tailing The Ghost' is out now!

Elevation Rhythm are bringing their Goodbye Yesterday Tour to Union Transfer on September 18! Use code VICTORY during the exclusive pre-sale on Thursday, June 26th starting at 10am and get your tickets first!

*Just Announced*.➡️8/23 WISP - If Not Winter Tour with @dreamivorydream & @hereisalden .🎟️On Sale Friday, 6/27 at 10:00am

*Just Announced*.➡️11/2 @borisdronevil PINK 20th Anniversary Tour 2025 with Agriculture.🎟️On Sale Friday, 6/27 at 10:00am

*Just Announced*.➡️9/14 @btbamofficial & @hailthesun with special guests @twiabp .🎟️On Sale Friday, 6/27 at 10:00am

*Just Announced*.➡️11/19 PSYCHEDELIC PORN CRUMPETS @porncrumpets .🎟️On Sale Friday, 6/27 at 10:00am

*Just Announced*.➡️11/18 @cutcopy US Tour 2025 with @orathemolecule .🎟️On Sale Friday, 6/27 at 10:00am

Digesting the new @Wednesday_Band_ "Wound Up Here (By Holdin On)

*Just Announced*.➡️11/13 @geese_band The Getting Killed Tour with Dove Ellis .🎟️On Sale Friday, 6/27 at 10:00am

*Just Announced*.➡️12/4 @portugaltheman The Denali Tour.🎟️On Sale Friday, 6/27 at 10:00am

*Just Announced*.➡️11/4 CORBIN - Clown On Stage Tour with Psymun & Bobby Raps .🎟️On Sale Friday, 6/20 at 10:00am

*Just Announced*.➡️10/6 @jpsaxe Make Yourself At Home Tour.🎟️On Sale Wednesday, 6/18 at 10:00am

*Just Announced*.➡️10/17 Room At The Top: An Evening Celebrating the Music of Tom Petty with The Philadelphia Tom Petty Appreciation Band and Special Guests.🎟️On Sale Friday, 6/20 at 10:00am

*Just Announced*.➡️11/8 @grandson Inertial World Tour with @bobbyvylan .🎟️On Sale Friday, 6/20 at 10:00am

*On Sale Now & Coming Soon*.🎟️10/12 @riconasty .🎟️11/1 KING PRINCESS with @sasamiashworth .🎟️11/3 LEITH ROSS .🎟️11/5 @MattMaeson .➡️6/14 @sabaPIVOT with @ovrkast .➡️6/21 @Blondshe11 with @daffoband .➡️6/24 Godspeed You! Black Emperor.