Philip Schatz
@Prof_Schatz
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professor, researcher, stats-guy... a neuropsychologist and a gentleman... he|his, ally to all
Philadelphia, PA
Joined October 2016
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Statistics instructors: “Statistics comes in handy in everyday life.”. Statistics students in everyday life:
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For those unfamiliar with Wawa, this remarkable feat is akin to attempting to time your visits to collect every number at every one of your chosen store’s deli counter, but it would be packed morning, noon and night.
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It was an honor to serve @SportsNeuroSoc as #SNS2024 Program Chair, in my hometown of #Philly. Happy to pass the baton to @BenjaminBrett1 and look forward to next year in Milwaukee! Thanks to ALL the speakers and volunteers!.
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nothing more romantic than cuddling in the Longitudinal Fissure. .
“Babe, have you seen the remote?. <deep sigh> “have you checked the post-central gyrus? That’s where you lost it last time”
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Very much looking forward to the “Jack and Jill” discussion!.
the Humpty Dumpty rhyme is like “a man fell off a wall and was irreparably harmed” and everyone was like “he was, I assume, an enormous egg”.
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hard to believe that Prince, Sinead O'Connor, and Chris Cornell, the three individuals responsible for the most iconic versions of "nothing compares 2 u" are no longer alive. .
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as you process at graduations this year, know that Pomp and Circumstances is a song celebrating British patriotism/nationalism. my (Canadian) graduate mentor, Doug Chute, told me this at my Doctoral ceremony. I think of him often, but now I've yet another reminder. .
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Typing my pain with her fingers.Telling my life with her words.Killing me softly with this tweet.Killing me softly. with this tweet.
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And good luck to all the Professors this week, where all their friends and family try to understand what they do and ask when they go back to work.
Good luck to all the PhD students this week, where all their family try to understand what they do and ask when they will be done.
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If this really is "the end", I believe I have held onto this quote for just the right moment:."I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve".
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Who would’ve predicted the race for the demise of #Twitter versus #cryptocurrecy would be setting up for a photo-finish?.
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A great example of why ethics, fidelity, honesty, and trust are vital components of education, and form the foundation of relationships… once that trust is broken, so is the integrity of the relationship.
theguardian.com
British Journal of Sports Medicine says investigation ‘revealed a pattern of publication misconduct’ by McCrory, has concerns over 38 other articles
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I never thought I would refer to something as “statistical comic genius“ until now….
The “Data Horror Stories Song”, inspired by a tweet by @rogierK and commissioned by @LisaDeBruine . Any of these ever happened to you?. #rstats #Statistics #DataScience
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Pure (comic?) genius!.
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hello caffeine my.old friend, I’ve come to consume.you again… because.#haiku.
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Incredibly accurate description!.
History was made in 1979 when engineers finally designed a slide that somehow combined the least possible amount of fun with the maximum possible amount of severe leg burns.
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since Brad Pitt is trending, it seems an appropriate time to inform the world that he and Hermann Rorschach are doppelgängers
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