My husband has recently discovered that he's a coffee snob. Husband: I think I'd like a grinder. 12yo: Download it from the app store Me: Husband: 12yo:

Why did the president order the Justice Department to investigate Democrats linked to Epstein, and not everyone linked to Epstein?

@SaltyGoat17

@EricLDaugh One thing nobody wants to admit: shutdowns are never about what they say they're about. They're negotiations by hostage. Everyone acts shocked when leadership (Schumer or anyone else) pulls the strings, but that's literally their job in the current political system. Pain is

Act like this post is a banger

I don't like this new phenomenon where you can tell a woman's party affiliation just by the specific manner in which she's had too much work done

People with hashtags as their usernames are totally bots. Right?

If we could just suppress our opposition from voting, we would totally win every election.

Remember when everyone had a blog?

@Real_RobN If they've uncovered nine million Social Security numbers for undocumented immigrants, couldn't they also cancel the numbers and deport them?

QUICK QUESTION: Is it "for fucks sake" or "for fuck sake" It's for a work email, so has to sound professional.

This pairing is so “5th season of a tv show and the writers ran out of ideas” coded

Hey, does anyone else remember when Elon tweeted that Trump was in the Epstein files, and now nobody talks about it? Weird, right?

Okay, here's a challenge for you all. If you see a quote or article or post that infuriates you, before you respond, fact-check it. There's a ton of disinformation coming from political leaders (and parties).

Does anyone even use Truth Social?

did the founding fathers have an exit plan?

@RpsAgainstTrump

Hey, does anyone else remember when Elon tweeted that Trump was in the Epstein files, and now nobody talks about it? Weird, right?

Why are Republicans so upset about how Kamala was nominated now, but not when it was actively happening?

My dog is crying because I won't let him try green onions.

When it feels like *everything,* but it meant nothing.