Posh, Nosh & Slosh
@PoshNoshSlosh
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A simple history nerd who is head over heels for cured meats & sunny days. Saving the world one pair of jeans at a time.
here, there, and everywhere
Joined April 2009
Surely I can’t be the only person that starts each round of Wordle with “penis.”.
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Why am I hearing so many emergency vehicles and a helicopter & racing cars up here in vinings? @wsbtv any ideas?.
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My husband chose to sit on the stairs for a super important zoom call with clients so I wouldn’t be in the background walking around. Instead, one of our cats decided to mount another on a step behind him, onscreen 😂 the low guttural growling he is trying to speak over 😂😂😂
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Please note, if I’m looking over the top of my glasses at you and giggling, I am not judging you. It’s just that I figured out that when I do this with these trifocals on, everyone looks like little people and it amuses me so.
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It is not lost on me that the city that was the birthplace of our country has been the reaffirmation we need to save our country.
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How dumb. @11AliveNews saying fireworks started that fire, MISSING the bigass gas can sitting on the pavement next to the drive thru 🙄.
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In about a week, all these online influencers are going to be complaining about the fringe they cut themselves out of quarantine boredom. I’m here for it.
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I’m bored so I cleaned my pantry today. I think I’m now qualified to create boxes for Chopped. What say you?@TheTedAllen @amandafreitag @chefmarcmurphy 😂😂😂 related: wtf do I make with 4 cans of pumpkin pie filling?
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A travel tip for you phuckin rookies. If you can’t fit yourself bag down the aisle. ITS NOT A CARRYON. #checkthatshit.
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Stupidest thing ever @Braves making my mom WALK all the way to the 3rd base gate for the shuttle to her handicapped parking. Should be at more than one gate!.
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I get push alerts from the @MLB At Bat app for so many things, but what I really need is a 2min warning for Friday night fireworks from the @Braves so I can get my cat off my lap before she freaks & pees on me while shredding my thighs with her claws. #peenutvspeanut.
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Flying to Orlando on a Friday afternoon during the summer is not something I’d recommend if you’re not a fan of overly excited children. @delta should offer melatonin gummies in the snack basket. just saying #putthemtosleep.
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Today was a strange one. I kind of just floated through the day with a strange awareness that I was capable of things. Almost felt like someone else was driving the truck today. Recovering from my hospital stay last week has been an adventure.
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Woke up still hurting from the news about my friend Jeff Walls, but laughed today listening to Vibrating Egg as I brushed my teeth & remembering the story he told about recording this with @m_millsey ❤️ Keep shredding in the ether big guy. you were one of a kind.
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Watching the parade & saw a man run up to a woman in a sidecar to shake the hand of “Scarramucci’s mom.” I thought he was joking, until I did a google image search 🤷♀️.
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Hey @DeltaAssist Can I bring him as my emotional support animal on my flight today? He won’t bite anyone or poop on the floor. I can’t leave him behind. his eyes are calling me. @Delta #antiquestorefinds
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I forgot about Twitter. I get reacquaintedwith it. I used to use it constantly, about 4 years ago.
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I co-sign on this. .
I have a co-worker who has wanted to know for months whether there's a possibility that there could be a Muppets Hamilton, and for her sake I think I should resurface this inquiry. @Lin_Manuel.
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