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@TheTedAllen

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Host/Creative Consultant/Script, Food Net's Beard-šŸ† winning Chopped. Emmy OG QueerEye. Natl Mag Award finalist @Esquire. Bidness: Adam Nettler/Ben Levine, CAA

Brooklyn, USA
Joined July 2009
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Ted Allen
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A thing I did not know:
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Ted Allen
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Never thought I’d see an American president* fanboy over a brutal Russian dictator. Pathetic.
@atrupar
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Trump: "I was just sent a picture from somebody who wants to be there very badly. He's been very respectful of me and our country but not so respectful of others. But he'll -- I'm gonna sign this for him. But I was sent one. That's a man named Vladimir Putin, who I believe will
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Ted Allen
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Can’t believe I forgot: We also overheard a long conversation between two barred owls, 100 feet or so away. Couldn’t see them in the trees, but Merlin ID’d them immediately. That is a HUGE bird.
@TheTedAllen
Ted Allen
7 days
Had a great day for nature: First, this cloud show. Then, a bald eagle with a fish from the cove, another pair of baldies later, a seal on the water and a golden coyote on the road.
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Speeding causes nearly one-third of all traffic deaths. It’s no game. Learn about the dangers of driving too fast.
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Ted Allen
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Had a great day for nature: First, this cloud show. Then, a bald eagle with a fish from the cove, another pair of baldies later, a seal on the water and a golden coyote on the road.
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Ted Allen
7 days
Putin doesn’t want peace in Ukraine, obviously (note: he invaded it). He wants a piece OF Ukraine—or, better yet, all of it.
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Trump doesn’t feel any gut need to bring Ukraine into the West or understand that Putin’s invasion of that country was just his latest march to break up the West.
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RT @SimonWDC: Why would anyone go downtown and get near this out of control shitshow? Take a wrong step and have one these guys from Louisi….
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Ted Allen
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Hey, how’d the Art of the Ukraine Deal work out?.
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
12 days
Trump: "Vladimir Putin said something -- one of the most interesting things. He said 'your election was rigged because you have mail in voting.' He said, 'mail in voting, every election -- no country has mail in voting. It's impossible to have mail in voting and have honest
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Ted Allen
12 days
Pathetic.
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
12 days
Trump: "Vladimir Putin said something -- one of the most interesting things. He said 'your election was rigged because you have mail in voting.' He said, 'mail in voting, every election -- no country has mail in voting. It's impossible to have mail in voting and have honest
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@TheTedAllen
Ted Allen
19 days
This is not how tariffs—also known as ā€œtaxesā€ā€”work. None of this money is ā€œflowing intoā€ the United States. Tariffs are paid directly by American consumers, at the register, at the pump, straight out of our pockets. Yours and mine.
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@JimLambUSA
James Lamb
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@Channel19S @thefreightnerd @TheSBTC @OOIDA @OverdriveUpdate @alexjlockie @channel19todd @grok @SocciLaw has served a cease and desist letter on Roper Technologies in response to defamation committed by @thefreightnerd.
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Ted Allen
19 days
Beavis?.
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TheRealThelmaJohnson
20 days
Well what do you know, they analyzed social media posts and guess who was behind the fake Sidney Sweeney outrage hoax?
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RT @CaptMarkKelly: When Jim Lovell heard Kennedy’s goal to reach the Moon, he thought it was impossible — then he went there twice. He said….
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Coppelia LED chandelier by Moooi, about six pounds, turning slowly in the cool breeze.
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Insufferable undergraduate confession: I have Robert Wilson and Philip Glass’s ā€œEinstein on the Beachā€ on vinyl. RIP, sir.
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The renowned director of dozens of challenging experimental operas and theatrical productions died at 83.
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Ted Allen
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Critter of the day: Gray tree frog.
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Ted Allen
24 days
MURDER, INC.
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Beauty Of Nature 🌳
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A group of cats is called. ?
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I’ve seen those! At one of my favorite jobs, I used to do 35mm film development and custom B&W prints in Indianapolis.
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How many of you know what this is & what it's used for?
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@theDroneU
Drone U
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Drones turn every vacation into an Adventure, but one crash can kill the vibe. Here is how most people crash and how you can avoid it: a 🧵
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Ted Allen
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RT @HistoryInPics: in July 2010, Iran's šŸ‡®šŸ‡· Ministry of Culture and Islamic Guidance officially banned the mullet haircut. .
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Ted Allen
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And the mission of No Kid Hungry grows more critical every day, these days.
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28 days
@FoodNetwork @TheTedAllen @nokidhungry The creativity these chefs bring to every basket, no matter how wild, is always inspiring. It's even more rewarding when it supports the critical mission of No Kid Hungry.
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RT @GabeBertaccini: It was the greatest honor to cook alongside the one and only šŸ‘©šŸ¼ā€šŸ³ Anne Burrell in her final season of #WorstCooks. Anne….
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