Shinzo Abe Lincoln
@PosadistPaul
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he/him Gerontophobe I came here to shitpost and drink adrenochrome, and I'm all out of babies 😎
anti-growth island
Joined February 2016
Why is the formatting on this so weird? Why are there random punctuation marks at the start of new lines? Why does the typeface change midway through? Surely the official comms of a nation of 92m people are better than this? Are they adding flaws to make it seem less AI-drafted?
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I realise my teenage obsession with 20th century weaponology is a bit niche but come on, I hope someone was fired for that blunder
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Peaky Blinders film RUINED by the anachronism of a supposed recluse being familiar with the details of the Sten gun a year before it was even in active service use.
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One step closer to building The Cube
This single building is home to 18,000 people. 📍 Kudrovo, near St. Petersburg, Russia 🇷🇺
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Is the implication here that Carney has some sort of Kryptonian x-ray vision that can see people's blood?
NEW: Chiefs of Grassy Narrows and Wabaseemoong say they are demanding an apology from Prime Minister Mark Carney for joking “I can outlast her” at yesterday’s presser in response to a Grassy Narrows woman with mercury poisoning, “a condition that causes premature death.” #cdnpoli
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Regrettably Iran’s commitment to the tenets of Islam means they cannot deploy the most destructive anti Marine weapon - the high interest financing plan
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They're worth £500k because that's the average price of a flat in Southwark you utter dullards! It's not a "luxury" if that's the average price!
Last year, Southwark Labour approved Borough Triangle whilst it offered only 17% genuinely affordable housing. The developer has now announced it'll be even lower - just 10% affordable. Liberal Democrats said it wasn't good enough then, and now it's even worse.
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Am I pissed off my 10 minute journey has become a 30 minute one because of TfL incompetence? Yes. Is this an unnecessary, avoidable situation? Also yes
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Escalators are not like lifts. If you lose power to a lift, you can't use it. If you lose power to escalators, they become: stairs!
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This level of decline is not acceptable and we should not accept it as a fact of life
⛔ Angel - This station is open for EXIT ONLY. There is NO ENTRY from street level while we fix faulty escalators. ➡️ To re-plan journey: https://t.co/UoeJflrJdy 📱
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The amount of effort I put into this meme has not been reflected in the amount of use I get from it
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Spotted on a water fountain in Cheltenham- “The public are expected to protect from injury that which is erected for the public good”
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Incredible levels of cultishness
Anonymous briefings against your own leader are not clever politics – they are a sign of insecurity. It is time to stay united and deliver.
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No joke I make a point of pushing the pedestrian crossing button every so often just to force traffic to stop
as pedestrians, it is our duty to obstruct and frustrate the automative class whenever possible
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Surely nothing to do with the demographics of Labour/Tory councils and their comparative statutory obligations
CONFIRMED: New figures show Conservative-run authorities deliver lower council tax rises than any other Party. Vote Conservative on 7 May!
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Stole bro's entire flow
Government must deliver for working people—and every dollar in our budget should work as hard as they do. That’s why I directed every agency to cut waste and help close our budget gap. Here’s some of what we found.
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Lol
The UK is far worse than people realise. It became a country where you pay insane taxes, receive third-world services, and still cannot afford a normal life. Let's see how bad it is 👇
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you don't owe anybody anything! Anyway completely unrelated to that does anyone know why my life feels meaningless and unfulfilling
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