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Creating is fun because I can control the outcome; watching sports is fun because I cannot.

Joined October 2021
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@BriMaestas303
Bri 🦇
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Did a velociraptor get Jokic on the arm?
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@PoissonianDist
PoissonDistribution
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Is getting more and more clear that Malone was right.
@ALLCITY_NBA
ALL NBA Podcast
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An awesome story from @LegsESPN about Gillespie's journey to get to this point
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@PoissonianDist
PoissonDistribution
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Cold reality. How did the playoffs end the last two years? Blame injuries? You have to expect more of that. Blame tiredness? You have to expect more of that. And both have been & continue to be exacerbated by the team not taking the regular season seriously.
@Melanon
Mel
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@NBABlackburn Old and injured team. Lack of dog. It’s sadly looking like a potential wrap on our window.
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@RyanGreeneDNVR
RG 📷
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Broncos fans after watching that game:
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@TheSuzieHunter
Suzie Hunter ⚾️
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Broncos are the messiest 10-2 team, I love whatever is wrong with them
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@VojaMedic
Voja
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Bonitto pulled a Mutombo
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@VicLombardi
Vic Lombardi
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I love this man like a brother. A brother I pushed off a cliff and then scurried down the mountain to push him again. And then embraced his frigid corpse, fed him lukewarm soup and nursed him back to life. In all seriousness, Brandon Perna is what happens when someone works his
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denverpost.com
Brandon Perna might be the only Broncos fan grateful for the Russell Wilson era of Denver football.
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@PoissonianDist
PoissonDistribution
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Hilarious, good work on this @DJMaculate
@DJMaculate
Maculate🌹
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I am so sick and tired of people accusing me of being a cult leader....so I funded this short documentary film to finally end all of these outrageous and slanderous rumors about me and my community.
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@PoissonianDist
PoissonDistribution
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Perfectly summarized. Identical thing happens to women existing in any way in sports spaces, as well. (Probably in every traditionally male dominated area, too, if not further, but these are the social media spaces I'm most familiar with.)
@kareem_carr
Dr Kareem Carr
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A dynamic I have noticed: A woman puts "Dr" in her profile name. The incel says oh, that doesn't mean you know more than me. A woman celebrates her PhD. The incel writes a big, long think piece about how it's not really that impressive. A woman tweets out a well-composed,
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@PoissonianDist
PoissonDistribution
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"Hitler never existed because he does not exist today" -an argument made on the Internet by someone with ESPN in their username
@JFowlerESPN
Jeremy Fowler
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For the Chiefs conspiracy theorists, 119 penalty yards for Kansas City, including several ticky-tack PI calls.
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@PoissonianDist
PoissonDistribution
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Average outcome is high floor, low ceiling. More gaussian distribution than some other fields; some are more multimodal & we focus on the higher-income mode. Also cost of living increases mean what used to be a comfortable middle class life is now less stable, rental life.
@albert9x19
Albert 9x19
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as an engineer, "engineers make good money" was such a lie. yeah they make good money and Harbor Freght makes quality tools. I have come to terms with the fact that i'm just gonna be poor the rest of my life.
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@Avalanche
Colorado Avalanche
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Blackwood would go to war for this team.
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@biankishikawa
yūkibabes 💟 jok 🃏
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mal🫸🫷baby girl ognjena ✨💖
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@guerillasports
Guerilla Sports
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Browns DOMINATE with 10 Sacks | A Wild NFL Week 12 | GS We're The Harrises
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@PoissonianDist
PoissonDistribution
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I thought he'd lost the ball, then my brain had to catch up as I watched the "fumbled" ball land precisely in Watson's hands for an easy bucket. Then I knew what I'd just watched was a Jokic classic.
@stevejones20
Steve Jones
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what
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@Browns
Cleveland Browns
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"it ain't gonna happen"
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@PoissonianDist
PoissonDistribution
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The depth of human intellect goes way beyond math & science; to ignore or impugn the others is to admit one's ignorance. The most intelligent I've met are appreciative of if not good at the range of these. Those who like to advertise their intelligence are usually at local maxima
@bdguan
brian
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@MichaelMaiello my dad didn’t prioritize that because it’s useless
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@PoissonianDist
PoissonDistribution
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make America great again, like before, er, "dei" people flew airplanes, know what I mean, wink wink
@MorganS2o21
Morgan S.
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@covie_93 No one said slavery was a good thing, people just enjoy reminding us day in and day out that once upon a time their ancestors were one
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@PoissonianDist
PoissonDistribution
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Unless you're a genius/savant, you’ll meet all your demons if you try to achieve at the highest levels. Academia, sports, etc. & do you know how hard it is to go BACK to school? Very few can or will try; fewer succeed. Nothing but respect for taking this challenge, pass or fail.
@JeremiahDJohns
Jeremiah Johnson 🌐
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Maybe this is contrarian, but in this case I'm team Kim. My understanding is that Kim is actually a *very* hard worker between all her pursuits. She has multiple billion dollar fashion brands, dozens of endorsement deals, her reality tv shows, scripted acting, and her clemency
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