Patrick
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I hope that before I leave this worm ridden earth, we find a way to make shit roll uphill
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Just watched a squirrel bury a nut. Most entertaining goddamn thing I’ve ever seen. Made Star Wars look like absolute hog shit
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Not gonna get into processing my grief and anger in front of you all on her but yeah i'm fuckin gutted. Jenna's an incredible writer, presenter, and she's astoundingly adept at script editing and punch up. Please if you have any serious job leads, let her know.
Yesterday was the last day of my vacation! It was also, it turns out, my last day at Polygon. After 4.5 years of service, I have been laid off, alongside a few other Vox Media folks.
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This amulet shortage is getting ridiculous. Just saw a soothsayer charge a yeoman 700 silver pieces for a corn cob with “posperity” writ upon it ☠️
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to stop being cryptic and silly for a moment: what Im saying is that in every corporation doing "recession" downsizing, there is an upper crust of "leaders" who have a lot of fucking money and property and will not suffer from the "recession" in any meaningful way
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Soup ideas to get nephew into soup
Cool soups
Soups for the “tik tok” generation
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unionization does wonders for giving workers more power and making them less disposable, and giving them material benefits when they are canned (severance is a huge deal.) But fuck, man I'm just once again in awe at the scope of the problem
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tbh I also do this when the animal is in my house and lives in my house
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Before I lose my blue check mark I just wanna say it’s been an honor serving alongside all the celebs and guys who work at local radio stations and 200 follower accounts who do rolly backpack reviews for the New York Times
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The real reason airline cockpits have locked doors is cuz the pilots don’t want you to know they are screaming and crying and holding each other the when the plane goes into a cloud
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I’m a member of the department of agriculture sniper team hired to take down the avian flu emus from a safe distance. Their heads are sssooo small we keep missing. Requesting air support
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This one has left my sphere of influence so I guess I should do the housekeeping.
1. this is not real. it would be cool if it was.
2. the entertainment weekly video is not the real intro either it's some other silly thing
3. "Crisopher" Fuck was a typo but it's funnier like that
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My akido sensei (teacher) has given me authorization to use my more lethal wrist locks on any grinches of this jacked up nation
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Been thinking about pulling the trigger on this for a while and it seems like a good time. My best twitter jokes are now available exclusively in zine form. Here's how's this is gonna work 🧵
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to briefly keep tweeting through it i simply don't know if there's any greener pastures in the USA where your livelihood isn't tied to the whims of a consoritum of motherfuckers who would delete you for a dolllar!
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Deal Alert: The Call of Duty with Kevin Spacey is FREE to Anyone Near An Old Fence
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The US health care system was designed by the fucked up little puppet from SAW. This is a good guide to a portion of his evil machinations
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Made a video about how to get started with fighting games. It's a hobby I've been enjoying for a couple of years, and it rules. There's no denying that it's difficult, but the investment of effort pays dividends in P U R E J O Y.
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If I don’t invent Quibi soon my family is going to be pissed at me. Ugh!!!!
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On my way down to Philly this morning to see my dear old friend the chicken man. Haven’t talked for a few days but last I heard he was doing great!
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Right now I think “bad vibes” and outside energy are the biggest thing stopping me from inventing quibi
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Welp… my plans to invent Quibi have hit some unexpected speed bumps 🙄🙄🙄 but nothing worth doing is easy 😤😤😤
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New video this week. Me and Simone really get into the deep end. Joe Rogan podcast mind expanding shit.
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This will be fun. Quick post on what to expect and what not to expect cuz I know ppl have wanted this for a while:
AWFUL SQUAD RETURNS TO PUBG. 3pm Oct. 20 with
@griffinmcelroy
and
@JustinMcElroy
— BE THERE.
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“Stakeholders” are kind of like those ghost hunter freaks who go into basements on purpose and cry and scream when the pipes creak except they also decide who gets to eat and we’re supposed to think they’re smart
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YOU SHOULD BE ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW — THAT IS THE PROPER REACTION TO MY CLENCHED FIST STUCK IN THIS PITCHER OF FIGS
@POTUS
&
@SecYellen
MUST GET ON TV TOMORROW AND GUARANTEE THEY WILL WIDEN THE PITCHERS MOUTH THAT I MAY FEAST UPON FIGS
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John Wick Judo grapples the toilet into submission and blasts out three clean turds that slide right down the pipe. Doesn’t even have to flush. He checks the toilet paper dispenser for jams then wipes in one clean motion.
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insanely stupid and irresponsible. absolute shit for brains. cringe and unfunny
Twitter’s now labeling NPR “US state-affiliated media” like it’s a Soviet-era propaganda channel or something. Absolutely zero media literacy on display here.
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Buncha vox media ppl will be streaming some goofy games tonight to raise some extra money for our buddies who got laid off a few weeks back.
come on down
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[Guy lying unmoving on the floor when a life alert ad comes on]: finally, some representation
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I'm done writing. From now on, I will only be "tapped to pen" things
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This website sucks shit and I don't use it. Follow me another site that also sucks that I also don't use. pizza_suplex_VEVO on insta 🤣🤣
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I don't usually do reviews but it was medically necessary for me to review Pizza Tower. Please read.
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this has been “guy finds out his friend the chicken man is dead by listening to that Bruce Springsteen song.” It’s a bit rough but I think it’s got legs
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I live in the apartment from the Michael McDonald I Keep Forgettin' music video. I swapped the grand piano out for my gamer chair and rig. Otherwise it is exactly the same. The bird is still there. This lady won't leave.
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source: mr pizza tapped to pen 40 minute dailymotion video about waluigi's raw denim preferences
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Think of it as less of a conclusive ultimate reunion stream and more of just like a bonus episode. In a good way.
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Last week, Vox Media laid off 7% of its workforce. Polygon was spared this time, but we lost a lot of people who deserved better. If you're in a position to help, we're raising money for them.
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Nodding at this
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We will have goofs, some returning game modes, a couple of community games, the announced guests (griffin and Justin), and the polygon video team! We will also win.
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On on the hold your horses front: This is a one time dealy and it’s budgeted and planned exactly a normal weekly stream (which is what we wanted). we won’t have flashy production or fancy surprises or big reveals.
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For a very thorough (and still readable) dissection of the monster, check out Health Justice Now by
@crulge
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We're using the honor system here so don't be a fucking scrub.
Please don't send anything else to the email. It's unmanned.
thank u good night
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make a charitable donation of $25+ to a progressive org or mutual aid group of your choosing. Then send an email to funnytimeszine
@gmail
.com with the subject "I DID IT." DO NOT include a donation receipt.
After a little bit, you'll get a link to the pdf and epub
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I think for the most part ya gotta focus on having fun over being "good." But sometimes, if you grind a bit, you can access new kinds of fun.
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Skanderberg's 3,000 concealed cavalry watching from the woods as the Ottoman commanders sacrifice the high ground and commit the last of their reserves to the Albanians' apparently weak right flank.
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thx to everyone who came out! i am now returning to twitter exile until i have something cool to post
Buncha vox media ppl will be streaming some goofy games tonight to raise some extra money for our buddies who got laid off a few weeks back.
come on down
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Also made vid about darktide a few weeks back that i never promoted so here it is. i'm promoting it!
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(i know 1k isn't a lot. but we've already raised 27k and i'm trying to be realistic w what we can get done in a few hours)
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the zines will go out in waves probably once a day so if it doesn't pop up right away, hang in there pls
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Mike worked really hard on this. It's gonna be like WrestleMania but you can pay to make the wrestlers shit themselves.
Check my twitch page to see the interference options
SUNDAY
SUNDAY
SUNDAY....THATS TODAY
THE FACES AND VOICES BEHIND PURO MOODS PROUDLY PRESENT A NEW WRESTLING VENTURE THAT IS SURE TO ROCK! YOUR! WORLD!
JOIN
@Pizza_Suplex
AND
@xMikeAM
AS WE BRING YOU HOURS OF TOP NOTCH WRESTLING
AROUND 2PM ET at
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Also i was streaming some All-Barbarian Dark and Darker with friends and this happened. Love gaming.
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oi m8 sort yourself out and buy a biscuit from Terence hes a good lad
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