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Polygon Video Producer, MBMBaM Co-Brother, Adventure Zone DM, Wonderful! co-host, and Diesel Jeans. He/Him/His.
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Took almost a whole 48 hours of hacking but I managed to find the new Wu Tang Clan album on the deep web
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*turns on Fallout 76 trailer*
Me: I dunno, I’m kind of peeved they’re skipping Elder Scrolls in the release order that they…
*Take Me Home, Country Roads starts playing, the spirit of Appalachia stirs deep in my bones*
Todd, an absolute Demon: YOU WERE SSSSSAYYYYINGGG???
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happy 4/20 everybody, what a special day
i will be spending it how i spend every 4/20: still not knowing where or how people get their weed
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If your reaction to the
@United
video is “private companies can refuse service to anyone,” you legally should have to live in the sewers
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What a delicious* political drama**!
* - ghoulish
** - example of a system that is failing almost all of us all the time
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I Google "animal crossing mobile" and "stardew valley switch" literally every single day, why are my dark desires not being catered to
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Boy howdy, I hope this is good!
Because if it's a virtual board game or endless runner I'm gonna flush my whole body down the toilet
Tune in on 10/24 at 8pmPT for an Animal Crossing Mobile Direct exclusively about the
#AnimalCrossing
MOBILE game.
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So, I’m at a loss for words about the events of the last day. I’m shocked, and angry and so deeply, deeply sad about it all.
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I’m VERY excited for everyone to meet my Destiny character: The invincible Warlock, Carly Rae Jetpack.
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maybe that’s because most people aren’t ghoulish, enormous pieces of shit
BREAKING: Trump says the 'alt-left' bears some responsibility for violence in Charlottesville, 'nobody wants to say that.'
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He waited for landfall. What a cowardly, miserable piece of shit.
Hours before a Category 4 hurricane hits US soil, Trump signs an order barring transgender people from the military and pardons Joe Arpaio.
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HOLY SHIT. Thank you SO MUCH to everyone who picked up our graphic novel this past week! (And folks who pre-ordered!) This is fucking UNBELIEVABLE.
#thezonecast
graphic novel is a
#1
@nytimes
bestseller, congratulations to
@DocCurm
@JustinMcElroy
@travismcelroy
@griffinmcelroy
and
@careydraws
🏆🥇🎉🎊🎉
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maybe next time i say my uncle who works at nintendo told me crash bandicoot is gonna be on nintendo, you’ll fucking believe me
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I'm gonna be on an episode of Disney Channel's
#BigCityGreens
! My character is a pepper merchant, which is really something, because spicy food makes my body die IRL.
Anyways, the episode is out 10 a.m ET on July 30! Here's a clip!
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Just found the Holy Grail while spring cleaning
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our forefathers didn’t have assault rifles with large capacity mags, and created a living document that can and should be updated over time
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Got some big, bittersweet news to share this morning: This Friday is mine and Justin’s last day Polygon. All explained in our letter below, but TL;DR: It’s TOTALLY amicable, and we’re gonna keep doing Monster Factory on some kind of recurring basis.
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I’m so torn up about Bourdain. I started reading his books in college, when my world was so insular, so small. He was so talented and compassionate, but most of all, he made the world seem just so … open. He made continents move closer together. I’m just in shock that he’s gone.
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seven minutes of motherfuckers strolling into the capital building like they’re lined up for the midnight launch of the new Madden
Watch
@robertmooreitv
's report from inside the Capitol building as the extraordinary events unfolded in Washington DC
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*friend hands me my first banana*
him: You know how to eat a banana, right?
me: h-ha ha - of COURSE, man
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Henry is here! He's just so incredible already. Both him and
@rachelcmcelroy
are doing swimmingly. I'm head over heels.
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If a new Animal Crossing game doesn’t get revealed at the same E3 where Bubsy sees a revival, I’ll quit games. I’ll be a books guy, fuck it
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The bigger bummer about no Animal Crossing in the Nintendo Direct is that that kind of peaceful life sim is my absolute favorite genre, and there’s very little on the horizon anywhere, as far as I can tell.
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Holy crap, the support team for Champions Online is absolutely top tier. Here’s their response to my bug report.
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i'm going to print this jpeg out and use it as a nourishing, revitalizing bath bomb tonight
JUST IN | Our photojournalist just caught this image of WV Delegate Derrick Evans being brought into the federal building in Huntington.
#WSAZ
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i wish I could take my insatiable desire to nap and transfer it to my baby
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This doesn’t have to be a partisan issue. Common sense gun control works; arguing against that is willful ignorance for partisanship’s sake.
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Happy birthday to both of my dear brothers, whom I adore, and who I’m so proud of every single day.
Happy birthday, Ricky and Mark
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Just a fair warning to those planning listening parties: The
#TheZoneCast
finale is gonna be about two hours and forty-five minutes long.
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And when Mario saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.
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and please respect the privacy of the folks directly involved; like smarter folks than I have said, quit asking for receipts.
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The host of this weed cooking show on Netflix is definitely, for sure not a cop
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Donating all TAZ music sales on Bandcamp to RAICES — a Texas non-profit agency battling our country’s abhorrent immigration policies — through the end of July.
Will have new music from the latest arcs up there soon, too.
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we are all backstage at the MBMBaM show losing our fucking minds to this video
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Here it is: The final episode of Griffin’s amiibo Corner.
Thank you, amiibo Corner Nation.
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MARIO
YOU CANT POSSESS A HUMAN MAN ON THE STREET
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a meme of me referencing not understanding a meme is on its way to becoming a meme
~Online Is Good~
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You can’t make me afraid, you have no idea what I’m capable of
We see what you did with
#BananaChallenge
@Polygon
and we're impressed. But we see your banana and raise you this coconut...
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all i eat is soup soup soup no matter what
got soup in my belly i can never get enough
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behold, a mask of human fear
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dear everyone telling me where they get weed in austin:
I’m a Cop
I’ve been a Cop this whole time, waiting for this exact moment
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This happened
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It’s my last day at Polygon, and I mentioned I had a special thing planned for today. And I do! But first, I wanted to share a thread about how important this place has been for me for the last six years.
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REGISTER TO FUCKING VOTE
DEADLINES ARE COMING UP WITHIN THE NEXT WEEK FOR FUCK’S SAKE
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it is mind-boggling how little this company deserves the amount of time and energy people put into its platform every single day
We mistakenly pointed to the wrong reason we didn’t take action on the videos from earlier this week. We’re still looking critically at all of our current policies, and appreciate all the feedback. See our safety calendar for our plans and ship dates.
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MY BOY!
What an icon. Thanks for this incredible shrine to Raandyy's peaceful quest,
@Warcraft
!
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Gonna scoot and disconnect for the weekend
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All I want to say is like, this is happening in real time for a lot of folks. Please, please keep that in mind
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Challah turned out super well! One loaf’s got poppy seeds, one loaf’s got a honey glaze. REAL excited to eat these bad boys
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getting tweeted at by my favorite cookie and favorite tv show in the same week is just a little too much to handle
@Oreo
@griffinmcelroy
@MBMBaM
@wonderfulpod
Good good fans, remember to never try mystery flavor. And by "never try" we mean stuff that shirt down your eating tube.
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“Bill, I’m telling you, we can only fit four teens on this thumbnail”
“LEMME JUST … TURN THIS ONE”
“Bill”
“JUST A BIT MORE”
“Bill stop"
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Played around w/ my favorite
@carlyraejepsen
song in Chroma Lab VR and transcended from this plane of existence, AMA
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So, uh, y’all crushed it during the
@Bandcamp
sales fundraiser for
@TransLawCenter
. Thank you all so, so much.
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it was kinda cloudy and so i didn’t really see the eclipse, which is a bummer
so instead I’m about to go drink the totality of a Corona
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Just cracked the theme song for the next
#TheZoneCast
mini-arc, and man alive it is good to be writing music again
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“Megan, I’m sorry, I told you the meeting might run late. I’m on my way to pick up Jeffery from schRRRRAHAHHGGHHH IIIIIT’S-AAAA MEEEEEEEEEE"
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Just fell asleep at a Walgreens waiting for baby anti-nausea prescription meds while Yellowcard played overhead
How's your Sunday going
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I saw less orderly queues at the launch of the Son of Beast attraction at Paramount’s King’s Island
They got a fucking FastPass for insurrection and don’t you doubt for a second who gave it to them
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I hope Waluigi is in the Mario Rabbids game, and that he just uses a gun
an actual gun
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I’m donating all sales on
#TheZoneCast
’s soundtracks to the
@splcenter
through the rest of the month.
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time to log onto twitter this morning and see what’s hapHOLY SHIT
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friends:
you KNOW we’re gonna do that Sonic game dirty
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I suffer for my art
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I am THE MOST excited for this to come out! I'm on an episode of We Bare Bears!
Guest appearance by
@griffinmcelroy
in the episode "GOOGS", airing NEXT WEEK on Bears.
***Please be sure to thank
@everydaylouie
&
@crapmachine
for that ✌️
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So, uh …
ᵘʰ ... ᵈᵒ ᵇᵒᵒᵏˢ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃᶜʰᶦᵉᵛᵉᵐᵉⁿᵗˢ
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It's so much better if you imagine they are his own legs
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This description on the menu at this seafood restaurant is the most moving and powerful prose I've ever encountered
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Just wired over all the money from those album sales to
@RAICESTEXAS
— you all helped raise over $19,000 for a super good cause! Thank you so, so much!
Donating all TAZ music sales on Bandcamp to RAICES — a Texas non-profit agency battling our country’s abhorrent immigration policies — through the end of July.
Will have new music from the latest arcs up there soon, too.
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raise your hands if you want a new ep of Gumshoes Griffin and Deputy Russ today
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Hell YES another exquisite find. HG/SS PokeWalker > Pokémon Go, all DAY.
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Legal weed didn't make it to Texas in time for this nightmare, but I can always rely on my old friend, illegal weed
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A HUGE thanks to
@evantickles
for the art we’ll be using during our run through these experimental arcs!
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YES
Y E S
YES YES YES YES YES FUCK YES
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One time me and my dad hosted a Halloween Spooktacular at Camden Park. Like eleven people showed up. I snuck off to eat two corn dogs and ride the Big Dipper. Now thousands of Online Gamers will gather there to kill a near infinite number of Ghouls looking for rare digi-gun parts
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I can’t believe I’m about to type this, but:
The next episode will be part one of the finale for this
#TheZoneCast
campaign.
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They made me take out my Kindle Paperwhite and rescan it at airport security, and I had to explain it is a Tamagotchi that I read books on
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get dunked on, you horrible dildo
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Took a good, oh, year off from baking but I'm hoping to get back in the saddle; here's some Rosemary & Sea Salt bread, hot & fresh
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I'm not watching the Sony presser live but am kind of following it on Twitter, and that absolutely seems like the best way to experience it
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Today’s been one of the most remarkable days of my life. I don’t know how to explain how wrapping up something this big really feels.
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We're gonna be on
@midnight
tonight at 11:30 pm ET! This is roughly what that's going to look like!
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Lots of folks in positions of power today seemingly not grasping that “follow the laws” and “it’s wicked easy to occupy the building where we make the laws free of consequence” are, y’know, kinda incompatible ideas
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don’t even bother deleting those tweets. I capped ‘em. The paddy wagon’s on it’s way, wastoids
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Music from the new season of The Adventure Zone is live now on Bandcamp.
Sales through June go to the Minnesota Freedom Fund, which is providing legal aid to protestors on the ground in MN and seeks an end to oppressive jailing.
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A new Monster Factory thing we’ve been working on for a few months is (tentatively) gonna launch this week!
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They just announced that we’re holding our
#TheZoneCast
live show a bit longer for people stuck in Seattle traffic, and the folks in the audience actually *cheered*.
These are just the best people
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