Phil Lemos 🇺🇸🦅
@Phil_Lemos
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New Englander, Scorpio, writer, opposer of tyranny, world-builder, coffee hater, livetweeter of NFL, reality TV & "parody" (added for Twitter compliance).
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Joined April 2009
Red Sox fans in ‘03: Manager left in pitcher too long!! Fire him. Bills and Canadien fans: NOT OUR FAULT. SHITS UNFAIR AF!!!
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Don’t give Fanatics any ideas
Randy Arozarena forgot his jersey so they gave him an extra and taped his name on it
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This you (before you deleted it)?
JD Vance: It’s a huge indictment of the entire far left that they made that their cause: letting violent sex offenders stay on the streets of America
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I don’t recall Sweden or Czechia complaining about losing in OT 3 on 3.
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Joe Mazzulla “you’re too fat to get 60” defense on Luka is impenetrable
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The 5-on-3 format in the 2nd period didn’t work for them either 😭😭
Jon Cooper on the 3-on-3 OT: "You take four players off the ice, now hockey’s not hockey anymore. There’s a reason overtime and shootouts are in play — it’s all TV-driven to end games, so it’s not a long time. There’s a reason why it's not in the Stanley Cup final or playoffs"
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Here's a photo of 10 Lakers legends who were forced to watch the Celtics smack the Lakers by 22 points in person tonight
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Funny how Canada 🇨🇦 never complained about 3 on 3 hockey in their 4 Nations win in OT in the championship. Canada 🇨🇦 never complained about 3 on 3 hockey 🏒 in their OT win over Czechia But now it’s suddenly a HUGE problem 😭😭😭
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A gutted Nathan MacKinnon: "You be the judge of who was the better team today."
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There really is a post for everything.
Biggest fluke in sports history. Congrats to the Americans. Never beat Sid when it counted and needed a 3-on-3 bounce
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There's still 3 million Epstein files to be released to the American public, and this is what your FBI Director is doing instead.
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This is getting to Onion-level satire. It’s like the whole country of Canada discovered the concept of a goalie today. “Yeah Toews had an empty net but someone stuck their stick out to stop it. Weird, right?”
Canada dominated so much of a 2-1 loss to golden Team USA, it was almost as if supernatural forces were at play. “The chances they had and how the puck didn't go in, it’s kind of mind-blowing.” (@lukefoxjukebox)
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Yeah, in 1776 the British had the most powerful army in the world. Anyways Play free bird.
A gutted Nathan MacKinnon: "You be the judge of who was the better team today."
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Still can’t believe that he said this. In addition to blowing the game with the puck on his stick he also got completely big-dogged by Werenski on the OT goal.
A gutted Nathan MacKinnon: "You be the judge of who was the better team today."
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Fuck Republicans for constantly trying to claim patriotism all to themselves. Waving a flag and cheering for a hockey team doesn’t make you a patriot. Y’all showed your true colors on January 6, 2021 and every day since. Bunch of fucking traitors.
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Hilarious that the one Canadian chirp I keep getting is "yOuR gOaLiE wON tHe gAMe" yeah that's how it fucking works my dudes. Hence why Canada doesn't have a cup since '93 because they chased Patrick Roy out of Montreal to the Avalance and then, shocker, Avs immediately won a cup
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