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Occasional scribe | Very serious tweets

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Joined May 2010
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@alexSSN
alexSSN
3 years
My dad drives for Toyota of Seattle and works with these guys in the service center. This was caught on camera Saturday when the M’s finished off that comeback. (Wait for the guy at the end 😂)
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Duke basketball just beating the piss out of Army on Veteran’s Day. Classless as always, Duke.
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Lenny is the greatest ambassador Seattle has ever known. We are so lucky to have had him and he will forever be a legend.
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Chris Daniels
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Sad News to Report: Hall of Famer player, coach, civic icon and humanitarian Lenny Wilkens has passed away at the age of 88. His statue was unveiled in front of Climate Pledge Arena in June. https://t.co/01yV4AQBc7
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Just got in an uber and our driver, Jameelah, asked if it would be okay if she continues on speaker phone telling her sister about a dramatic work incident. Five stars, yes.
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Wisconsin fans really rushed the field after beating that Washington team? Maybe they just wanted to huddle together for warmth.
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Coming off that Mariners playoff run I don’t think I would’ve had it in me to sweat the Huskies every week. Nice of Jedd Fisch and the guys to oblige me.
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Other teams when the Mariners claim their no-name pitchers
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This morning, after cycling through all her usual songs, our two-year-old began chanting “JU-LI-O! JU-LI-O!” until I came and got her out of bed
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This year’s crop of “guys you’ve never heard of becoming critical bullpen pieces” is now arriving
@Mariners
Seattle Mariners
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We have acquired RHP Cole Wilcox from the Rays in exchange for cash considerations. He has been added to the 40-man roster. #TridentsUp 🔗 https://t.co/sJeyzXJ8am
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Love it when football coaches play like they still have a chance to win when they’re down 31 with just a few minutes left, responsible coaching right there
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On the bright side for Canada, the Grey Cup is just two weeks away
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Perfect guy to have on the mound in that situation. You have a perennial GIDP candidate up there in Alejandro Kirk and an ace with a nasty splitter and a knack for eliciting ground balls on the mound. It’s everything you could’ve wanted if you’re a Dodgers fan.
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alexSSN
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Yoshinobu Yamamoto with one of the greatest pitching performances we’ll ever see
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I like how, even as recently as a decade or two ago, the way they treated pitchers’ arms was by putting their sweaty asses in a parka between innings
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Kiké Hernandez always playing at that suicidally shallow depth and it finally burned him and nearly cost the Dodgers the World Series. Unbelievable that Andy Pages got all the way over there and saved them.
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That Andy Pages substitution one batter earlier may be the greatest managerial move of all-time
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For one pitch, at least, Jeff Hoffman regressed to his Rockies days
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alexSSN
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How many meters was that Miguel Rojas home run
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alexSSN
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You’re taught to do this with balls under the fence from Little League on. It was a brilliant move, might have saved the game, and it’s not the outfielder’s fault Toronto built a dumb base of the fence
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J.D. Andress
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The fact this is ruled a “lodged ball” but then the CF has no problem picking it up and throwing it in is dumb. He didn’t even make an effort to grab it right away. Blue Jays might have gotten screwed
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Hey, if you wanna get drunk tomorrow, play a game where you drink every time the World Series broadcasters say “all hands on deck”
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An incredible Marinering from the Blue Jays
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