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Should men wear the most normal piece of clothing to ever exist??? Fucking retards
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The lady behind him could play nose tackle for an nfl team
Joe Biden posts photo to celebrate Women's History Month. What do you notice?
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The identity of the captain of the ship has been released and it’s assumed alcohol may have been a factor in the crash
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Hearing reports it’s a 12 beers and no dinner type of night. Waiting confirmation
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Absolutely no dog in him
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Not now kitten. Daddy needs to drink 30 beers and yell racial slurs.
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Dollar beers dollar dogs
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Snuck off to the bathroom during church to hit my vape, there was a hs kid in there doing the same thing. I need to be better
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Did some of the most drunk driving in my life during the shutdowns
3 years ago today, shutdowns began in order to prevent the spread of COVID-19.
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Minnesota finally made a contribution to the world. See ya later 6mg Zyn I’m on to the 14mg loons now
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You really don’t need to eat dinner if you drink 12 or more beers
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Trying to become the Costco guys but it’s just me and my son going to random dive bars that serve minors
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a mans twitter is either extremely horny, very suicidal, or a sports fan page
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My gfs piss and 10 million dollars
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You really don’t need to eat dinner if you drink enough beer
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12 beers no dinner
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Friday night boys let’s make it legendary! *proceeds to drink 24 beers and piss the bed*
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Call me Helen Keller the way I can’t see a beer I wouldn’t drink
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Nothing beats sitting in the woods with a high power rifle and all your intrusive thoughts
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Spotify this, wrapped that. I need to get my hands wrapped around a beer.
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If that’s your girl whys she wearing this around my job site
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If that’s your girl how come she’s opening my beers and giving them to me on the other side of the bar
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don’t get as drunk as you did last Thursday challenge (impossible)
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What if we spent Valentines at the miller lite shower beer castle?
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Kinda gay for a man to eat breakfast, what are you hungry for you haven’t even grinded yet
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Work sucked, then I realized it was cold beer Monday and everything started to turn around for me
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I would never lie, unless it benefited me in the slightest way possible
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They fucked up letting a white boy like me use power tools after deleting a 12 pack on my lunch break
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Did you get your caffeine and nicotine this morning king?
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Thankful for 14 ice cold beers and my 2012 Dodge Ram 2500 for getting me home from the bar after
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Drank 14 beers instead of eating dinner we’re so fucking back
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Imagine a girl right but she’s actually 16fl oz of great tasting less filling Pilsner beer
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The sexual tension between me and my car keys after drinking 14 cold beers
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handle of vodka and a Glock 9mm
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Can’t believe it’s already cold beer Friday seems like we were just celebrating it a week ago
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We don’t have miller lite on tap, but we have Michelobe Ultra
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Real reason I have a mustache is so I can taste the beer on my lips just for a little bit longer
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Got a boner during the t swift movie and my girlfriend got mad? You brought me here
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Me and my girl smoking cigs we bummed outside the bar waiting for an Uber
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Anytime my sisters boyfriend try’s to talk to me about hockey at Christmas
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Yeah my girlfriend fucking loves it when I play 18 with the boys and get drunk every Saturday
Something a lot of men don't like to admit:
All of your hobbies and ambitions are to attract women.
Nature doesn't care how much personal fulfillment you get from them. Those things are cool, but they're a coincidental positive externality to the prime objective:
To keep the
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*shows up to the job site eyes blood shot and visibly shaking*
Foreman- Jesus Bergie how much did you drink last night
Me- you don’t understand it was cold beer Tuesday
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THIS. Is why hockey will remain the most beautiful game on earth
Couple big boys just trading shots and knowing when to call it 😂
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My children: What’s for dinner tonight dad?
Me: beer and delta 8
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Not me n the boys all taking an autism test on a Saturday morning just to find out we are indeed all autistic
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I love the Indian cashier at the beer store, we don’t ever talk much I just pay for my beer and he always says “enjoy boss man”
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I see a lot of soft hands wearing carhartt beanies these days
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It’s ok to let your kids drink beer
Opinion about Parenting that would get you like this? Let’s have them!
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I don’t know about you, but a guy like me is gonna drink a beer
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Lady at the liquor just asked me if I buy Copenhagen and miller lite everyday, your job is to take my money not make it seem like I have an addiction
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In honor of the Soviet Union being established 100 years ago today I will be wearing my Vladislav Tretiak jersey to the bar tonight
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Dude at the beer store said the millers might not be that cold because they got them in the cooler a couple hours ago, as if I don’t drink half full cans on my bedside table the morning after
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My son (2yrs) just asked me why I seemed so upset, I then explained to him that miller lite is currently losing to modelo in beer madness, now he’s uncontrollably crying on the floor thanks cerveza drinkers
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Pretty sure I drink twist offs strictly for their ability to make shower beer towers
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It’s come to my attention that drinking 20 beers by yourself and pissing on your sisters couch are “signs of alcoholism”
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Some people wait all week for Friday just to drink responsibly, I drink responsibly all week to get irresponsible on Friday
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First beer after work on Friday gotta be top 3 beer of all time
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Sorry babe no sex tonight, beer madness final four is on and I need to get miller lite to the finals
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