Pål Ströbaek
@Palstrobaek
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Joined September 2011
"Good news, Lemon. President Trump is finally releasing what we have all waited for." "Oh God. The files?" "Jeffrey? I'll never forgive him for beating me as Cosmopolitan's "bachelor of the month" in 1980. No, Rush Hour 4. They want Tracy to play Roman Polanski's part."
‘RUSH HOUR 4’ has been greenlit at Paramount, after push from Donald Trump. • Paramount is teaming up with Warner Bros. to distribute • Brett Ratner, who coincidentally just made a documentary about Melania Trump, will return to direct. (Source: Deadline)
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Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone are developing a Miss Piggy #Muppets movie! Oh Mary Tony winner Cole Escola will pen the script for the project. Read more: https://t.co/4GVNwBPdAg
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did ANYONE PLEASE record the "people who passed" section of the las culturistas awards? i need to laugh again
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im not a big gossip but i love Knowing Things. so when i ask for gossip it's never sinister. it's pure curiosity and a desire for knowledge
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When I was born they tossed me into a bin labeled 'No good', but then they fished me out, handed me a cane and a top hat, and told me I'd make it in show biz. I think I was tossed head first I'm so sleepy all the time, And violent. Bring me my tap shoes, I feel a song coming on
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ME: I don’t think a Muppet “West Side Story” works because it would start to assign race/class value to the different types of Muppets, and that doesn’t at all align with their established worldview THERAPIST: ok so like I said we’re gonna up your dosage
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vaping when ur bald must be so crazy like omg i’m hitting this vape and i’m bald
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aren’t we all
Saoirse Ronan is halfway through writing a short film that she will direct. (Source: https://t.co/z9ZoJY7kKC)
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What's the best anyone's ever served in a Getty Image?
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‘Parks & Recreation’ star Joe Biden has announced he will no longer be running for President.
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oh noo the baby accidentally went to four seasons total landscaping
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